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ITT: I Dox Myself

  1. #41
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Mewsik loose

    Lose*.
  2. #42
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    what a coincidence, my name is also Darren Mackenzie and I am also an avid child pornography and amphetamine enthusiast.
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  3. #43
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by aldra what a coincidence, my name is also Darren Mackenzie and I am also an avid child pornography and amphetamine enthusiast.

    Okay, point taken, and I actually lol'd pretty hard.

    But...

    Actually, you reminded me of a strategy a coworker had not too long ago...

    Spamming the Internet with untrue things about yourself... like... outlandish things... And then how do they parse the true stuff from the rumors?

    I think I'll do something along those lines.
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  4. #44
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    that's probably the only strategy that works in terms of making mass data collection unreliable and overly expensive, at least on a large scale
  5. #45
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I also believe that Donald Trump is a liserd-man.

    I also believe that dandelions cure cancer, and big pharma is holding the world back.

    I also believe that anyone who tries spreading malicious tales about me is directly involved in a conspiracy that involves the horrible torture of innocent cilivilians the world over.

    I also believe that the color purple is actually red.

    I also believe that squares are round.
  6. #46
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    [REDACTED]
  7. #47
    HTS highlight reel
    I kind of agree that people cling too tightly to their PI, but at the same time I would never post my address here and probably wouldn't even PM it to anyone here... no matter how much I thought I trusted them.
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  8. #48
    Originally posted by gadzooks I am 34 years old.

    Hey we are the same age. Want to have a baby?










    I jest.
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  9. #49
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I also like to sit on my hand until it goes numb and then I give myself a handjob that feels like an actual handjob from another person.

    LPT: Numb hands feel like other people's hands. (Self-administered) Sex is much enhanced.
  10. #50
    Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    Originally posted by gadzooks I also like to sit on my hand until it goes numb and then I give myself a handjob that feels like an actual handjob from another person.

    LPT: Numb hands feel like other people's hands. (Self-administered) Sex is much enhanced.

    They call that The Stranger.
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  11. #51
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by HTS I kind of agree that people cling too tightly to their PI, but at the same time I would never post my address here and probably wouldn't even PM it to anyone here… no matter how much I thought I trusted them.

    I 100% respect that.

    I'm not pleading for everyone to post their damn addresses or something.

    I'm just trying to make a point about the paranoia.

    And the pettiness that would have to go hand-in-hand with tracking somebody online down just to... what... egg their house? SWAT them? Break into their place and KILL THEM? I mean, what is the worst that could happen?
  12. #52
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by ohfralala Hey we are the same age. Want to have a baby?

    Come to [REDACTED] and we just might .
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  13. #53
    I wanna go to Chilliwack just bc the place is called Chilliwack tbh
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  14. #54
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by ohfralala I wanna go to Chilliwack just bc the place is called Chilliwack tbh

    It's a neat little town.

    It's right outside of Vancouver...

    Far enough that I think it's technically long-distance to call there, but close enough that it's like an hour's drive on the highway.
  15. #55
    Is there snow right now? I want snow.
  16. #56
    Originally posted by aldra nice try, statistical miss though

    surprisingly more than half viets i knew are nguyen.

    how is that even possible ?
  17. #57
    Originally posted by aldra dress like a Ninja turtle and escape into the sewers afterwards

    the purpose of rape is to take what you dont to give and give you what you dont want to take.

    im going to dress as santa and come to rape you thru the sewer, and leave thru the front door after i savagely violated your back door.

    nothings more memorable than gettimg raped by a wet, stinking, skinny, asiatic santa with dark, long hairs on christ mass eve.
  18. #58
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by ohfralala Is there snow right now? I want snow.

    Not yet.

    Inevitably, it will happen at some point though.

    I usually hide from it, to be honest.

    I'm not much of a snow person.
  19. #59
    Mewsik African Astronaut [diagonally photosensitise my summation]
    Originally posted by gadzooks There's way too much paranoia about personal information and all that on the Internet these days.

    And I get it! I really, truly do.

