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  1. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by Common De-mominator Old gimmick is old. It only works because you drop in once in a while.

    Does he always pretend to be posting from his car?
  2. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    He pops in like once a month to post something nonsensical like being trapped in a falling helicopter surrounded by oiled up bikini wrestlers or something.

    I just want old Zanjcm back.
  3. "Nah I don't feel like coming out I got plans at home."

    Plans at home:
  4. Originally posted by Common De-mominator Lol I actually had a similar thought, do richer heroin junkies have special pimped out syringes and shit. Do cokeheads have a platinum mirror with an American Express Centurion card to line up rails?

    Wouldn't you in that situation?I'm sure you could get a whole 24k gold setup just for dope.

    Originally posted by Ghost If I was an IV drugs user I would shoot up with only the best bottled water


    I think Evian is slightly better than Fuji after much comparison but I am still undecided.
  5. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    I remember Fiji was sciencetifically tested again Oregon tap water and Fiji was confirm for ass sauce bacteria
  6. Originally posted by Common De-mominator I remember Fiji was sciencetifically tested again Oregon tap water and Fiji was confirm for ass sauce bacteria

    Thanks for that scientific analysis.

    I'm on ~200 ugs of acid and making homemade popsicles out of this watermelon I just carved up.
  7. Watching the nightly news is the worst thing on acid, that's why I was motivated to make fresh fruit popsicles
  8. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Solstice Watching the nightly news is the worst thing on acid, that's why I was motivated to make fresh fruit popsicles

    Sounds tasty, post pics. I require nutrients but in lieu of getting up and making dinner i will live vicariously through your fresh fruit popsicle posts.
  9. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Also, thanks Sploo,i totally forgot about Peach Kelli Pop. It's pretty neat, actually. It reminds me a little of Mars Argo.
  10. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Bottled water is way worse for you than tap water. It's all just a scam, just like all the rest, and it also helps pollute the planet and oceans with billions of tons of plastic. So not only are they having you kill yourself, they're having you kill the planet and all the wildlife in it, all just so they can make another greasy dollar for themselves. Over here, the sellouts in the government allow Nestle to scoop up billions of tons of river and lake water a year for pennies on the dollar, then they turn around and poison it and sell it to the same people who once owned the very water they're poisoning them with. Four dollars a bottle for water they stole and then poisoned.
  11. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fiji_Water#Controversy_with_Cleveland
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  12. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Imagine a government so corrupt and utterly without morals that it would allow 10 micrograms of arsenic per liter in their own citizens' drinking water, just to satisfy the bottom line of some giant crony capitalist corporation (and, no doubt, get personal kickbacks for it). Talk about your pond-scum-sucking bottom feeders.
  13. Originally posted by HTS

    mind blewd
  14. The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  15. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Originally posted by HTS

    Oh 4chin looking weak white virgins, what a surprise
  16. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    These kids could have been actually grown in a test tube in some laboratory somewhere and then planted within a "family" of secret FBI agents. They're all from the same lab and originate from the same genetic material.
  17. u sure?
  18. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    A secret FBI "hatchery", where patsies are "hatched" and then run through an extensive series of mind control routines.
  19. Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Common De-mominator Lol I actually had a similar thought, do richer heroin junkies have special pimped out syringes and shit. Do cokeheads have a platinum mirror with an American Express Centurion card to line up rails?

    Video games cases are the best

    this is $18,000

  20. rich people become beyond beta by consuming gold in their diet as a daily supplement which gives them supra-human abilities

    they all eat food laced with gold, that is their secret to success

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