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  1. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Ghost One time when I was very intoxicated on meth I masturbated to my own reflection. Shit was surreal and narcissistic as fuck.

    That sounds all too familiar, sadly.

    Originally posted by GGG how far can you shoot partner

    If I've been jerking it all day, then we're talking dribble-down-into-a-small-puddle-on-the-floor.

    If we're talking ain't-jerked-off-in-days, then damn, that shit be Mt. Vesuvius.

    At least a few feet, if not a meter or more.
  2. stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    I hit the wall once with my first wife.

    Ah, to be young again.
  3. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by WE SMOOTH So this is as close as we can get to lil peep today.. i guess its okay

    The peep fandom pandering cash grab is kinda painful to watch TBH.
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  4. jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    In no typical order:

    Tara
    Milkduds
    Bubblegumyum
    Peach
    Altoids
    Cup
    Lala
    Yermom
    Triplethreat
    Firekrotch
    Miscellaneous
    CardiB
    Essential(empty bottle with the nozzle off)
    Thenrecycle
    Hitmonchan
    Miscellaneous
    April
    Telldontem
    AJbeanz
    BB
    Nama
    Llama
    Koopa
    Pages
    Filet_migon
    Mewsik
    Mewsik
    Mewsik
    Did_i_say_mewsik
    Mew
    Sik
    Hard
    Very
    Hard
    Tara
    Lauren
    Laren
    Pages
    Alba
    Thunderstorms
    Stormtrooper
    Megalodons
    Randomdoors
    Windows
    Leia
    Chewie
    Rey
    Deathstar
    Millenniumfalcon
    Pelicans
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  5. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by jedi_darryl In no typical order:

    Tara
    Milkduds
    Bubblegumyum
    Peach
    Altoids
    Cup
    Lala
    Yermom
    Triplethreat
    Firekrotch
    Miscellaneous
    CardiB
    Essential(empty bottle with the nozzle off)
    Thenrecycle
    Hitmonchan
    Miscellaneous
    April
    Telldontem
    AJbeanz
    BB
    Nama
    Llama
    Koopa
    Pages
    Filet_migon
    Mewsik
    Mewsik
    Mewsik
    Did_i_say_mewsik
    Mew
    Sik
    Hard
    Very
    Hard
    Tara
    Lauren
    Laren
    Pages
    Alba
    Thunderstorms
    Stormtrooper
    Megalodons
    Randomdoors
    Windows
    Leia
    Chewie
    Rey
    Deathstar
    Millenniumfalcon
    Pelicans

    That is kind of impressive that you've kept track of that many NIS users. I can barely keep track of the 10 or so most active posters.
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  6. jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    Hey, thanks man. I appreciate your honesty. I’m going to thank your comment.
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  7. jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    Thanks for thanking my comment. That was rad.
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  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Why wasnt I on your list?
  9. jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    It was because you use the bit of cracker that you chewed off for a sauce for the cracker you ate. Like dude, I retched and swallowed the vomit because I didn’t feel like vomiting.
  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Drinking your own puke and then puking because of it and drinking it again, repeat forever.
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  11. jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    Tastes like chicken.
  12. Originally posted by mmQ Drinking your own puke and then puking because of it and drinking it again, repeat forever.

    Wow did you just solve world hunger
  13. Originally posted by mmQ Drinking your own puke and then puking because of it and drinking it again, repeat forever.

    Well it's not really a drink, more like a stew or goulash.
  14. Mewsik African Astronaut [diagonally photosensitise my summation]
    Originally posted by gadzooks That is kind of impressive that you've kept track of that many NIS users. I can barely keep track of the 10 or so most active posters.

    Lmao ... there is maybe 10 actual posters in that list πŸ€ͺ
  15. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Well it's not really a drink, more like a stew or goulash.

    I hate you
  16. Mewsik African Astronaut [diagonally photosensitise my summation]
    Originally posted by jedi_darryl In no typical order:

    Tara
    Milkduds
    Bubblegumyum
    Peach
    Altoids
    Cup
    Lala
    Yermom
    Triplethreat
    Firekrotch
    Miscellaneous
    CardiB
    Essential(empty bottle with the nozzle off)
    Thenrecycle
    Hitmonchan
    Miscellaneous
    April
    Telldontem
    AJbeanz
    BB
    Nama
    Llama
    Koopa
    Pages
    Filet_migon
    Mewsik
    Mewsik
    Mewsik
    Did_i_say_mewsik
    Mew
    Sik
    Hard
    Very
    Hard
    Tara
    Lauren
    Laren
    Pages
    Alba
    Thunderstorms
    Stormtrooper
    Megalodons
    Randomdoors
    Windows
    Leia
    Chewie
    Rey
    Deathstar
    Millenniumfalcon
    Pelicans

    Thank you boo 😘😘😘😈😘😘😘

    Nama πŸ’œ love that girl 4evah πŸ’œπŸ’œ
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  17. jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    You’re welcome shnookums😘😘😘

    I love nama, but damn, she got some ugly ass phoots. Jk, I’d still lick πŸ‘… em like dessert though.❀️ I’ll try really hard to not frown in front of her while performing this action. I don’t want to make her feel embarrassed.



    Please don’t her tell I said this. She’d kill me.πŸ˜‚

    Thanks.😘
  18. CandyRein Black Hole
    Originally posted by jedi_darryl In no typical order:

    Tara
    Milkduds
    Bubblegumyum
    Peach
    Altoids
    Cup
    Lala
    Yermom
    Triplethreat
    Firekrotch
    Miscellaneous
    CardiB
    Essential(empty bottle with the nozzle off)
    Thenrecycle
    Hitmonchan
    Miscellaneous
    April
    Telldontem
    AJbeanz
    BB
    Nama
    Llama
    Koopa
    Pages
    Filet_migon
    Mewsik
    Mewsik
    Mewsik
    Did_i_say_mewsik
    Mew
    Sik
    Hard
    Very
    Hard
    Tara
    Lauren
    Laren
    Pages
    Alba
    Thunderstorms
    Stormtrooper
    Megalodons
    Randomdoors
    Windows
    Leia
    Chewie
    Rey
    Deathstar
    Millenniumfalcon
    Pelicans


    LMAO! @ Cardi B
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  19. cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
    What is meant by "do"?
  20. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by cupocheer What is meant by "do"?

    You see, when two consenting adults desire each other sexually, they engage in an activity in order to satisfy that desire, and this activity is commonly abbreviated as "doing it".
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