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  1. Rrr African Astronaut
    I neeed someone to inject heroin i to my veins will ot be a goodideas?
  2. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Rrr I wonder if ijrct

    You wonder if International Journal of Research and Computational Technology what?
  3. Ghost Black Hole
    [quote pk=919139 author="infinityshock lasciviously lambasted lanny the lactating leprechauns longing larynx with large

    [img]https://i.postimg.cc/yNSwFsgm/totse-Bill Krozby-mod.jpg[/img].
    [/quote]

    lol
  4. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Rrr I turned into a bird once on bundy for real. When they fly they see vortex loops

    I turned into a fighter plane once when i was whacked out of my mind on MXE. I was laying on my bed and the creases in the sheets were valleys through which i was flying at mach 3.

    True story.

    Talk about bed, i was trying to sleep last night when i noticed all of a sudden the room changed i figured i was lucid dreaming so i thought; neat. My first instinct was to go run around naked cause fuck it it's my dream i can do what i want. So i stood up, then i thought; am i really dreaming though? The moment that thought hit me i was blown back into my bed as if by an explosion. And the room was my bedroom again. I figured i was awake again, but i couldn't move. Then the bed started to fold in on me, just before i got swallowed i woke up for real.

    That's some trippy inception shit.
  5. Ghost Black Hole
  6. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    lul

    azov/right sector guys have gone to HK to join in the riots
  7. Rrr African Astronaut
    Apparently my dad came downstairs and watched me kick and punch the walls and throw things around for hours and make screaming for all the halluxinations i was having
  8. Rrr African Astronaut
    I did eat 9 kofffjelboxxes
  9. the man who put it in my hood Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Rrr Apparently my dad came downstairs and watched me kick and punch the walls and throw things around for hours and make screaming for all the halluxinations i was having

    Whoa

    You have a dad?
  10. MexicanMasterRace African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Rrr Apparently my dad came downstairs and watched me kick and punch the walls and throw things around for hours and make screaming for all the halluxinations i was having

    "It's just a phase, it's just a phase, it's just a phase"
  11. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by aldra lul

    azov/right sector guys have gone to HK to join in the riots

    At least they are being ideologically consistent.
  12. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Rrr Apparently my dad came downstairs and watched me kick and punch the walls and throw things around for hours and make screaming for all the halluxinations i was having

    You sound like a delightful child to have had.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  13. Rrr African Astronaut
    I ate 4 more boxes of slug eggs
    Ive eaten 21 boxes this week so only 3 of them were dispersed to infiltrate the minds of another person. I get to keep most of this black energy to myself
  14. the man who put it in my hood Naturally Camouflaged
    Drug eggs Lengthy Members Ravishing my Anus! Ow!
  15. Rrr African Astronaut
    Drug eggslord
  16. Originally posted by Solstice Do you just tell your parents to give you money and they do it?
    Originally posted by Rrr Food mony

    your parents make roshambo's parents look like college professors
  17. Originally posted by -SpectraL You sound like a delightful child to have had.

    Imagine having only one child and it turns out to be a splook.
    I was listening to the economist while ubering yesterday and they were talking about hikkimouris in Japan.

    They said many of the parents are told by their counselors not to intervene or pressure their hikkids too hard into getting jobs or doing things outside because they think it will cause them to isolate even further, so they're advised to just "nurture" and provide for them, as in, pay their bills, cook for them, relieve them of responsibilities and chores and leave them alone until they hopefully snap out of it on their own.
  18. the man who put it in my hood Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by DietPiano your parents make roshambo's parents look like college professors

    WHAT ARE his parents like
  19. They also said they were shocked to be finding out that a huge portion of the hikkis are in their 40's because they never grew out of it.

    🤔
  20. Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood WHAT ARE his parents like

    Ask him

    I dont know what his dad's like, I have a hard time visualizing him
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