2019-09-12 at 3:02 PM UTC
I'm out today. Good luck to you all. Its been real.
2019-09-12 at 7:50 PM UTC
would be interesting to see statistics on suicide rates of people that posted on totse/zoklet extensively.
2019-09-12 at 7:54 PM UTC
Yeah for real though don't do it.
Malice is one thing, but seriously, have you considered armed robbery? you can always off yourself later.
2019-09-12 at 8:26 PM UTC
Welp I haven't even been out a month and it looks like I've already good and violated my parole.
Who wants to harbor a fugitive for a few months, I need to get the fuck out of illinois.
2019-09-12 at 8:45 PM UTC
Originally posted by Rear Naked Joke
Oh shit that sucks man. Come to Florida, you can crash with me for a lil in CW.
everybody keeps changing their fucking names. Whats your OG handle?
I can join the long and rich tradition we have of people running away to florida and it ending up totally fine.
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2019-09-12 at 9:07 PM UTC
Most importantly, how much time is left on your sentence ?
2019-09-12 at 9:09 PM UTC
Residential burglery and felon in possesion of a fire arm. I've got 2 years on parole which means i do a year if i get taken back
2019-09-12 at 9:12 PM UTC
Yes go on the run instead of just doing one more year and being done with it.
2019-09-12 at 9:22 PM UTC
Oh yeah I got off super easy. They could have smoked my ass if they really wanted to. Its a year today or a year whenever they catch up to me, im in no hurry to go back.
I have super short hair right now because my white ass slid on a four year sentence by going through this 4 month bootcamp program they have. only spent 6 months locked up all together this time, just like my first bit back in '15.
2019-09-12 at 9:31 PM UTC
Oh yeah I'm gonna for sure call my guy and feel out the situation. I'll probably be able to circumvent the whole thing with a 28 day rehab stint
2019-09-12 at 9:34 PM UTC
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Originally posted by Brain surgeon
Oh yeah I'm gonna for sure call my guy and feel out the situation. I'll probably be able to circumvent the whole thing with a 28 day rehab stint
well then do that, it's certainly a better option. Did you fail a piss test? A lot of the time if you're honest and don't have a terrible record and can explain why you did it (my mom, dog and grandma died in the same hot air balloon) they're usually more lenient, especially considering your crime is non violent, they can't say you're a risk to the public
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