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  1. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Solstice Anytime I see some dickhead trying to weave in and out of city traffic just to get one more car length ahead I do anything I can to box them in and trap them.

    I especially have a pet peeve for people who don't signal. The fucking blinker is right there by your hand, it takes no real conscious thought to flick it left or right. Everyone just too goddamn lazy these days for anything.

    does it not occur to any of you dickheads that some people are in a rush to get somewhere for various reasons and y'all just holding them up. all because they're not driving like fucking snails like all you out on your sunday drives shit. have some fucking consideration, i bet its different when its you in a life or death situation tho?

    i know exactly how these people feel an all. many times i've been slowed down by you sunday fucking drivers when i been dope sick as fuck and needed to get across town to score. i tell you now you would not wanna be in my way in them days.


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  2. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by NARCassist does it not occur to any of you dickheads that some people are in a rush to get somewhere for various reasons and y'all just holding them up. all because they're not driving like fucking snails like all you out on your sunday drives shit. have some fucking consideration, i bet its different when its you in a life or death situation tho?

    i know exactly how these people feel an all. many times i've been slowed down by you sunday fucking drivers when i been dope sick as fuck and needed to get across town to score. i tell you now you would not wanna be in my way in them days.


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    You can't beat traffic. While I won't purposely box someone in who is darting lane to lane to gain one or two car "positions" I will roll down my window and laugh right at them when I pull up beside them 2 minutes later at the red light.
  3. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker You can't beat traffic. While I won't purposely box someone in who is darting lane to lane to gain one or two car "positions" I will roll down my window and laugh right at them when I pull up beside them 2 minutes later at the red light.

    dude i was a teenage joyrider back in the early 90s. i can beat traffic if i want to. i've even mounted the sidewalk to lose pigs back in the day. anywhere that car will fit is an option.


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  4. Originally posted by NARCassist dude i was a teenage joyrider back in the early 90s. i can beat traffic if i want to. i've even mounted the sidewalk to lose pigs back in the day. anywhere that car will fit is an option.


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    I'd fix that behavior with a firm horn honk.
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  5. Originally posted by NARCassist does it not occur to any of you dickheads that some people are in a rush to get somewhere for various reasons and y'all just holding them up. all because they're not driving like fucking snails like all you out on your sunday drives shit. have some fucking consideration, i bet its different when its you in a life or death situation tho?

    i know exactly how these people feel an all. many times i've been slowed down by you sunday fucking drivers when i been dope sick as fuck and needed to get across town to score. i tell you now you would not wanna be in my way in them days.


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    I understand on the freeway or whatever but on city streets its retarded to drive like that when you're really not making much extra progress. And if anything their constant speeding up and braking and merging is holding up the rest of the traffic, not the other way around.
  6. Originally posted by Solstice I understand on the freeway or whatever but on city streets its retarded to drive like that when you're really not making much extra progress. And if anything their constant speeding up and braking and merging is holding up the rest of the traffic, not the other way around.

    That and the main issue not being your progress but the fact you are an increased risk to other road users. Rules are there to save lives, if you are late..get the fuck up 10 mins earlier...as I tell my lazy underlings who constantly show up late and only live 8 miles away where i live 38 miles away and am here 30 mins early everyday.
  7. stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
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    Really enjoys getting "rear ended".
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  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Someone actually did an experiment on the highway where one person weaved in and out of the traffic passing people and one person just stayed in the slow lane and they both somehow ended up getting to their destination at the same time.

    Obviously there's probably some extenuating circumstances but for the most part you're really not saving that much time unless you're massively traveling over the speed limit.

    My personal favorite is driving in town and people are competing to be the first person to reach the next red light.
  10. Originally posted by mmQ Someone actually did an experiment on the highway where one person weaved in and out of the traffic passing people and one person just stayed in the slow lane and they both somehow ended up getting to their destination at the same time.

    Obviously there's probably some extenuating circumstances but for the most part you're really not saving that much time unless you're massively traveling over the speed limit.

    My personal favorite is driving in town and people are competing to be the first person to reach the next red light.

    I've seen that myself, where some tit is weaving in and out and shit and I'm just plodding along at a normal pace, then 30 mins later up the freeway I'm directly behind, beside or even in front of the tit.
  11. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson A woman was shot in the head and killed here in Houston last night while driving down the street. She was going home from a doctor visit with her husband. The bullet apparently was a stray one from a road rage incident happening nearby.

    What's the moral of this story? courteous driver or road ragey driver, if your time is up, it's up.

    sounds like a good ad for bullet proof glasses.
  12. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson That and the main issue not being your progress but the fact you are an increased risk to other road users. Rules are there to save lives, if you are late..get the fuck up 10 mins earlier…as I tell my lazy underlings who constantly show up late and only live 8 miles away where i live 38 miles away and am here 30 mins early everyday.

    puntuality increases in tandem with the lack of life.
  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny sounds like a good ad for bullet proof glasses.

    Sounds like a good ad for never leaving your house and laying prone inside a bulletproof box 24 hours a day just in case.
  14. Originally posted by mmQ Sounds like a good ad for never leaving your house and laying prone inside a bulletproof box 24 hours a day just in case.

    why not just make bullet proof house ?
  15. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by Solstice Anytime I see some dickhead trying to weave in and out of city traffic just to get one more car length ahead I do anything I can to box them in and trap them.

    I especially have a pet peeve for people who don't signal. The fucking blinker is right there by your hand, it takes no real conscious thought to flick it left or right. Everyone just too goddamn lazy these days for anything.

    You need to learn not to give a shit. Those people may well deserve the oven, but you aren't going to solve the problems of the world by getting annoyed.
  16. I run into the curb
  17. Originally posted by vindicktive vinny why not just make bullet proof house ?

    You'll get shot while building it.
  18. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson You'll get shot while building it.

    not if you built the walls first.
  19. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny not if you built the walls first.

    ur schtick is lame.
  20. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    lol bennt just got called lame by wellhung. how embarrassing.


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