    But you know what, just to put a few people at ease, I am going to dox myself here…

    I am, in fact, SpartacusDonald TrumpA birdA plane

    No, but for real, my name is:

    Darren MacKenzie.

    I live in Chilliwack, BC.

    I am 34 years old.

    I even apparently have videos online that I posted some six to eight years ago (that I forgot about until tonight)…

    https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC7V0yuDKRbLUzNes0Kvd5Cg

    People need to let go a bit of their shells/masks.

    Imagine if your name was the only name in the country you reside ... crazy I know, but believe it or not there are actually unique names in countries.

    Then imagine becoming unemployed and applying for jobs, where your “reputation” online matters. Another words, your online presence plays a role in consideration for your next job

    Now consider, for years you never really thought about this, but when you googled your name, you discovered much of your life was available with just a name search .. thank god, you lived a decent life and actually what was online, was to your favor

    Now imagine some lunatic online who only knows your name, manages to trash you by posting his fantasies of what he believes you really are.

    That then becomes the first thing any potential employer see’s online when they search your name.

    Imaginethat! Really.

    It does happen more often than you think, to people that don’t really think that fiction can over-rule real life accomplishments

    You know why? Because it’s illegal to discriminate, or deny a prospective employee an opportunity based on hearsay ...

    Well, the fact of the matter is, it happens daily. And for those who make those judgement calls when sorting the yes and no piles, try to prove you ended up in the no pile because of an initial search of your name on the internet ...

    From personal tough expierence and thousands of dollars to clean up someone else’s evil deeds, please don’t make the same mistake.

    It does happen and you would be very surprised, as I was how negatively this can effect your future, no matter how much hard work and effort you put into doing the right thing ...

    In your case, it’s clear you haven’t lived that kind of life. But, maybe one day you will and one day, it won’t mattwr because your story and history is on page 12 .. but some sicko’s biography is on pages 1-11
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  20. #60
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Mewsik Imagine if your name was the only name in the country you reside … crazy I know, but believe it or not there are actually unique names in countries.

    Then imagine becoming unemployed and applying for jobs, where your “reputation” online matters. Another words, your online presence plays a role in consideration for your next job

    Now consider, for years you never really thought about this, but when you googled your name, you discovered much of your life was available with just a name search .. thank god, you lived a decent life and actually what was online, was to your favor

    Now imagine some lunatic online who only knows your name, manages to trash you by posting his fantasies of what he believes you really are.

    That then becomes the first thing any potential employer see’s online when they search your name.

    Imaginethat! Really.

    It does happen more often than you think, to people that don’t really think that fiction can over-rule real life accomplishments

    You know why? Because it’s illegal to discriminate, or deny a prospective employee an opportunity based on hearsay …

    Well, the fact of the matter is, it happens daily. And for those who make those judgement calls when sorting the yes and no piles, try to prove you ended up in the no pile because of an initial search of your name on the internet …

    From personal tough expierence and thousands of dollars to clean up someone else’s evil deeds, please don’t make the same mistake.

    It does happen and you would be very surprised, as I was how negatively this can effect your future, no matter how much hard work and effort you put into doing the right thing …

    In your case, it’s clear you haven’t lived that kind of life. But, maybe one day you will and one day, it won’t mattwr because your story and history is on page 12 .. but some sicko’s biography is on pages 1-11

    I'm half asleep right, because I'm tired, drunk, and took a bunch of very potent sleep-inducing chemicals.

    But I wanted to say to you, if I have one last post in me to give, this thread wasn't specifically targeted at you in any way. Your paranoia 100% justified.

    I'm trying to take some of that power away from the "doxxer" folk.

    I'm not suggesting everyone go and air their dirty laundry publicly forever.

    People are allowed to have some secrets.

    But also, exposing those secrets just to exert power over someone else is... basically... bullying, for lack of a better term.

    So my end point is, be cautious about what you share on the Internet, but also don't always assume the worst when people have a bit of info on you.

    Doxxing people, without their consent, is kinda fucked up.

    But also, pre-emptively doxxing yourself might be a reasonable strategy in this day and age.

    So I did it.
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