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  1. Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump I like the side air too because its really quick unlike marios which is like a downward spike you can only do once. Luigi god MAD air game, fuck ever touching the ground lol.

    3 explosive green missiles in a row, that feel.

    FAir = Front+A in Air, so I think we're talking about the same thing, the karate chop. It is bad ass as fuck, great move. Dr Mario is still the best though.
  2. Oh I thought you meant the up air. I kind of use a combination of up/side air and dodging, green missle, down smash.

    Luigi is a blast to play in the air against Fox and some other fighters. I haven't touched smash in almost a year though I am so rusty.

    I feel like as soon as I get into it again they will make a new version for switch.
  3. 'Super Surveillance Equipment at Work'

    Friday was a chill day at work but for some reason I really couldn’t throw off the notion that I was being watched. A few times when I went to the bathroom, I knew the building manager was still around because she was walking around in the hallway with a few other people. What was she doing? Was she watching me? There were some cameras visible in the hallway, so surveillance was obviously not something they ignored completely nor took lightly. But was it possible that those conspicuously displayed cameras were simply a foil, and there were much much better hidden cameras that were watching my every move? And if that were the case, they would have seen me snorting lines here and there in the bathroom. They would have proof! This kind of thinking never leads to any good, and I was right. Security also does "walk arounds" in every department twice a day just to make sure all the locks work for dock doors and stuff.

    There is one security guy that always slows down really slow when he walks past me and he examines my work, he did it to me on this day and I happened to have contraband in my hand (a bare razor blade because we have a shortage of knives in my work so I smuggled in a razor) He seemed nice enough. Also everyone in the building whispers to each other, it sketches me the fuck out.

    On the ceiling now, there were security cameras that I never knew existed in my building. Overhead fluorescent lights started to vibrate and wave as if they were encased in liquid. Another building manager took control of the surveillance system on the ceiling that was overlooking my working area. The building manager was looking through it. The AC ventilator also had controls that allowed the building manager to see me. He waved at me from the ceiling, and I could see the outline of his face. I guessed that he was in a different location in the building, but was able to monitor my room from these weird looking cameras hidden in the ceiling.

    So here I was, with my manager and security monitoring my every move. Did they suspect I was high?. I was talking to the building manager through a camera in the vents. “Can you hear me?” He said yes, but in a very muffled voice. So I assumed he could. I told him he must like being in this position because he must feel like God. I would stare up at the ceiling and just talk, and he could hear everything I would say. But it seemed he was very nice and was showing off all of the capabilities of the building’s surveillance system. “Incredible,” I said to him, loud enough to make sure he could hear me through wherever the microphones were hidden. This system must have cost a fortune. And I’m not even sure I’ve heard of any of these things. The gadgets seemed so advanced that they seemed almost unreal. Improbable. But couldn’t be impossible. The art of surveillance is all about concealment. Advances in surveillance could have been hidden from the general public, and those with enough money would be able to purchase some of these incredibly high tech equipment and run a nearly totalitarian surveillance system. After all, this was their building, and I knew better to expect any kind of privacy. So I played along. If they were nice enough to actually show me their surveillance system, I would at least let them know how impressive they were.

    In fact, the guy seemed set on showing off to me all of their capabilities. I turned off the lights to see how they would monitor me then. I saw little flashes of light moving around, and I figured out that he could control the hidden flash lights in the ceiling to have a good look at me even in the dark. I would be hypersensitive to movement, and any little flash of light would make me almost jump. At one point, I asked them whether they had cameras in the bathrooms, too. They said yes.
  4. Originally posted by RestStop I know a guy who used to do this for a living. He would make 100 or so grand and he was bulk wholesaling it to pretty high level dealers. Technology ended up catching up with him. Something about an alarm he couldn't find and something about the "bell horn" too gave him trouble. He's currently doing a nickel in an Ohio prison.



    Originally posted by RestStop I know a guy who used to do this for a living. He would make 100 or so grand and he was bulk wholesaling it to pretty high level dealers. Technology ended up catching up with him. Something about an alarm he couldn't find and something about the "bell horn" too gave him trouble. He's currently doing a nickel in an Ohio prison.

    FOO CHEH
  5. Heres how you do that heist.

    Put a small explosive charge on some power lines that when set off will knock the power out for the hospital and make sure to sabotage any backup power generators beforehand.

    Then you go in loud make everyone get on the floor, EMP jammer for cellphones and use a lorry to escape.
  6. lol. Knocking out power would make it much harder because all the doors are networked and powered. Why don't you just stop time and use your laser vision to cut through doors as you encounter them? Don't forget to hit up the surgical and ICU pharmacy and raid pyxis machines and med carts along the way.
  7. Originally posted by 1337 lol. Knocking out power would make it much harder because all the doors are networked and powered. Why don't you just stop time and use your laser vision to cut through doors as you encounter them? Don't forget to hit up the surgical and ICU pharmacy and raid pyxis machines and med carts along the way.

    Brute force the doors, there is always a way in.

    I'm not saying it would be easy but if there is some way you can "evacuate" the place and make it look like its just construction or something nobody would know.

    I have always fantasized about robbing a hospital, just go in there with assault rifles, masks, take sick people hostage and demand everything in the hospital loaded up into a fleet of ambulances and have an epic chase with the police across mexico.
  8. Andrade on Joanna: "She is a more complete fighter than me, but my advantage is I can take a beating"

    Getting beat the fuck up sounds like a good way to get the belt.
  9. drink the blood of a grandma on a morphine drip
  10. Dissociator African Astronaut
    Just got my spice, scoob blueberry and some random shit

    Looks sketchy as fuck, most neurotoxic looking syncanroys ive ever seen
    Welp here we go
  11. smoke a blunt of it
  12. inject
  13. Originally posted by Oasis drink the blood of a grandma on a morphine drip

    The oral BA of morphine is too low, plug it instead.
  14. RestStop Space Nigga
    Dodge Ram yeah that's my choice of ride yeah yeah.
    Always keep some bitches on the side.
    I cop shardz for the right price.
    She goona eat this molly like it's rice.
    I'm a let this lean flow through my ice.
    Said she never had a niggas in space night.
    I'm a make her sing like Kelly Price.

    Post last edited by RestStop at 2017-05-13T22:28:48.444277+00:00
  15. Lol I never knew reddit was so fun, I got like 200 downvotes for saying women can't help cheating because they're genetically predisposed to it and are slaves to their hormones
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  16. If you posted that in The Red Pill, you would have gotten gilded.
  17. Originally posted by 1337 The oral BA of morphine is too low, plug it instead.

    I used to drink the 200mg bottles and it wasn't too strong
  18. I used to shoot a 600mg bottle of oral morphine syrup (lol) in one night. It reminded me of totse where the dude shot an actiq fentanyl lollipop.
  19. Originally posted by 1337 If you posted that in The Red Pill, you would have gotten gilded.

    So that's what happened to you.
  20. Dissociator African Astronaut
    http://www.thecannabist.co/2017/01/27/synthetic-cannabinoids-dea-schedule-i/72386/

    Fuckyeha those were lame ssinkansnanywy

    Sink can
    Crib leg bag
    Reverse ratcheting routing planer
    Self sealing stembolt

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