The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition

1. 2019-05-18 at 2:16 PM UTC

   #3421
   

   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

   Originally posted by Jυicebox Lol, I was going for a mafia type look but it ended up coming out more like Men in Black

   
   "Fisher Price- My First Hit Job Playset"
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2. 2019-05-18 at 2:17 PM UTC

   #3422
   

   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

   Originally posted by Jυicebox Lol, I was going for a mafia type look but it ended up coming out more like Men in Black

   
   You look too thrilled. Lol.
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   • The Self Taught Man
3. 2019-05-18 at 2:18 PM UTC

   #3423
   

   Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
   Everyone would just assume he was filming the new season of Game of Thrones.
4. 2019-05-18 at 2:19 PM UTC

   #3424
   

   Ghost Black Hole
   I found my old tumblr blog I made when I was 21 years old after zoklet got shut down
   
   
5. 2019-05-18 at 2:19 PM UTC

   #3425
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Technologist You’re making me sad Juice.

   
   PM me a PayPal address if you want a portion of whatever money I happen to have on hand in the next couple months, if that will make you feel any better
   
   Take it as a thanks for talking to me in a time like this
6. 2019-05-18 at 2:20 PM UTC

   #3426
   

   Technologist victim of incest

   Originally posted by Jυicebox PM me a PayPal address if you want a portion of whatever money I happen to have on hand in the next couple months, if that will make you feel any better
   
   Take it as a thanks for talking to me in a time like this

   
   
   
7. 2019-05-18 at 2:21 PM UTC

   #3427
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

   Originally posted by Technologist I asked because when I worked in a prison hospital, that seemed to be common.

   
   Yeah Islam is definitely compatible with prison lyfe. Praying 5 times a day and being conscious, mindful and alert while getting the best halal food makes a lot of sense in an institution. I sorely need it
8. 2019-05-18 at 2:30 PM UTC

   #3428
   Karen Yung Blood
   
9. 2019-05-18 at 2:38 PM UTC

   #3429
   

   Ghost Black Hole
   That was a good summer
   
   https://mr420happy-blog.tumblr.com
   
   
10. 2019-05-18 at 2:40 PM UTC

    #3430
    Karen Yung Blood
    
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11. 2019-05-18 at 3:05 PM UTC

    #3431
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    J are you quitting your job then? No point in slave dogging it unless you must.
    
    Also, I love hospitals. I probably wouldn't as much if I had to stay long term but I haven't so...
    
    
    I love hospitals.
12. 2019-05-18 at 3:07 PM UTC

    #3432
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Ghost That was a good summer
    
    https://mr420happy-blog.tumblr.com
    
    

    
    Why does fetuses in jars? R u Herbie Gosnell?
13. 2019-05-18 at 3:15 PM UTC

    #3433
    

    Ghost Black Hole
    i made my own BHO, its like that on purpose it's budder
    
    
14. 2019-05-18 at 3:20 PM UTC

    #3434
    

    Common De-mominator African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Jυicebox Maybe this will make you feel better
    
    
    
    This is only the third picture I've ever had taken that I've liked
    
    

    Show spoiler

    
    Lmao I love this.
    
    The ill fitting suit
    The clearly tied-then-slipped-on necktie
    The rough Luke Skywalker hair
    The scraggly chin beard
    The baby face
    The beat up leather shoes
    And best of all the extra erect, deliberate display of trigger discipline
    
    What a perfect picture
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15. 2019-05-18 at 3:25 PM UTC

    #3435
    hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]

    Originally posted by DietYellow J are you quitting your job then? No point in slave dogging it unless you must.
    
    Also, I love hospitals. I probably wouldn't as much if I had to stay long term but I haven't so…
    
    
    I love hospitals.

    
    Jesus fuck, I hated hospitals before I ever had to stay long term. Fuck neing around so many people in pain and dumb fuck doctors and nurses. Fuck all the pain I can literally feel there not to mention the pain that theybe inflicted on me.
16. 2019-05-18 at 3:28 PM UTC

    #3436
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Show spoiler
17. 2019-05-18 at 3:31 PM UTC

    #3437
    

    Ghost Black Hole
    rhabdo is the trianglist salt cleanse with a 50% chance of killing you or giving you super powers
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18. 2019-05-18 at 3:35 PM UTC

    #3438
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Rhabdo is now both an NiS meme and a component of Trianglist doctrine
19. 2019-05-18 at 3:37 PM UTC

    #3439
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Wait...
20. 2019-05-18 at 3:40 PM UTC

    #3440
    

    Ghost Black Hole
    There was a good video on youtube where an Aum Shinrikyo guy chugs and entire bowl of salt water and vomits but it got taken down for copyright violations :(