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1. 2017-03-22 at 1:10 PM UTC

   #3101
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Cut myself off around 11pm, I was not even getting high I had been awake too long, I also didnt eat anything last night.
   
   Woke up to the feeling of my insides exploding. Feels like I have the flu, I can't ztop puking and shitting liquid toxic waste. It was almost so bad I almost had to skip the bus and call my friend for a ride.
   
   Made a quick lunch but sliced my finger open, got blood all over my sandwich, fuck it
   
   I was spending too much time expelling waste, didnt have time to put my coat on so I just carried it. Its pouring rain and I can barely play music on my phone or light a cigarette. Smoked 2 got a massive rush almost passed out.
   
   I'm really tired I need coffee.. Big brother is on tonight.. I'm thinking about not dosing at all idk anymore
   
   Happy Zaint Zattex day everyone!
2. 2017-03-22 at 2:29 PM UTC

   #3102
   cerakote African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Hash Slinging Slasher Dude go to dollar general they have 325ct for $6

   
   holy shit
3. 2017-03-22 at 4:08 PM UTC

   #3103
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   God my lips are so dry Wtf did I do
4. 2017-03-22 at 5:59 PM UTC

   #3104
   cerakote African Astronaut

   Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump God my lips are so dry Wtf did I do

   
   youre dying
5. 2017-03-22 at 5:59 PM UTC

   #3105
   cerakote African Astronaut

   Originally posted by cerakote youre dying

   
   also cph can cause internal bleeding
6. 2017-03-22 at 6:31 PM UTC

   #3106
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   What the fuck is cph
7. 2017-03-22 at 6:47 PM UTC

   #3107
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by cerakote ooh ooh do me next

   
   You're not interesting enough to roast. Plus you get extra time for raping minors.
8. 2017-03-22 at 6:49 PM UTC

   #3108
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   This Random Video Insert Just In
   
   
9. 2017-03-22 at 6:56 PM UTC

   #3109
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   My lips are FUCKED no amount of water helps they just dry out this is fucked.
   
   Zmoked too much
10. 2017-03-22 at 7:01 PM UTC

    #3110
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Captain Falcon You cueball ass faggot, go apply some wax to your chrome dome and signal some aircraft by reflecting the sun at them you egg looking fuck.

    
    Best flame this site has ever seen.
11. 2017-03-22 at 7:12 PM UTC

    #3111
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump My lips are FUCKED no amount of water helps they just dry out this is fucked.
    
    Zmoked too much

    
    Get some saline and a netti pot. slowly pour over lips.. gargle.. get that beez wax shit (whatever brand) .. put olive oil after the beez wax
12. 2017-03-22 at 7:16 PM UTC

    #3112
    cerakote African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Captain Falcon You're not interesting enough to roast. Plus you get extra time for raping minors.

    
    >minor
    
    i pay taxes nigger
13. 2017-03-22 at 7:17 PM UTC

    #3113
    

    bling bling Dark Matter

    Originally posted by Malice Lel, Trump and NASA, bucking the narrative yet again: https://www.reddit.com/r/technology/comments/60ok10/trump_signs_nasa_funding_bill_sets_goal_of_human/?st=j0khpbv0&sh=42355700

    
    reminder malive still beliefes in ELon musk shillages
14. 2017-03-22 at 7:21 PM UTC

    #3114
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by cerakote >minor
    
    i pay taxes nigger

    
    Giving your dad money to suck him off isn't a tax
15. 2017-03-22 at 7:22 PM UTC

    #3115
    cerakote African Astronaut

    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump What the fuck is cph

    
    the antihistamine in ccc, chlorpheniramine
16. 2017-03-22 at 7:22 PM UTC

    #3116
    cerakote African Astronaut

    Originally posted by reject Giving your dad money to suck him off isn't a tax

    
    no but the federal income tax sure is
17. 2017-03-22 at 7:39 PM UTC

    #3117
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Federal incum tax
18. 2017-03-22 at 7:39 PM UTC

    #3118
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Cos he cums in you
    
    Post last edited by reject at 2017-03-22T19:47:45.004879+00:00
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • Lanny
19. 2017-03-22 at 7:39 PM UTC

    #3119
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Geddit
20. 2017-03-22 at 9:35 PM UTC

    #3120
    cerakote African Astronaut

    Originally posted by reject Geddit

    
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