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  1. Originally posted by Ghost has anyone here used Empire before?

    I just tried placing an order and when I pressed Confirm Purchase it sent me to the home page and there's nothing in my order history. Does the vendor have to confirm it first or something?

    Usually it shows up in your order history right after

    No, once you confirm it should take you to order summary. Vendors have a few days to accept the order but it will still show as processing.

    Make sure you weren't fished.
  2. Originally posted by mmQ Pics of her typing ?



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  3. Originally posted by Solstice No, once you confirm it should take you to order summary. Vendors have a few days to accept the order but it will still show as processing.

    Make sure you weren't fished.

    Yeah, here is the main link http://empiremktxgjovhm.onion
  4. Ghost Black Hole
    weird. I put the order through again and now its working fine.

    Not a fishing link, I got it from dark.fail. Must have been a glitch or something weird, I never used Empire before I thought it was just set up retarded and the vendor had to confirm the order before it showed up.

    Shits been weird for me. I tried to buy BTC yesterday at a machine and it wouldn't scan my phone, i tried for 10 mins :(

    Originally posted by DietPiano Yeah, here is the main link http://empiremktxgjovhm.onion

    i've been using

    http://hhlk2pelzx7szim6.onion
  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by DietPiano

    Hurry up and select a payment.
  6. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by DietPiano Aldra does your S/O know you post on nigga sin space?

    yeah, she's never actually read anything on here though

    I tried to get her to read some of my longposts but she doesn't seem t ohave the attention span for it
  7. Ghost Black Hole
    is she pretty
  8. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I don't even think muh bitch knows what a message board is. She told me one time she was babysitting a little girl and had to get her off tinychat and I like to think she saved her from being another Bill Krozby victim

    edit: I asked her if she knew who monica lewinsky was yesterday and she said "maybe if I saw her" clearing having no idea who she is, so I gave a diatribe about the incident and investigation and impeachment proceedings and the funniest quotes from clintons testimony and she used that as a springboard for asking me what I consider sex and if I got a blowjob and vaginally penetrated a woman with a cigar would I consider that cheating and would I tell her right away.

    Fucking Hillary Clinton ass moon children
  9. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    tangerine pangolin shawty wanna bang again

    I just sold this line to riff raff
  10. Originally posted by DietPiano Yeah, here is the main link http://empiremktxgjovhm.onion

    They change mirrors every 5 minutes, safer to use dark.fail
  11. Originally posted by Solstice They change mirrors every 5 minutes, safer to use dark.fail

    That one never changes
  12. I had an impossible whopper (which isn't even vegetarian because it has mayo and is cooked on a meat grill) for $6, just the sandwich, and it sucks ass.

    I thought it was supposed to taste like blood, it tastes like burnt crap.

    But in addition to that, Burger King's everything is disgusting and expensive. There's nothing I like from there. also I went to the campustown BK and I was literally the only person out of 5 who wasn't either zombie nodding or fell out on the table, and the mexicans were listening to mariachi in the kitchen, so I left and never came back.
  13. Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    You know, just buying a Moons of Tianeptune CD would fuck a nigga up
  14. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    -SpectraL's Top 5..

    Trying out some really nice strains these days..

    Mandarin Kush - 8/10, leaves an aftertaste of Mandarin Orange and a bit of skunk. Long-lasting body buzz with moderate head high. Packs a punch at 20% THC.

    Gorilla Glue #4 - 9/10, not much on the taste, very skunk smell, packs a punch at 24% THC. Great for creative, but comedown great for sleep.

    Jean Guy (Quebec strain) - 8/10, takes a bit like pine and mint, nice balanced all-body high, 20% THC.

    Girl Scout Cookies - 10/10, packs a real punch at 26% THC, taste is mild but raunchy and heavy in the throat, knocks you on your ass in a cocoon of good feelings.

    Orange Mango - 9/10, I give it a 9 just on taste alone, addictive flavor tastes just like sweet oranges with a mango aftertaste, high THC content as well at 20%.
  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I've been nursing a half oz of the girl scout kookies for the last month. I get high as fuck off like 3 hits so it'll probably last me another month.
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  16. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    I have this home delivery service that has a website with four categories of strains, about 40 strains in all, Boutique, Hybrid, Indica, Sativa, and you just add 3.5g, 7g, 14g or 28g amounts to your cart, add coupon code for 10% off paying cash, checkout with no online payment at all required, the guy arrives at my door in less than an hour with order in hand. Also found at least 30 other home delivery services just like it, but this one is the best prices. $49 for a quarter ounce, $99 for a half ounce, and so on. Not bad for a to-your-door-in-an-hour service and all top shelf buds, vacuum-sealed and fully labeled with strain/quantity/THC in durable light-blocking plastic packets.
  17. weed tastes and smells disgusting
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  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Are girl scout cookies always indica or sativa? Can a particular weed strain be both?
  19. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by frumbob 🐎🦄🐈🐯🐷🦊 weed tastes and smells disgusting

    Maybe you'd find one and try it and say, "Heyyy!! I love this flavor!!", like grapes, or honey, or raspberry, or lemon.
  20. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Lol @ spectral finally smoking weed now that it's legal in Canadia and acting like an excited teen.

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