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  1. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    I knew a guy who was pulled apart and eaten by African wild dogs.
  2. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by NARCassist did i mention vindictive bennt is a fucking idiot?

    Vinny isn't an idiot and you know it.

    Originally posted by NARCassist if you compare to what is considered one of the worlds apex predators, the tiger, which only has a 1 in 20 kill rate, the owl looks like a fucking pro/

    Imagine if you only managed to eat lunch every 20th time you went to find a restaurant.

    I'd quit my job.

    Originally posted by -SpectraL I knew a guy who was pulled apart and eaten by African wild dogs.

    Don't you guys keep in touch any more?
  3. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Don't you guys keep in touch any more?

    Nothing left to get in touch with. They even ate the bones.
  4. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Nothing left to get in touch with. They even ate the bones.

    Didn't they shit anything out the other end?
  5. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Didn't they shit anything out the other end?

    Yep. Small flakes and a few chunks.
  6. toz African Astronaut
    Well Yes, Eagles are Full of Bravado and Stand Majestically in all their glory yet Owls are cute and look like little people with bow ties.
  7. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by toz ..Owls are cute and look like little people with bow ties.

    But they keep asking that same question.
  8. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by toz Well Yes, Eagles are Full of Bravado and Stand Majestically in all their glory yet Owls are cute and look like little people with bow ties.

    Wrong, owls are killers
  9. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny thats too advanced for you to immitate.

    Scooping rice out of a bowl with sticks is your vision of advanced?
  10. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Scooping rice out of a bowl with sticks is your vision of advanced?

    go easy on him, he is retarded you know.


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  11. Originally posted by NARCassist 1 in 10 kill rate is actually good, quite a lot of humans would struggle to maintain that even with a rifle, lol.

    if you compare to what is considered one of the worlds apex predators, the tiger, which only has a 1 in 20 kill rate, the owl looks like a fucking pro.


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    you're equating little rats with big fucking bulls.

    rats are easy to hunt in the middle of the night when its dark and they dont even see you comming,

    big fucking bulls are not as easy to hunt in the middle of the day when they can see you coming from miles away.

    its like your saying pan handlers are more successful money makers than venture capitalists because they have 1 in 10 success rate of getting monies handed to them when they stick their hands out as opposed to venture capitalists who only manage to get their millions back from only 1 in every 20 ventures.

    well ok then.
  12. Originally posted by Speedy Parker Scooping rice out of a bowl with sticks is your vision of advanced?

    try getting the fishballs out the steambot with chopsticks.
  13. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    And we haven't even gotten into carnivorous plants yet.
  14. Originally posted by Speedy Parker Wrong, owls are killers

    all animals that eat other living things, be they other animals or plants are killers.
  15. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    There are 583 species of plant which attract, trap, and kill prey, absorbing the resulting available and tasty nutrients.
  16. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny you're equating little rats with big fucking bulls.

    rats are easy to hunt in the middle of the night when its dark and they dont even see you comming,

    big fucking bulls are not as easy to hunt in the middle of the day when they can see you coming from miles away.

    its like your saying pan handlers are more successful money makers than venture capitalists because they have 1 in 10 success rate of getting monies handed to them when they stick their hands out as opposed to venture capitalists who only manage to get their millions back from only 1 in every 20 ventures.

    well ok then.

    You are one hell of a retard aren't you?


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  17. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny try getting the fishballs out the steambot with chopsticks.

    I don't live in a poor shithole so I pay a yellow prick to do it for me
  18. Originally posted by Speedy Parker I don't live in a poor shithole so I pay a yellow prick to do it for me

    you like yellow pricks and their little fishballs.

    got it.
  19. Originally posted by NARCassist You are one hell of a retard aren't you?


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    says the one who thinks pan handlers are better money maker than venture capitalists.
  20. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny you like yellow pricks and their little fishballs.

    got it.

    You got nutin
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