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ITT: I Dox Myself

  1. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Have you seen those people who for some fucking reason try to smoke it? I really don't understand where that originated from, but when I was in highschool I had a friend tell me he smoked it and I laughed at him. He may have been legitimately retarded though. Guy now spends his days trying to summon demons.
  2. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I kinda wanna smoke some crack right now...

    I did just get paid two days ago...

    These are thoughts I should be having internally, but yet I post them publicly, in a thread where I doxxed myself...

    Interesting...

    Anyway, about to call my crack hookup.

    BRB.
  3. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    brb gonna go kidnap some schoolchildren
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  4. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by GGG brb gonna go kidnap some schoolchildren

    I know where they store the yellow school busses overnight.

    And I know how to hotwire a school bus.

    No time to answer any questions about why I know what I do, but let's do this.
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  5. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Meet me at the McDonald's on main st, tomorrow at 12:00 GMT
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  6. totse3.com Space Nigga
    school buses make great underground bunkers for End Times


    ask this Canadian Mother fucker

    https://inhabitat.com/man-buries-42-school-buses-to-build-north-americas-largest-nuclear-fallout-shelter/
  7. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by GGG Meet me at the McDonald's on main st, tomorrow at 12:00 GMT

    Main St can mean literally anywhere.

    And who uses Grenich Meantime?

    Either use PST, the timezone in which most (important) people live, or at the very least, EST (where the second-most important people live).
  8. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by totse3.com https://inhabitat.com/man-buries-42-school-buses-to-build-north-americas-largest-nuclear-fallout-shelter/

    There's actually someone out there that hoards school busses.

    Of all the things to pathologically collect...

    What a time to be alive.
  9. Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    Originally posted by GGG Have you seen those people who for some fucking reason try to smoke it? I really don't understand where that originated from, but when I was in highschool I had a friend tell me he smoked it and I laughed at him. He may have been legitimately retarded though. Guy now spends his days trying to summon demons.

    hah, this nigger is trying to summon demons. he's surrounded by demons. he's living in hell. I digress. you can totally smoke nutmeg oil but I don't recommend it. you need to get your liver involved.
  10. Ghost Black Hole
    Nutmeg isn't even the best source of Myristicin. Parsley oil has about 64x the Myristicin content but it's really horrible tasting and will probably make you gag so hard you throw up the contents of your stomach

    Also if you chew the nutmeg whole you get sublingual nutmeg oil so if your gonna take nudmed chew the nuts raw and wash it down with a big glass of chocolate malk.

    It tastes like really spicy cinnamon mint toothpaste from hell, it's actually kind of an interesting taste I don't mind it and the nuts are surprisingly easy to chew

  11. Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    Originally posted by Ghost Nutmeg isn't even the best source of Myristicin. Parsley oil has about 64x the Myristicin content but it's really horrible tasting and will probably make you gag so hard you throw up the contents of your stomach

    well that and nutmeg isn't necessarily just about myristicin, there's a lot of shit going on. in fact, the pharmacology of nutmeg still isn't understood well. it should in theory be pretty stimulating (and it can be a bit, in small doses), but it's SUCH A HEAVY SEDATIVE!

    I can power through booze, benzos, opiates, all sorts of downers. But nutmeg will creep up on me and take over my eyes. It's the first and last resort.
  12. Ghost Black Hole
    It also has safrole in it
  13. Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    Originally posted by Ghost It also has safrole in it

    and TMA, lol. don't forget about that brosef.
  14. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by aldra inb4 you get into an argument with some dong a few years from now and they have enough information to take out credit cards in your name

    Shit, if they can get a credit card in my name that would be worth watching.
  15. Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Shit, if they can get a credit card in my name that would be worth watching.

    seriously, will be the first time I've ever used credit. one thing im pretty proud of, I'm a complete fuck up but I HAVE NO DEBT GO FUCK YOURSELVES
  16. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Rizzo in a box seriously, will be the first time I've ever used credit. one thing im pretty proud of, I'm a complete fuck up but I HAVE NO DEBT GO FUCK YOURSELVES

    I've never financed anything. I always pay cash. My house, my vehicles, everything cash. That's why I have no credit.
  17. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker I've never financed anything. I always pay cash. My house, my vehicles, everything cash. That's why I have no credit.

    Ditto. Which I thought I was being responsible all these years not taking out credit cards. Nooooope. So the last year has been me clearing up other debt, and buying a bunch of shit I don't need with my credit card to boost my score. Went from zero credit to 720 in a little less than a year.
  18. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    God when I was 19 I was planning robberies, and now I'm an old out of shape fuck trying to boost my credit score for some reason. Maybe suicide is the way to go lol. It's depressing to be so fucking boring,
  19. Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    Originally posted by CASPER God when I was 19 I was planning robberies, and now I'm an old out of shape fuck trying to boost my credit score for some reason. Maybe suicide is the way to go lol. It's depressing to be so fucking boring,

    to be fair, being a 19 year old shit head robbing some store isn't super interesting itself.
  20. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Rizzo in a box to be fair, being a 19 year old shit head robbing some store isn't super interesting itself.

    Nah it was much more elaborate. You'd have been proud. Lol.

    Even if it were just that though, I guess Im more talking about just having "fire", being energetic and excited about anything, I forget what it's like to give a shit. Last week I work the same ripped pants for like 4 days, with my ballsack peeking at the periphery. There was a time that would've bothered me. Now if it means I don't have to do laundry, I don't care. Lol.
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