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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    What do I look like a fucking butt doctor?
  2. Yes as a matter of fact you do look like a doctor that fucks butts.
  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    You were supposed to say anything other than the one line I clearly set you up for.
  4. You know me better than that. You even italicized it for me and everything. Like I couldn’t take that bait.
  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Well if you knew it was bait and you took it anyway that's a bad fish. BAD FISHY.

    Either way, if I was a doctor of fucking butts, that wouldn't mean that I myself would fuck any butts. I'm a doctor OF it. Like a a surgeon of brains wouldn't have to take out his own brain to use it on the other brain. Or something.
  6. Fishy has to eat 😌

    Wrong. If your specialty is fucking butts then that would require you to fuck butts just like a brain surgeon performs surgery on brains.
  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle


    you're right
  8. You have no idea the immense amount of joy I feel right now
  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Lol yeah was that your first time?
  10. Being right with you? No. You admitting it? Yes.

  11. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by mmQ I'm as real as I can be. I'd MUCH rather watch a kid watch his own dad get beheaded in front of him than watch two grown adults with penises and buttholes suck and fuck one another. GG EZ

    Wow mmQ, no need to get jealous. I'll let you have a turn with Lucy while me and fralala cuddle otters in the nude.
  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle


    you're right
  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Lanny Wow mmQ, no need to get jealous. I'll let you have with Lucy while me and fralala cuddle otters in the nude.

    "let me have with Lucy".... Cool. Thanks.
  14. Lanny Bird of Courage
    You're welcome, I'm a generous guy like that.
  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle


    yah yeah fuck you
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  16. Lanny Bird of Courage
    I ninja edited it so God didn't see my typo
  17. DontTellEm Black Hole
    I saw it Loser.
  18. Lanny Bird of Courage
    FUCK

    I'm so embarrassed now
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  19. DontTellEm Black Hole
    U should be.
  20. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    That book isn't even by Dr. Seuss.
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