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  1. Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    gazdooks have you ever browsed kiwifarms? just wondering, you might end up having your own thread there.
  2. Originally posted by gadzooks It was Chacaron.

    A classic Central American hit from circa 2005.



    It won 5 Grammy's, and was nominated for another 4 categories.

    Scholars are writing doctoral theses on the complexity of the lyrics and how they represent the profound experience of the "Chacaron."

    it hummed like eminems without me.
  3. Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Rizzo in a box gazdooks have you ever browsed kiwifarms? just wondering, you might end up having your own thread there.

    Rattex confirmed
  4. I want some of that BABY DUCK ayyyyyy
  5. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    So no one else is gonna join in the festivities? Psh.
  6. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by CASPER So no one else is gonna join in the festivities? Psh.

    I don't want people masturbating to me anymore. It's been a big problem in my life thus far and I'm fucking sick of it. They have one wank and become obsessed, and then I start getting love letters and phone calls late at night. I just want to be treated like a human, not a piece of meat.
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  7. Narc Space Nigga [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny only if your rich or running for some sort of office.

    Don't remember seeing anybody rich or famous on to catch a predator.



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  8. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Chris Hansen was on every episode you fucking retad
  9. Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    you're not allowed to prosecute rich pedophiles. it makes your boss look bad.
  10. Narc Space Nigga [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by gadzooks Again, this is like basically a technicality kind of thing.

    ~19:~14 is only obscene to ignorant folk.

    And again, it was 15 years ago.

    I'm not Hollywood famous, I won't have decades-old #MeToo's brought against me.



    Pfft, victimless crime.

    There are all sorts from all walks of life taking it upon themselves to ruin pedos. Some are just violent thugs who like to present themselves as pedo vigilantes as some way to justify their actions. Others just think that being seen to be judging others that are worse make them look better.

    Then there are these nuts..



    Numbers 6 and 5 are hilarious. Number 5 is very much like how I picture banny vader.

    Also lol at no1 having a fucking heart attack.



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  11. Narc Space Nigga [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by GGG Chris Hansen was on every episode you fucking retad

    You're so fucking stupid.



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  12. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
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  13. Narc Space Nigga [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by gadzooks Yeah these folks do kinda annoy me.

    But I mean, if someone wants to make the claim "You were (past-tense) a pedophile when you were 19 because you slept with another teenage girl 15 years ago," I suppose they're entitled to their opinion.

    If they're going try and track me down over all that, then they've crossed the line into stalking and STALE-AS-FUCK vigilantism. I mean, really, 15 years? I would get it if it was some egregious crime like I held her down and violently raped her 15 years ago, but I just met her through a friend. When you're 19, you have some 17 year old friends, and when you're 17, you have some 14 year old friends. Slightly younger friend of a slightly younger friend turned out to be ONE whole year outside of that close-age-exemption act.

    I'm not online trying to lure teenage girls into meeting up IRL.

    If someone is that bent out of shape and screwed up in the head to take it upon themselves to reach epic levels of white-knightery and try to avenge this horrible act I committed upon this innocent victim FIFTEEN YEARS AGO, well then, let them bring it.

    I will have them committed to the nut house, because they're clearly insane.

    If the psychiatrists release them (implying that they are in fact sane), then I will take it upon myself to defend myself from such a (IMO) wackjob.

    I mean, I really thought teenagers hooking up with other teenagers was just normal everyday shit.

    It certainly seemed to be that way in the 90's.

    Maybe things have changed?

    I know.

    But yeah things have changed now and there are some seriously nutty loons out there who'll point the pedo finger for the stupidest thing.

    I mean there was that woman who took some pix of her two year old kid playing in the paddling pool in the garden on a hot day that happened to be naked as often two year olds are when paddling in summer. She got reported by the photo processing store and charged with child porn.

    I myself had over zealous cops try and fit me up when I got busted selling drugs and it turned out this one girl happened to only be 15. The pigs caught her with some weed a week later and threatened to do her for intent to supply unless she made a false accusation that I'd touched her. I was lucky in that there happened to be CCTV where her statement said this happened and proved it was a load of bullshit. But if there hadn't have been then that could have turned out bad. But it shows exactly what cops can be like with this sort of stuff, twisting any little thing or even nothing into summing really fucked up.

    There are some serious pitfalls out there these days. Im just saying that it doesn't do any favors to be laying the groundwork for the traps to be set in your own garden. Ya get me?



