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  1. Cut myself off around 11pm, I was not even getting high I had been awake too long, I also didnt eat anything last night.

    Woke up to the feeling of my insides exploding. Feels like I have the flu, I can't ztop puking and shitting liquid toxic waste. It was almost so bad I almost had to skip the bus and call my friend for a ride.

    Made a quick lunch but sliced my finger open, got blood all over my sandwich, fuck it

    I was spending too much time expelling waste, didnt have time to put my coat on so I just carried it. Its pouring rain and I can barely play music on my phone or light a cigarette. Smoked 2 got a massive rush almost passed out.

    I'm really tired I need coffee.. Big brother is on tonight.. I'm thinking about not dosing at all idk anymore

    Happy Zaint Zattex day everyone!
  2. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Hash Slinging Slasher Dude go to dollar general they have 325ct for $6

    holy shit
  3. God my lips are so dry Wtf did I do
  4. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump God my lips are so dry Wtf did I do

    youre dying
  5. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by cerakote youre dying

    also cph can cause internal bleeding
  6. What the fuck is cph
  7. Originally posted by cerakote ooh ooh do me next

    You're not interesting enough to roast. Plus you get extra time for raping minors.
  8. This Random Video Insert Just In

  9. My lips are FUCKED no amount of water helps they just dry out this is fucked.

    Zmoked too much
  10. Originally posted by Captain Falcon You cueball ass faggot, go apply some wax to your chrome dome and signal some aircraft by reflecting the sun at them you egg looking fuck.

    Best flame this site has ever seen.
  11. Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump My lips are FUCKED no amount of water helps they just dry out this is fucked.

    Zmoked too much

    Get some saline and a netti pot. slowly pour over lips.. gargle.. get that beez wax shit (whatever brand) .. put olive oil after the beez wax
  12. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon You're not interesting enough to roast. Plus you get extra time for raping minors.

    >minor

    i pay taxes nigger
  13. bling bling Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Malice Lel, Trump and NASA, bucking the narrative yet again: https://www.reddit.com/r/technology/comments/60ok10/trump_signs_nasa_funding_bill_sets_goal_of_human/?st=j0khpbv0&sh=42355700

    reminder malive still beliefes in ELon musk shillages
  14. Originally posted by cerakote >minor

    i pay taxes nigger

    Giving your dad money to suck him off isn't a tax
  15. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump What the fuck is cph

    the antihistamine in ccc, chlorpheniramine
  16. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by reject Giving your dad money to suck him off isn't a tax

    no but the federal income tax sure is
  17. Federal incum tax
  18. Cos he cums in you

    Post last edited by reject at 2017-03-22T19:47:45.004879+00:00
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  19. Geddit
  20. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by reject Geddit

    more like reddit

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