What do you do when people tailgate you?

1. 2019-07-19 at 1:20 AM UTC

   #201
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

   Originally posted by NARCassist dude i was a teenage joyrider back in the early 90s. i can beat traffic if i want to. i've even mounted the sidewalk to lose pigs back in the day. anywhere that car will fit is an option.
   
   
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   Cool story bro
2. 2019-07-19 at 1:23 AM UTC

   #202
   WellHung Black Hole

   Originally posted by NARCassist does it not occur to any of you dickheads that some people are in a rush to get somewhere for various reasons and y'all just holding them up. all because they're not driving like fucking snails like all you out on your sunday drives shit. have some fucking consideration, i bet its different when its you in a life or death situation tho?
   
   i know exactly how these people feel an all. many times i've been slowed down by you sunday fucking drivers when i been dope sick as fuck and needed to get across town to score. i tell you now you would not wanna be in my way in them days.
   
   
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   You're very selfish, & self- absorbed. Your posts make it clear you really don't have any consideration or concern for the rest of society... all that matters to u is that u get ur way.
3. 2019-07-19 at 1:28 AM UTC

   #203
   Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
   They should get rid of speed limits, traffic signals and stop signs, as well as traffic cops. It works, I lived it in the Philippines.
4. 2019-07-19 at 1:30 AM UTC

   #204
   WellHung Black Hole

   Originally posted by Erekshun They should get rid of speed limits, traffic signals and stop signs, as well as traffic cops. It works, I lived it in the Philippines.

   
   Someone should get rid of me.
5. 2019-07-19 at 1:38 AM UTC

   #205
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by WellHung Someone should get rid of me.

   
   You could take a contract out on yourself. Depressed people do it all the time. 1-800-KILL-MEEE.
6. 2019-07-19 at 1:41 AM UTC

   #206
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

   Originally posted by -SpectraL You could take a contract out on yourself. Depressed people do it all the time. 1-800-KILL-MEEE.

   
   
7. 2019-07-19 at 1:42 AM UTC

   #207
   

   GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
   Can we talk about owls again.
   
   Because they have fucking sonar built into their eye tubes
   
   Do not fuck with owls
8. 2019-07-19 at 1:42 AM UTC

   #208
   Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
   Matt you can always suicide by cop.
9. 2019-07-19 at 1:44 AM UTC

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   Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

   Originally posted by GGG Can we talk about owls again.
   
   Because they have fucking sonar built into their eye tubes
   
   Do not fuck with owls

   
   I hear there is a fascinating thread about over on newtoste. You should go check it out, and stay.
10. 2019-07-19 at 1:45 AM UTC

    #210
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    "And what day would you preferred to be killed, sir?"
    
    "Oh, I don't know, maybe a Monday... early afternoon?
    
    That's fine. Would you rather be murdered by a male or female?
    
    "No preference, but I'd prefer it be someone who can be quiet and has good creeping skills."
    
    "Alright. We'll have someone out there first thing next week. We're offering a "First time/Last time" promotional coupon today on our deluxe Easy-Fit velvet coffins. Any interest?
    
    "Sure. Sign me up. No sense being cheap on my own death."
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11. 2019-07-19 at 3:33 PM UTC

    #211
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Awhh, they're fwends nowww
12. 2019-07-19 at 4:42 PM UTC

    #212
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by DietPiano Awhh, they're fwends nowww

    
    You don't scare us.
13. 2019-07-19 at 9:45 PM UTC

    #213
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by WellHung You're very selfish, & self- absorbed. Your posts make it clear you really don't have any consideration or concern for the rest of society… all that matters to u is that u get ur way.

    
    yeah well society showed no consideration or concern for me first.
    
    
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14. 2019-07-19 at 10:02 PM UTC

    #214
    

    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    I use my emergency flashers to get slow law abiding cunts out of my way
15. 2019-07-19 at 10:03 PM UTC

    #215
    

    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    i change lanes
16. 2019-07-19 at 10:05 PM UTC

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    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    I have 14 miles of dirt roads on my 25 mile commute
17. 2019-07-19 at 10:46 PM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by NARCassist yeah well society showed no consideration or concern for me first.
    
    
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    you wouldnt have gotten adopted if that were true.
18. 2019-07-20 at 1:55 AM UTC

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    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny you wouldnt have gotten adopted if that were true.

    
    bennt, how about you stop commenting on shit you know fuck all about. i know you think you're trying to look smart but you just make yourself look really fucking dumb.
    
    
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19. 2019-07-20 at 9:50 AM UTC

    #219
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by NARCassist bennt, how about you stop commenting on shit you know fuck all about. i know you think you're trying to look smart but you just make yourself look really fucking dumb.
    
    
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    well maybe i want to be dumb.
    
    have you ever think of that ?`
20. 2019-07-20 at 9:54 AM UTC

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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    now now settle down children
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