Taking up running this winter

1. 2018-11-11 at 2:36 AM UTC

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   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   wrap your shoes in barbed wire
2. 2018-11-11 at 2:44 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I miss running and wintertime was my favorite :(
   
   LET THAT COLD AIR FILL YOUR LUNGS
3. 2018-11-11 at 3:22 AM UTC

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   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by Zanick Oh, I guess I haven't seen those posts. What are your running habits like?

   
   right.
   
   i place one foot in front of the other repeatedly. fairly straightforward
4. 2018-11-11 at 3:51 AM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Zanick Oh, I guess I haven't seen those posts. What are your running habits like?

   
   From niggers to wherever
5. 2018-11-11 at 3:54 AM UTC

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   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ From niggers to wherever

   
   ill stuff my jogging boots up your asshole and run a marathon
6. 2018-11-11 at 3:54 AM UTC

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   Item 9 African Astronaut
   Drive to the gym and run on the treadmill.
7. 2018-11-11 at 5:09 AM UTC

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   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   Aaye zanick, didn't read op but I can tell you that people Love to run in Utah during the winter months, as the cold air really opens the lungs.
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   • The Self Taught Man
8. 2018-11-11 at 8:48 AM UTC

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   Odigo Messenger - Now With Free 911 Service Houston [back fudge my lingam]
   Protip: get a hydration belt. Having water makes it more tolerable.
   
   Phones can be kept in one of those little armband things if you want, or wherever if you use decent bluetooth headphones.
9. 2018-11-11 at 9:31 AM UTC

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   Narc Space Nigga [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]

   Originally posted by infinityshock stop being an idiot…ive posted many times that i do

   
   Lol, you actually think people take notice of your shitty posts, hahahahwtfuckingfuckfuckhahhlowl.
   
   
   
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10. 2018-11-11 at 10:53 AM UTC

    #30
    

    Odigo Messenger - Now With Free 911 Service Houston [back fudge my lingam]
    OP do you really get so cold when running you need special clothes?
    
    Where are you running, pluto or somewhere?
11. 2018-11-11 at 11:28 AM UTC

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    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by Narc Lol, you actually think people take notice of your shitty posts, hahahahwtfuckingfuckfuckhahhlowl.
    
    
    you obviously do

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    • GGG
12. 2018-11-11 at 6:37 PM UTC

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    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]

    Originally posted by Odigo Messenger - Now With Free 911 Service Protip: get a hydration belt. Having water makes it more tolerable.
    
    Phones can be kept in one of those little armband things if you want, or wherever if you use decent bluetooth headphones.

    
    Thanks, nigga. I had forgotten about hydration and it might be wise to bring some along. Bluetooth headphones are being considered, right now I have EarPods and I can see them getting yanked on pretty often.
    
    

    Originally posted by Odigo Messenger - Now With Free 911 Service OP do you really get so cold when running you need special clothes?
    
    Where are you running, pluto or somewhere?

    
    I'm in the US midwest, and I want to be able to run around at zero degrees. In your experience does the cold get more bearable in just shorts and a t-shirt?
13. 2018-11-14 at 12:03 AM UTC

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    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    I just returned from my first run. I was fairly warm, but I need to work on stamina. It would also help if I had an itinerary in mind before I leave home next time.
14. 2018-11-14 at 12:21 AM UTC

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    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    I suggest those headphones that cup around the ears to prevent falling. I have a pair that I use whenever I workout and I've yet to have them fall out. My ears are a bit small for them however.
15. 2018-11-14 at 12:22 AM UTC

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    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]

    Originally posted by Zanick I just returned from my first run. I was fairly warm, but I need to work on stamina. It would also help if I had an itinerary in mind before I leave home next time.

    
    And? How's the penis? Is it happy?
16. 2018-11-14 at 1:31 PM UTC

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    Odigo Messenger - Now With Free 911 Service Houston [back fudge my lingam]
    Remember to warm up, and not push your leg muscles too much. They are basically ropes, and injuries can take a long time to heal.
    Try to lose weight, and also be mindful of your gait (keep it smooth) and especially your knees.
    Soft materials to run on are great, much less harmful on your joints.
    And remember to bring a phone in case you've fallen and you can't get up.
    And maybe a knife in case you get into a random knife fight.
    Also some push ups or other exercise helps your body grow.
17. 2018-11-15 at 9:38 PM UTC

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    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]

    Originally posted by GGG And? How's the penis? Is it happy?

    
    The penis is pleased with itself, I don't think I've ever seen one like it excluding the internet. No problems running with the barbell in.
    
    

    Originally posted by Odigo Messenger - Now With Free 911 Service Remember to warm up, and not push your leg muscles too much. They are basically ropes, and injuries can take a long time to heal.
    Try to lose weight, and also be mindful of your gait (keep it smooth) and especially your knees.
    Soft materials to run on are great, much less harmful on your joints.
    And remember to bring a phone in case you've fallen and you can't get up.
    And maybe a knife in case you get into a random knife fight.
    Also some push ups or other exercise helps your body grow.

    
    Thanks, nigga. I'm going out on my second run today and I'll keep it in mind.
18. 2018-11-15 at 9:40 PM UTC

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    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Run in well lit places!!!! We wouldnt want anything bad to happen to that beautiful muldery face would we, hon??
19. 2018-11-15 at 9:46 PM UTC

    #39
    

    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]

    Originally posted by GGG I suggest those headphones that cup around the ears to prevent falling. I have a pair that I use whenever I workout and I've yet to have them fall out. My ears are a bit small for them however.

    
    I definitely want a pair of over-ear headphones, preferably Bluetooth. I'm really sick of earbuds falling out, and hearing outside noises.
    
    

    Originally posted by tee hee hee Run in well lit places!!!! We wouldnt want anything bad to happen to that beautiful muldery face would we, hon??

    
    Hmm, is this a caution or a threat? My shoes have good traction, but I might add metal screws in the bottoms when it gets icy out.
20. 2018-11-15 at 9:49 PM UTC

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    Firekrochfatty African Astronaut
    Teeheehee! are you flirrting?!
    I never would have thought you'd ever stray away from the "Jigg"
    
    
    You go girl! 'bout time you live a little!