The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition

1. 2019-05-07 at 3:55 PM UTC

   #2721
   

   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
   <3
   
   
2. 2019-05-07 at 3:56 PM UTC

   #2722
   

   Common De-mominator African Astronaut
   Damn Casper I wanna bang your mom
3. 2019-05-07 at 3:56 PM UTC

   #2723
   

   Common De-mominator African Astronaut
   She could definitely sell some antiquities.
4. 2019-05-07 at 3:57 PM UTC

   #2724
   

   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
   Thanks bro. That means a lot. lol. She was a cheerleader at University of Texas. She doesnt make a big deal about it, but i know getting older bothers her a bunch.
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5. 2019-05-07 at 3:58 PM UTC

   #2725
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   She seems very happy CASPER
   
   :)
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6. 2019-05-07 at 4:01 PM UTC

   #2726
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

   Originally posted by CASPER in b4 PI
   
   I know i posted this one before. High school Casper:
   
   

   
   Fucking Degrassi
7. 2019-05-07 at 4:01 PM UTC

   #2727
   

   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

   Originally posted by mashlehash She seems very happy CASPER
   
   :)

   
   Thats primarily because i was not present. rofl.
   
   The last one was a superbowl party at a friends house. I stopped going over there with my mom for the holidays when the youngest daughter wrote me a message on myspace asking me to please stop smoking weed bc i would die and they all love me and jesus could heal my heart.
   
   The cringe was too strong so i just bowed out. She kept going over there bc we really didnt do shit for holidays or events anyway, but eventually when the kids grew up and started doing stuff of her own, i guess it got too hard for her to go over there by herself.
8. 2019-05-07 at 4:02 PM UTC

   #2728
   

   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

   Originally posted by mashlehash Fucking Degrassi

   
   That was The Stoop. It was where all the "cool, weed-adjacent" kids hung out. Like....we werent such druggie stoners that we were in the off-campus remedial school yet....but we were fucking weird, and we were known to spark a doobie or two in our day.
   
   Every girl in that picture apparently wanted me to fuck them, but i was too awkward and fucking weird and scared to know how to go about doing that. lol.
9. 2019-05-07 at 4:05 PM UTC

   #2729
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

   Originally posted by CASPER That was The Stoop. It was where all the "cool, weed-adjacent" kids hung out. Like….we werent such druggie stoners that we were in the off-campus remedial school yet….but we were fucking weird, and we were known to spark a doobie or two in our day.
   
   Every girl in that picture apparently wanted me to fuck them, but i was too awkward and fucking weird and scared to know how to go about doing that. lol.

   
   Hahaha...I know what you mean. I think every high school has one of these in one form or another.
10. 2019-05-07 at 4:06 PM UTC

    #2730
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    also: You were supposed to bang that fat squirrel pussy the night of the prom
11. 2019-05-07 at 4:07 PM UTC

    #2731
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

    Originally posted by CASPER Me trying to figure out how to smile in apparently my only clean "fancy" shirt, with a retarded candle stuck in a cake
    
    

    
    fucking lol, I was scrolling past this and thought it was a hotdog
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    • tee hee hee, 
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12. 2019-05-07 at 4:12 PM UTC

    #2732
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

    Originally posted by aldra fucking lol, I was scrolling past this and thought it was a hotdog

    
    Yeah we're so atypical, we didnt have any birthday candles so we just took one off the mantle, jammed it in the cake and called it a day. Took me a second to figure out wtf it was too.
13. 2019-05-07 at 4:16 PM UTC

    #2733
    

    Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    I have 3 CGMC invite codes, PM me for one.
14. 2019-05-07 at 4:17 PM UTC

    #2734
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Im already a member of the Chicago Gay Men's Chorus, but thank you for the offer.
15. 2019-05-07 at 4:34 PM UTC

    #2735
    

    Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    This is actually the Clearwater Gay Men's Chorus
16. 2019-05-07 at 4:38 PM UTC

    #2736
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Ah. Ive not yet been initiated into that particular fraternity.
    
    Ill just grab my anus funnel and ill be by in a jiff.
17. 2019-05-07 at 5:11 PM UTC

    #2737
    hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]
    I have no pics anymore. Nothing. Nothing of any of my family or anything. There may be a few on some old hard drives I Have, but that's it.
    
    It doesn't matter anyway. I don't want people to remember me when I'm dead.
18. 2019-05-07 at 5:15 PM UTC

    #2738
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

    Originally posted by hydromorphone I have no pics anymore. Nothing. Nothing of any of my family or anything. There may be a few on some old hard drives I Have, but that's it.
    
    It doesn't matter anyway. I don't want people to remember me when I'm dead.

    
    Thats pretty emo, brah.
19. 2019-05-07 at 5:23 PM UTC

    #2739
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Agreed
20. 2019-05-07 at 5:28 PM UTC

    #2740
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Seconded