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  1. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by mmQ Are girl scout cookies always indica or sativa? Can a particular weed strain be both?

    It's a hybrid. 60% INDICA, 40% SATIVA.

    GSC (formerly known as Girl Scout Cookies) is a Cannabis Cup award-winning strain comprised of OG Kush and Durban Poison and is perfect for an after-dinner treat or a nightcap.

    By crossing two super popular strains, the underground breeding collective Cookie Family (or Cookie Fam) has been able to elevate THC levels to a whopping average of 25% to 28% and boast CBD and CBN contents to 1% as well. If that wasn’t enough to entice you, then the flavor and aroma will definitely draw you in. At first opening of the bag the sweet, earthy aromas hit your nose and only grow sweeter as you break apart the buds. The smoke of this strain is dessert like and will certainly endear you to these light green and purple-hued buds. The fiery orange hairs and bright purple leaves make it just as pleasing to the eye as it is to the palate.

    The GSC high catapults you into a wave of euphoria and tingles that encapsulate your body with very little effort. These ultra-powered buds will have you questioning space and time, while utterly gluing you to your seat. The couch lock on this is real, as are the munchies, so be sure to have a box of actual Girl Scout cookies handy for good measure. Throughout the hours-long high, you’ll experience waves of giddiness that might have you in minor giggle fits, though that will ebb and flow into introspection from time to time. This is an engaging high that will certainly have you feeling creative, but try as you might, you probably won’t have any motivation to get anything done.

    GSC has some incredibly powerful effects that are beneficial to the medical community in numerous ways. First and foremost, this is a great strain for treating chronic pain, inflammation, muscle tension, and cramps. Its highly sedative properties will have you feeling relief in no time. Additionally, many use this strain as a stress reliever. The tranquilizer-like feeling of this bud puts you in a place of complete relaxation, slaying stress and even getting you ready for a good night’s sleep.

    Growing techniques for this plant vary depending on who you ask, however, Cookie Fam suggests SOG indoors with either a soil or hydro set up. The flowering time on this plant is around 10 weeks or until the buds are plump and plentiful. The yield of this plant is about average, though in really stellar conditions you might be able to squeeze out a bit extra.

    There are several phenotypes of this strain that include other clever plays on the plant’s former name, such as Thin Mint and Platinum Cookies, however, GSC stands out from the pack with its bright purple leafiness and twisting greenery. Additionally, the THC content of this variation truly makes it a one of a kind experience.

    https://www.wikileaf.com/strain/girl-scout-cookies/
  2. all weed is basically the same thing

    all Crouton is literally the same thing

    marketing gimmicks
  3. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by frumbob 🐎🦄🐈🐯🐷🦊 all weed is basically the same thing

    It's not all the same. One strain gives you a head high, the other strain gives you a body high, some strains give you both, some strains last for hours, some are short-lived, some are intense, some are relaxing.
  4. G4LM African Astronaut
    No its the same thing
  5. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by G4LM No its the same thing

    And Santa Claus and his little elves are also real.
  6. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by frumbob 🐎🦄🐈🐯🐷🦊 weed tastes and smells disgusting

    this.
  7. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Weed can taste like sweet blueberries, or minty mint, or skunky skunk, if you like to live on the wild and dangerous side.
  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Weed smeels amazing.

    Mushrooms and pineapple on pizza dont.
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  9. G4LM African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ Weed smeels amazing.

    Mushrooms and pineapple on pizza dont.

    If you say one more bad thing about mushrooms or pineapple i will fucking fuck you fucker
  10. G4LM African Astronaut
    hehe
  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by G4LM If you say one more bad thing about mushrooms or pineapple i will fucking fuck you fucker

    Pineapple is awesome. Just not on a pizza. Mushrooms on the other hand, always suck.
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  12. G4LM African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ Pineapple is awesome. Just not on a pizza. Mushrooms on the other hand, always suck.

    You're just a gay faggot cause only gay faggots hate mushrooms.

    I make mushroom in white cream sauce every year for Thanksgiving what the fuck do you make?

    Shit. That's right. You eat and you make SHIT

    I make mushrooms bitch what do you make?


    Remember?

    Remember?

  13. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    SpectraL's entire drug knowledge cones from googling information right as he needs it, poorly.
  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by G4LM You're just a gay faggot cause only gay faggots hate mushrooms.

    I make mushroom in white cream sauce every year for Thanksgiving what the fuck do you make?

    Shit. That's right. You eat and you make SHIT

    I make mushrooms bitch what do you make?


    Remember?

    Remember?


    Gay faggot cancels itself out so nana boo boo.

    Mushrooms unless psychedelic are GARBAGE. goodbye mushrooms.
  15. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Common De-mominator SpectraL's entire drug knowledge cones from googling information right as he needs it, poorly.

    There's new information coming out every single day. It's not like you could know everything and then you wouldn't have to do anything else. Unless you keep updating your knowledge, you become outdated and irrelevant. I am at the top of my game, totally up to date on all the latest fads and accessories.
  16. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    I just don't try to pretend I know stuff I don't.
  17. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Common De-mominator I just don't try to pretend I know stuff I don't.

    You just pretended you already knew it all.
  18. Why would you ever order tator tots
  19. Originally posted by DietPiano Why would you ever order tator tots



    Originally posted by DietPiano Why would you ever order tator tots



    Originally posted by DietPiano Why would you ever order tator tots
  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Bevause they taste good.

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