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  1. Originally posted by Common De-mominator

    Oldie but goodie
  2. Originally posted by aldra even the GCHQ and military have been working to destroy corbyn, it seems unlikely they're above rigging the game

    Are you a catastrophist?

    Does Israel want US to go to war with Iran? If not, what countries do?

    Does Trump still have the power to send troops to Iran without congressional approval? Or would it not be under the auspises of a continued conflict or w/e it was that allowed bush and obama to keep pouring in troops to that region?
  3. 20 questions sorry
  4. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by DietYellow 20 questions sorry

    Is this Sploo?

    I fucking hope not cause this retard like CP.
  5. Ghost Black Hole
    yes he is sploo
  6. Octavian motherfucker
    How fucking disappointing!

    *Smashes apartment up*
  7. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Originally posted by DietYellow Oldie but goodie

    That's what she said.
  8. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Octavian Is this Sploo?

    I fucking hope not cause this retard like CP.

    No. He's from Date Hospital
  9. CountBlah Tuskegee Airman
    When I first heard old town road I thought he was saying " gonna take my whores to the hotel room"
  10. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by DietYellow Are you a catastrophist?

    I don't know what you mean

    genocide doesn't quite give me a boner if that's what you're getting at

    Does Israel want US to go to war with Iran? If not, what countries do?

    Elements in the US, Saudi Arabia and israel do. Most serious people in the US military know that'd be a terrible idea and have so far been able to stop the political establishment from going ahead. israel knows they'd get demolished by Iran and Hezbullah head to head, which is why they're trying to get the US to do their dirty work. KSA is in a similar boat but they're already losing territory and infrastructure to fucking Yemen, so there are two sides to that coin too - on one opening another front against a significantly more powerful country is going to be devastating, but on the other they may feel that tying up Iran will stop them from supporting Yemen, which will in turn let them finish off Yemen easily (spoiler: it won't).

    Does Trump still have the power to send troops to Iran without congressional approval? Or would it not be under the auspises of a continued conflict or w/e it was that allowed bush and obama to keep pouring in troops to that region?

    not legally without declaring war, but both the senate and congress are so completely pro-israel that nobody would question him if he did.
  11. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Octavian He looks nothing like me or my son so I vehemently refuse he's mine.

    How do you know he's yours? I'm older than you with 1 cute daughter with a cokewhore for a mother being raised by her and her parents. She blocked my number a few days ago because I tell her off sometimes but I think I'm unblocked now. I started makin this post several hours ago and forgot about it til now. go
  12. Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    Why do so many of you have kids? What the fuck is wrong with you?
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  13. CountBlah Tuskegee Airman
    I've got one maybe kid that a buddy raised. I'd be a horrible parent so I've never really tried for kids. I'm also fairly sure I got a kid up North somewhere from this chick i banged back in my early 20's. I've tried to google her but no facebook. I'm sure the kid's better off without me.
  14. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Solstice Why do so many of you have kids? What the fuck is wrong with you?

    Genetic vanity
  15. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
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  16. frala Avant garde shartist
    Lmao
  17. Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Solstice Why do so many of you have kids? What the fuck is wrong with you?

    I have very potent sperm
  18. frala Avant garde shartist
    Originally posted by Jesus I'm gonna smoke weed all day and play stupid rdr2 for some reason and that's that. I'm gonna rob and murder literally every person I come across and then take me and my horse (who I named Chootie) up into the mountains and hide out while faggots try to find me . This is my Friday. And I'll also do a load of laundry. Dishes ? Nope. Did them all yesterday. I'll clean my bathroom. Call my fona fone. Jk. I hate talking. Unleas its lala. She can call. Nobody else. Thank you

    God love you lol.
  19. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
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  20. CountBlah Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Ghost I have very potent sperm

    I don't, likely due to me beating off daily when i was a kid

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