Users you would do

1. 2018-11-07 at 3:39 AM UTC

   #101
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   What do I look like a fucking butt doctor?
2. 2018-11-07 at 3:44 AM UTC

   #102
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Yes as a matter of fact you do look like a doctor that fucks butts.
3. 2018-11-07 at 3:46 AM UTC

   #103
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   You were supposed to say anything other than the one line I clearly set you up for.
4. 2018-11-07 at 3:47 AM UTC

   #104
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   You know me better than that. You even italicized it for me and everything. Like I couldn’t take that bait.
5. 2018-11-07 at 3:52 AM UTC

   #105
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Well if you knew it was bait and you took it anyway that's a bad fish. BAD FISHY.
   
   Either way, if I was a doctor of fucking butts, that wouldn't mean that I myself would fuck any butts. I'm a doctor OF it. Like a a surgeon of brains wouldn't have to take out his own brain to use it on the other brain. Or something.
6. 2018-11-07 at 3:57 AM UTC

   #106
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Fishy has to eat 😌
   
   Wrong. If your specialty is fucking butts then that would require you to fuck butts just like a brain surgeon performs surgery on brains.
7. 2018-11-07 at 4 AM UTC

   #107
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   
   
   you're right
8. 2018-11-07 at 4:03 AM UTC

   #108
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   You have no idea the immense amount of joy I feel right now
9. 2018-11-07 at 4:05 AM UTC

   #109
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Lol yeah was that your first time?
10. 2018-11-07 at 4:07 AM UTC

    #110
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Being right with you? No. You admitting it? Yes.
    
    
11. 2018-11-07 at 4:11 AM UTC

    #111
    

    Lanny Bird of Courage

    Originally posted by mmQ I'm as real as I can be. I'd MUCH rather watch a kid watch his own dad get beheaded in front of him than watch two grown adults with penises and buttholes suck and fuck one another. GG EZ

    
    Wow mmQ, no need to get jealous. I'll let you have a turn with Lucy while me and fralala cuddle otters in the nude.
12. 2018-11-07 at 4:11 AM UTC

    #112
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    
    
    you're right
13. 2018-11-07 at 4:12 AM UTC

    #113
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Lanny Wow mmQ, no need to get jealous. I'll let you have with Lucy while me and fralala cuddle otters in the nude.

    
    "let me have with Lucy".... Cool. Thanks.
14. 2018-11-07 at 4:13 AM UTC

    #114
    

    Lanny Bird of Courage
    You're welcome, I'm a generous guy like that.
15. 2018-11-07 at 4:32 AM UTC

    #115
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    
    
    yah yeah fuck you
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16. 2018-11-07 at 6:10 AM UTC

    #116
    

    Lanny Bird of Courage
    I ninja edited it so God didn't see my typo
17. 2018-11-07 at 6:12 AM UTC

    #117
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    I saw it Loser.
18. 2018-11-07 at 6:16 AM UTC

    #118
    

    Lanny Bird of Courage
    FUCK
    
    I'm so embarrassed now
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    • DontTellEm
19. 2018-11-07 at 6:19 AM UTC

    #119
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    U should be.
20. 2018-11-07 at 6:48 AM UTC

    #120
    

    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    That book isn't even by Dr. Seuss.