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  14. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Narc I know.

    But yeah things have changed now and there are some seriously nutty loons out there who'll point the pedo finger for the stupidest thing.

    I mean there was that woman who took some pix of her two year old kid playing in the paddling pool in the garden on a hot day that happened to be naked as often two year olds are when paddling in summer. She got reported by the photo processing store and charged with child porn.

    I myself had over zealous cops try and fit me up when I got busted selling drugs and it turned out this one girl happened to only be 15. The pigs caught her with some weed a week later and threatened to do her for intent to supply unless she made a false accusation that I'd touched her. I was lucky in that there happened to be CCTV where her statement said this happened and proved it was a load of bullshit. But if there hadn't have been then that could have turned out bad. But it shows exactly what cops can be like with this sort of stuff, twisting any little thing or even nothing into summing really fucked up.

    It has reached the levels of a true witch hunt and mass hysteria, that's for sure.


    Originally posted by Narc There are some serious pitfalls out there these days. Im just saying that it doesn't do any favors to be laying the groundwork for the traps to be set in your own garden. Ya get me?

    Again, I 100% see where you're coming from and am in virtually no disagreement.

    I might consider going through this thread and basically redacting anything too incriminating, but I want to think on it for a bit first, because, I don't really want to 'let the terrorists win' so-to-speak.
  15. Ghost Black Hole
    White people are literally rattoxing each other for being attracted to pubescent (read: Sexually Mature) girls.

    Meanwhile brown people are arranging marriages for 12 year olds and taking over the country.
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  16. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Ghost White people are literally rattoxing each other for being attracted to pubescent (read: Sexually Mature) girls.

    Meanwhile brown people are arranging marriages for 12 year olds and taking over the country.

    The world really is becoming stranger (maybe shittier is a better descriptor) with each passing day.
  17. Ghost Black Hole
    If you like this you're a pedophile btw

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  18. Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    tbh all women are basically children so all men are pedophiles
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  19. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Ghost If you like this you're a pedophile btw


    How old is she?

    I mean, I'm rational and honest enough to admit she seems sexually attractive, without having to know an exact number full rotations the Earth has taken around the Sun since she was born.

    But I would have to say borderline.

    Like there's a way in which even younger teenage girls start to have sexually developed features, and to whatever extent they have these features, they will be, to use most colloquial term possible: "hot". Thus they will stimulate arousal in any adult male.

    But I'm 34 now, I don't find myself as attracted to such youthfulnesss as I once was.

    One of the last women I slept with was 19 (I was 33), and even that felt weird.

    It was 100% legal, of course, but it all just gave me kinda icky feelings.

    But I care a great deal for her, though. In fact, I get more icky feelings that brought her up to use as an example like that. She deserves more respect than to server as some example of how I define sexual desirability.
  20. Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    Originally posted by gadzooks How old is she?

    I mean, I'm rational and honest enough to admit she seems sexually attractive, without having to know an exact number full rotations the Earth has taken around the Sun since she was born.

    But I would have to say borderline.

    Like there's a way in which even younger teenage girls start to have sexually developed features, and to whatever extent they have these features, they will be, to use most colloquial term possible: "hot". Thus they will stimulate arousal in any adult male.

    But I'm 34 now, I don't find myself as attracted to such youthfulnesss as I once was.

    One of the last women I slept with was 19 (I was 33), and even that felt weird.

    It was 100% legal, of course, but it all just gave me kinda icky feelings.

    But I care a great deal for her, though. In fact, I get more icky feelings that brought her up to use as an example like that. She deserves more respect than to server as some example of how I define sexual desirability.

    did you wake up? I'm still drinking. did the benzos finally do you in?

    But I care a great deal for her, though. In fact, I get more icky feelings that brought her up to use as an example like that. She deserves more respect than to server as some example of how I define sexual desirability.

    women are cum dumpsters meant to make more babies. the only function of sex is more babies. the fact that you enjoy sex has nothing to do with anything. all sex beyond producing tons of more screaming fucking babies is nothing but degeneracy. no one deserves respect. you're all a bunch of already decaying organic matter that's greatest moments consist of the exchange of fluids. the fuck is that? this dumb slut is attractive because she's young, not fat, covered in makeup, and in a submissive position. give her 10 more years, 40 more pounds, a lot less self care and a more antagonistic position and you have the average woman.
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