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  1. I plea the fif.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  2. Dissociator African Astronaut
    Getcho handson sum desoxyn
  3. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by 1337 I plea the fif.

    Just out of curiosity, if someone pulled the perfect inside job at the right place, how much do you guesstimate they could make?
  4. That's retail pharmacy. People aren't getting their ADD meds from the hospital. On the other hand, there are tons of opiates and cocaine.
  5. Oh god I can't stop pissing out my asshole
  6. Originally posted by RestStop This reminds me of that half chink guy who has a lambo and a book shelf in his garage(WHO TF keeps a filled bookshelf in their garage?)
    Looks like he's your Avatar too. LOL I got a laugh out of all of this.

  7. Originally posted by Malice Just out of curiosity, if someone pulled the perfect inside job at the right place, how much do you guesstimate they could make?

    It would have to be some Ocean's 11 type shit, but they would get a fuckload of good stuff. Best bet would be to fake a DEA audit, I imagine; the chief pharmacist would have to be in on it too. I don't even know how much pharmaceutical cocaine, and IV/IM vials of analgesics/benzos/anaesthetics go for. I'd imagine you could get at least 10000 tablets of assorted benzos and opiates. Hundreds of ampules of fentanyl, morphine, dilaudid, opana, cocaine, benzos, anaesthetics.

    We also get vials of pure powdered drugs, particularly opiates, to make IV drips or for PCA cartridges.

    Keep in mind the hospital I work at is a small, private place, less than 400 beds.
  8. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by 1337 It would have to be some Ocean's 11 type shit, but they would get a fuckload of good stuff. Best bet would be to fake a DEA audit, I imagine; the chief pharmacist would have to be in on it too. I don't even know how much pharmaceutical cocaine, and IV/IM vials of analgesics/benzos/anaesthetics go for. I'd imagine you could get at least 10000 tablets of assorted benzos and opiates. Hundreds of ampules of fentanyl, morphine, dilaudid, opana, cocaine, benzos, anaesthetics.

    We also get vials of pure powdered drugs, particularly opiates, to make IV drips or for PCA cartridges.

    Keep in mind the hospital I work at is a small, private place, less than 400 beds.

    I know a guy who used to do this for a living. He would make 100 or so grand and he was bulk wholesaling it to pretty high level dealers. Technology ended up catching up with him. Something about an alarm he couldn't find and something about the "bell horn" too gave him trouble. He's currently doing a nickel in an Ohio prison.
  9. It would be much safer to steal from a retail pharmacy, especially if you were on the inside. I've known a few pharmacy techs that got away with stealing very easily, also nurses, but they don't have access to the volume of shit behind the counter.

    I'd never steal shit from a hospital, but I worked at a nursing home that was very lax. My manager was 40 years past giving a fuck.
  10. Originally posted by Lanny I've been playing a lot of melee lately and I'm getting pretty good with captain falcon. Sheik is still my main tho

    Sheik was my favorite melee character. The lack of good "finishing moves" really sucks though
  11. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by Kolokol-1 Sheik was my favorite melee character. The lack of good "finishing moves" really sucks though

    Yeah, but with good timing you could juggle after like 100% for long enough that you don't really need a good smash attack. Upsmash is pretty lethal if you could land it too. I've seen some people switch back to zelda for the heavier finishers but I never found it useful, slow attack speed plus transform time made it hard to do without getting fucked up, for me at least. I understand people actually play zelda in brawl, although I didn't play a lot of it.
  12. Happy zaint zattex
  13. Originally posted by Lanny Yeah, but with good timing you could juggle after like 100% for long enough that you don't really need a good smash attack. Upsmash is pretty lethal if you could land it too. I've seen some people switch back to zelda for the heavier finishers but I never found it useful, slow attack speed plus transform time made it hard to do without getting fucked up, for me at least. I understand people actually play zelda in brawl, although I didn't play a lot of it.

    I didn't like to switch back to Zelda for smash attacks either

    It's been a long time since I've played but I remember Sheik having one attack that functioned well enough as a smash attack to knock opponents out but you had to damage them more than usual to get it to work

    I didn't play a lot of brawl at either, only at a friend's house because I wasn't going to buy a Wii for one game and I liked melee much better
  14. Originally posted by Lanny Yeah, but with good timing you could juggle after like 100% for long enough that you don't really need a good smash attack. Upsmash is pretty lethal if you could land it too. I've seen some people switch back to zelda for the heavier finishers but I never found it useful, slow attack speed plus transform time made it hard to do without getting fucked up, for me at least. I understand people actually play zelda in brawl, although I didn't play a lot of it.

    Fair is the only finisher you need. But most of ur sheik kills should be from gimping, not straight KO.
  15. Originally posted by Kolokol-1 I didn't like to switch back to Zelda for smash attacks either

    It's been a long time since I've played but I remember Sheik having one attack that functioned well enough as a smash attack to knock opponents out but you had to damage them more than usual to get it to work

    I didn't play a lot of brawl at either, only at a friend's house because I wasn't going to buy a Wii for one game and I liked melee much better

    Use FAir to finish. But more importantly, just gimp and ledgeguard. If you are going to transform into Zelda, you don't need smash attacks, just hit the sweet spot on her FAir or BAir too, it is an insanely powerful finisher, just be sure to L Cancel that gay landing lag.

    Post last edited by Captain Falcon at 2017-05-13T12:25:25.438428+00:00
  16. I main Luigi.
  17. Additional tip for Sheikfags, use transform into Zelda for extra horizontal distance from the animation, and then Zelda has a longer teleport too, plus her fire attack can also give you vertical distance and help give coverage for returning to the stage.
  18. Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump I main Luigi.

    His FAir is too stronk
  19. I like the side air too because its really quick unlike marios which is like a downward spike you can only do once. Luigi god MAD air game, fuck ever touching the ground lol.

    3 explosive green missiles in a row, that feel.
  20. The will is always striving. It cannot be satisfied by anything. The will is like the futurist’s conception of the bicycle—a machine that symbolized an infinite capacity for perfectibility. Earthly humans, limited by forces and gravity, can never ride the bicycle perfectly according to Nietzsche. There will always be some friction, some force against which they must struggle. There will always be time.

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