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  1. Also I don't know what to do today.

    Do I go out and see an old friend and get drunk and stoned, or do I stay in with my other old friend codeine
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  2. Convinced myzwlf to jedi a bump before I left for work. Top hah
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  3. bling bling Dark Matter
    u can put kief in to laced it yp
  4. Nah. That bump was great just what I needed. Everything is clear
  5. bling bling Dark Matter
    or is oit
  6. Its all downtown scron
  7. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by bling bling urff kooo fff fff thhhh nyah

    you one one fucking retarded fucking retard.
  8. bling bling Dark Matter
    hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I'm looking for a guy goes by the name of Hormone Boy. Anyone here seen him? Thanks.
  10. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by mmQ I'm looking for a guy goes by the name of Hormone Boy. Anyone here seen him? Thanks.

    I'll go by whatever name gets me into your pants
  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by infinityshock I'll go by whatever name gets me into your pants

    You had your chance Jill.
  12. To bump or not, that is the question. Derpadew resdosing.
  13. A BUMP AND A BOWL HAPPY ZAINT ZATTEX DAY TO ALL. YOHDRO - YOU ONLY HAVE DOPAMINE REZEPTORS ONCE!!!

  14. bling bling Dark Matter
    oooooooo0-ooooooooo
  15. This G is taking a beating. I'm abusing my wife.
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  16. If Bill and Bill Krozby ever have a kid I imagine you'd be the resulting offspring. Just some retarded monghole trying to get rid of his extra chromosome and unable to say anything other than "hurrdurr zech and zendies"
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  17. Feels just like old times but better, fuck the crackshack man I got this. i've just been without for zo long I have completely forgot how to use this wonderful amazing powerful cheap addictive euphoric ztimulant known as tech. Having a tolerance isn't necessarily a bad thing, it just means you will blow through whatever you have faster (moreso if its cut) if you keep redosing and getting high every day. It's kind of like weed in this way, I used to only buy quarters then halfs now I can barely make an ounce last me two weeks. At first I thought I could just cut myself off and try to conserve the gram until my birthday but It's the WRONG time of year for that. I have been extremely lucky like blessed by the zods lucky going into work on nosleep and all kinds of other shit, It has been a rocky 7 zaint zattex days ever since I got that front page flush, the past three days fucking sucked, redosing is the only thing that has been keeping me going otherwise I'd have finished those 3 boxes of zimmies which I have not even touched. I am a lucky scronald thats for sure.

    The game is getting real now, and the sack is shrinking, Techdots are low tolerance only, I just packed a bunch of small shards I was gonna snort because they are easier to handle, I am trying to keep any large shard over a few mm in size for the pipe.. a few of these in a bowl is all you need to have a good night and I never touch the large ones until last. Still lots of "shake" left at the bottom of the baggie which I do bumps of, I NEED TO FUCKING SORT THIS BAG, I have been trying all week but I need a solid couple hours completely uninteruptted and I mean NO FUCKING INTERUPTIONS NO HIDING THE SHIT, JUST GET IT DONE, I did it when I first got the bag but I had no vials or baggies. This has gone from casual drug abuse to hardcore religious dogmatic worship of the tech. I am remembering everything.

    FOr a week I have been putting the pipe randomly everywhere using the forced of shadow telekynesis to keep it from rolling off the table. What the fuck is wrong with me, I forgot I figured this out years ago.. tin foil... lots of it you can shape the pipe stand in such a way that when you set it down all the melted tech pools to the middle perfectly... also the aluminum foil rapidly absorbs heat from the pipe so it cools down faster which means you can hit it more frequently.

    Speaking of melted tech though that shake puddle I just zmoked I had it melted and I was holding in the tech vapors and I decided to angle my head above the pipe and stuck my eyeball in the carb hole at the top just as the liquid tech puddle caught the shimmer of by bedroom light and crystallized against the hot glass in a flash right before my eye, wow, I have been zmoking tech for years and I have never seen it up close so perfectly like that before. What a treat. I wish I had a go pro to film that zhit it was next level.
  18. Nobody will ever read that.
  19. It only took me like two seconds to type anyways.

    I was gonna post it on 420chan but, fuck it.

    I miss hydromorphone.
  20. re: #3108

    Claypool and Lennon. Claypool is local boy makes good. I mean he was a 1990s big hit in Primus, but this is fucking amazing.

    He Graduated from the highschool along with Kirk Hammon in 1981 the year I started there after moving to Richmond Ca area (small town outside with farms and horses)

    De Anza dons.. I only went for a year and a half.. got kicked out of school for some bullshit.

    funny thing is I grew up near Oakland and knew several other well known musician from school. Oakland has more talent coming out of it than San Francisco. fucking Yuppie faggots over there.

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