The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕

1. 2019-12-07 at 1:41 PM UTC

   #5201
   

   Rrr African Astronaut
   I neeed someone to inject heroin i to my veins will ot be a goodideas?
2. 2019-12-07 at 1:52 PM UTC

   #5202
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by Rrr I wonder if ijrct

   
   You wonder if International Journal of Research and Computational Technology what?
3. 2019-12-07 at 3 PM UTC

   #5203
   

   Ghost Black Hole
   [quote pk=919139 author="infinityshock lasciviously lambasted lanny the lactating leprechauns longing larynx with large
   
   [img]https://i.postimg.cc/yNSwFsgm/totse-Bill Krozby-mod.jpg[/img].
   [/quote]
   
   lol
4. 2019-12-07 at 3:11 PM UTC

   #5204
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

   Originally posted by Rrr I turned into a bird once on bundy for real. When they fly they see vortex loops

   
   I turned into a fighter plane once when i was whacked out of my mind on MXE. I was laying on my bed and the creases in the sheets were valleys through which i was flying at mach 3.
   
   True story.
   
   Talk about bed, i was trying to sleep last night when i noticed all of a sudden the room changed i figured i was lucid dreaming so i thought; neat. My first instinct was to go run around naked cause fuck it it's my dream i can do what i want. So i stood up, then i thought; am i really dreaming though? The moment that thought hit me i was blown back into my bed as if by an explosion. And the room was my bedroom again. I figured i was awake again, but i couldn't move. Then the bed started to fold in on me, just before i got swallowed i woke up for real.
   
   That's some trippy inception shit.
5. 2019-12-07 at 3:30 PM UTC

   #5205
   

   Ghost Black Hole
6. 2019-12-07 at 4:38 PM UTC

   #5206
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   lul
   
   azov/right sector guys have gone to HK to join in the riots
7. 2019-12-07 at 5:16 PM UTC

   #5207
   

   Rrr African Astronaut
   Apparently my dad came downstairs and watched me kick and punch the walls and throw things around for hours and make screaming for all the halluxinations i was having
8. 2019-12-07 at 5:18 PM UTC

   #5208
   

   Rrr African Astronaut
   I did eat 9 kofffjelboxxes
9. 2019-12-07 at 5:19 PM UTC

   #5209
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

   Originally posted by Rrr Apparently my dad came downstairs and watched me kick and punch the walls and throw things around for hours and make screaming for all the halluxinations i was having

   
   Whoa
   
   You have a dad?
10. 2019-12-07 at 5:19 PM UTC

    #5210
    

    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

    Originally posted by Rrr Apparently my dad came downstairs and watched me kick and punch the walls and throw things around for hours and make screaming for all the halluxinations i was having

    
    "It's just a phase, it's just a phase, it's just a phase"
11. 2019-12-07 at 5:26 PM UTC

    #5211
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    Originally posted by aldra lul
    
    azov/right sector guys have gone to HK to join in the riots

    
    At least they are being ideologically consistent.
12. 2019-12-07 at 5:27 PM UTC

    #5212
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by Rrr Apparently my dad came downstairs and watched me kick and punch the walls and throw things around for hours and make screaming for all the halluxinations i was having

    
    You sound like a delightful child to have had.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • The Self Taught Man
13. 2019-12-07 at 7:01 PM UTC

    #5213
    

    Rrr African Astronaut
    I ate 4 more boxes of slug eggs
    Ive eaten 21 boxes this week so only 3 of them were dispersed to infiltrate the minds of another person. I get to keep most of this black energy to myself
14. 2019-12-07 at 7:23 PM UTC

    #5214
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Drug eggs LMRAO
15. 2019-12-07 at 7:24 PM UTC

    #5215
    

    Rrr African Astronaut
    Drug eggslord
16. 2019-12-07 at 7:53 PM UTC

    #5216
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Solstice Do you just tell your parents to give you money and they do it?

    Originally posted by Rrr Food mony

    
    your parents make roshambo's parents look like college professors
17. 2019-12-07 at 7:56 PM UTC

    #5217
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by -SpectraL You sound like a delightful child to have had.

    
    Imagine having only one child and it turns out to be a splook.
    I was listening to the economist while ubering yesterday and they were talking about hikkimouris in Japan.
    
    They said many of the parents are told by their counselors not to intervene or pressure their hikkids too hard into getting jobs or doing things outside because they think it will cause them to isolate even further, so they're advised to just "nurture" and provide for them, as in, pay their bills, cook for them, relieve them of responsibilities and chores and leave them alone until they hopefully snap out of it on their own.
18. 2019-12-07 at 8 PM UTC

    #5218
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

    Originally posted by DietPiano your parents make roshambo's parents look like college professors

    
    WHAT ARE his parents like
19. 2019-12-07 at 8:01 PM UTC

    #5219
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    They also said they were shocked to be finding out that a huge portion of the hikkis are in their 40's because they never grew out of it.
    
    🤔
20. 2019-12-07 at 8:02 PM UTC

    #5220
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood WHAT ARE his parents like

    
    Ask him
    
    I dont know what his dad's like, I have a hard time visualizing him