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The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
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2019-07-17 at 2:09 PM UTCI was about to thank the post because I thought you referred to enter as "it's"
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2019-07-17 at 5:05 PM UTC
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2019-07-17 at 5:06 PM UTC
Originally posted by frumbob 🐎🦄🐈🐯🐷🦊 its ridiculously fiendish but after you run out and come down you realize the whole experience was mostly just I NEED MORE CRACK
Poor man's meth.
And they call meth the poor man's coke.
I dont get why everyone that likes coke or crack doesn't just do tech. At least when you're high on meth you dont worry about looking around for more meth on the ground because you're too distracted doing something else. -
2019-07-17 at 5:10 PM UTC
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2019-07-17 at 5:11 PM UTC
Originally posted by GGG My dog is on three antibiotics from eating ass.
I'm tired of putting on the anus cream and eye Vaseline. It feels like rape the way he tries to get out of it. I feel bad for people with huge dogs who have to do shit like this.
Is your dog really ill from licking other dogs' asses?
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2019-07-17 at 5:16 PM UTC
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2019-07-17 at 5:50 PM UTCI WANT AN ANIMAL BUT I DONT LIKE CLEANING LITTER BOXES
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2019-07-17 at 5:53 PM UTC
Originally posted by Ghost I WANT AN ANIMAL BUT I DONT LIKE CLEANING LITTER BOXES
THROWING SOME DOG DOO IN A TRASH CAN IS EASIER
You also have to take it outside and try to tell it to poop. "Hurry up and poop." And when it doesn't poop you get frustrated and try and force it to. Fucking poop! Because if it doesn't you know in like half an hour its gonna be at the door whining because it has to poop.
Cats dont do that. Cats dont whine.
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2019-07-17 at 6:15 PM UTCAll i want in life is a bonobo
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2019-07-17 at 6:24 PM UTCTHATS WHY YOU GOTTA TRAIN THEM WELL.
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2019-07-17 at 6:39 PM UTC
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2019-07-17 at 6:41 PM UTCCats are ingrate bastards that only show real affection when they want something, like whores.