The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition

1. 2019-07-17 at 2:09 PM UTC

   #6681
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I was about to thank the post because I thought you referred to enter as "it's"
2. 2019-07-17 at 2:53 PM UTC

   #6682
   

   GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]

   Originally posted by aldra no the pic is of vizier, or mexican moe szyslak

   
   Shit that's not even who I'm thinking of.
   
   I think it was a different Mexican lol.
   
   Not remembering this is going to bother me.
3. 2019-07-17 at 2:59 PM UTC

   #6683
   

   Common De-mominator African Astronaut

   Originally posted by GGG Shit that's not even who I'm thinking of.
   
   I think it was a different Mexican lol.
   
   Not remembering this is going to bother me.

   
   Slag?
4. 2019-07-17 at 3:45 PM UTC

   #6684
   

   GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]

   Originally posted by Common De-mominator Slag?

   
   Slag was from Ecuador.
5. 2019-07-17 at 4:31 PM UTC

   #6685
   

   Common De-mominator African Astronaut

   Originally posted by GGG Slag was from Ecuador.

   
   ThatsMyDog?
6. 2019-07-17 at 5:01 PM UTC

   #6686
   

   Octavian motherfucker

   Originally posted by frumbob 🐎🦄🐈🐯🐷🦊

   
   You and black dude are the only ones that don't look like they belong there. What is it, an anti social/ spesh needs group or something?
7. 2019-07-17 at 5:05 PM UTC

   #6687
   

   Octavian motherfucker
   
8. 2019-07-17 at 5:06 PM UTC

   #6688
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by frumbob 🐎🦄🐈🐯🐷🦊 its ridiculously fiendish but after you run out and come down you realize the whole experience was mostly just I NEED MORE CRACK

   
   Poor man's meth.
   
   And they call meth the poor man's coke.
   
   I dont get why everyone that likes coke or crack doesn't just do tech. At least when you're high on meth you dont worry about looking around for more meth on the ground because you're too distracted doing something else.
9. 2019-07-17 at 5:10 PM UTC

   #6689
   

   GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]

   Originally posted by Octavian You and black dude are the only ones that don't look like they belong there. What is it, an anti social/ spesh needs group or something?

   
   Wat? That black dude looks exactly like the kind of person that hangs out with white people
10. 2019-07-17 at 5:11 PM UTC

    #6690
    

    Octavian motherfucker

    Originally posted by GGG My dog is on three antibiotics from eating ass.
    
    I'm tired of putting on the anus cream and eye Vaseline. It feels like rape the way he tries to get out of it. I feel bad for people with huge dogs who have to do shit like this.

    
    Is your dog really ill from licking other dogs' asses?
    
    
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
11. 2019-07-17 at 5:16 PM UTC

    #6691
    

    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]

    Originally posted by Octavian Is your dog really ill from licking other dogs' asses?
    
    
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    
    No his own lol. Dogs are fucking gross. He's wearing a cone for it now.
12. 2019-07-17 at 5:17 PM UTC

    #6692
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Octavian Is your dog really ill from licking other dogs' asses?
    
    
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    
    Such is the plight of the WEAK HWHITE MAN.
13. 2019-07-17 at 5:32 PM UTC

    #6693
    

    Octavian motherfucker

    Originally posted by mmQ Such is the plight of the WEAK HWHITE MAN.

    
    Your love of dogs is such that you would have sex with them I am led to believe.
14. 2019-07-17 at 5:36 PM UTC

    #6694
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Octavian Your love of dogs is such that you would have sex with them I am led to believe.

    
    I'm more of a cat man.
    
    Dogs are kewl but too high maintenance for me. I dont want to have to take something outside every day in order for it to pee and poop.
15. 2019-07-17 at 5:50 PM UTC

    #6695
    

    Ghost Black Hole
    I WANT AN ANIMAL BUT I DONT LIKE CLEANING LITTER BOXES
    
    THROWING SOME DOG DOO IN A TRASH CAN IS EASIER
16. 2019-07-17 at 5:53 PM UTC

    #6696
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Ghost I WANT AN ANIMAL BUT I DONT LIKE CLEANING LITTER BOXES
    
    THROWING SOME DOG DOO IN A TRASH CAN IS EASIER

    
    You also have to take it outside and try to tell it to poop. "Hurry up and poop." And when it doesn't poop you get frustrated and try and force it to. Fucking poop! Because if it doesn't you know in like half an hour its gonna be at the door whining because it has to poop.
    
    Cats dont do that. Cats dont whine.
    
    Unless its 5 in the morning and they think they're starving to death because they dont have a full bowl of food in their dish.
17. 2019-07-17 at 6:15 PM UTC

    #6697
    

    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    All i want in life is a bonobo
18. 2019-07-17 at 6:24 PM UTC

    #6698
    

    Ghost Black Hole
    THATS WHY YOU GOTTA TRAIN THEM WELL.
19. 2019-07-17 at 6:39 PM UTC

    #6699
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Ghost THATS WHY YOU GOTTA TRAIN THEM WELL.

    
    You got this from Lucy butt. She has made you her bitch and I love it.
20. 2019-07-17 at 6:41 PM UTC

    #6700
    

    Octavian motherfucker
    Cats are ingrate bastards that only show real affection when they want something, like whores.