2018-11-07 at 3:39 AM UTC
What do I look like a fucking butt doctor?
2018-11-07 at 3:44 AM UTC
Yes as a matter of fact you do look like a doctor that fucks butts.
2018-11-07 at 3:46 AM UTC
You were supposed to say anything other than the one line I clearly set you up for.
2018-11-07 at 3:47 AM UTC
You know me better than that. You even italicized it for me and everything. Like I couldn’t take that bait.
2018-11-07 at 3:52 AM UTC
Well if you knew it was bait and you took it anyway that's a bad fish. BAD FISHY.
Either way, if I was a doctor of fucking butts, that wouldn't mean that I myself would fuck any butts. I'm a doctor OF it. Like a a surgeon of brains wouldn't have to take out his own brain to use it on the other brain. Or something.
2018-11-07 at 3:57 AM UTC
Fishy has to eat 😌
Wrong. If your specialty is fucking butts then that would require you to fuck butts just like a brain surgeon performs surgery on brains.
2018-11-07 at 4:03 AM UTC
You have no idea the immense amount of joy I feel right now
2018-11-07 at 4:05 AM UTC
Lol yeah was that your first time?
2018-11-07 at 4:07 AM UTC
Being right with you? No. You admitting it? Yes.
2018-11-07 at 4:13 AM UTC
You're welcome, I'm a generous guy like that.
2018-11-07 at 4:32 AM UTC
yah yeah fuck you
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2018-11-07 at 6:10 AM UTC
I ninja edited it so God didn't see my typo
2018-11-07 at 6:16 AM UTC
FUCK
I'm so embarrassed now
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2018-11-07 at 6:48 AM UTC
GGG
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That book isn't even by Dr. Seuss.