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2017-03-21 at 1:35 AM UTC
Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump Yes my mom made food early I can barely eat my tongue hurts a lot, beer and weed help. I'm in a horrible mood I just want to fucking go to the store but I know it will be bullshit so I will use this as an excuse to get high and use getting as high as an excuse to do something else.
Just gotta chug this beer and eat this potato salad first.
You were in my dream last night. We were both at a halfway house, you had just bought that gram and I was like what's up and you gave me the bag and pipe and a little glass scoop thing and told me if I wanted anything to just ask , and then I dropped the pipe right in front of the supervisor lady who was in the room with us and it somehow didn't break and we all stood there awkwardly and I just picked it up, she didn't say anything for some reason.
Then, I went to the bathroom so I could get high and I couldn't control the glass and it just started falling all over the sink and floor and I was trying to contain it, but the bag kept pouring out like way more than a gram and I was panicking because I didn't want to tell you that I was spilling your meth all over. That's about where that ended.
Oh and fucking zill the cuck was there at one point. I was laying in a corner beside a bed and he was talking across the room and I'm like WTF is Zill doing here and I sat up and it was him in person and he looked really ratty and I just started laughing and he tried to stare me down but I couldn't stop laughing.
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2017-03-21 at 1:41 AM UTCThats trippy as fuck man I never get cool fiend dreams like that ever.
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2017-03-21 at 1:46 AM UTCYeah I haven't had too many site/user related dreams but this one was very distinct and memorable. I do tend to remember a lot of my dreams, just during a nap today I broke into a home and killed my old friends mom for like $80 in her purse and took a few boxes of cereal from her cupboard. She to let me she know I was coming there because she looked up my police record, whatever the fuck that meant, so I stabbed her in the heart and took her money.
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2017-03-21 at 2:02 AM UTCProbably a side effect from your medication.
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2017-03-21 at 2:03 AM UTCScron is even balder than his pipe
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2017-03-21 at 2:06 AM UTCShuttup your the worst fucking poster on this board even worse than zill tha zat and almost as bad as totse2001. You don't even do drugs you aren't even white just shut the fuck up and die already.
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2017-03-21 at 2:06 AM UTC
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2017-03-21 at 2:11 AM UTCdrink the brainwash, bleach your hair, tell me that we've gone somewhere
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2017-03-21 at 3:05 AM UTCT-PAIN gives me trippy dreams, typically of the darker variety
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2017-03-21 at 3:08 AM UTCbundy and nutmeg make me have acute psychosis. do you think a crack/heroin addiction would be a safer alternative? i actually stayed away from those drugs for their addictive potential but ive went crazy on the shit i take countless times.
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2017-03-21 at 3:15 AM UTCI dont do lines
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2017-03-21 at 4:31 AM UTC*licks lips*
1 x do-si-dos shatter
1 x skywalker OG wax
2 x OG Kush wax (the shatter was very good last time, everything I like about indicas, but wax is easier to handle)
gram each.
Along with a very good pre-roll for spending over $100 (last year it used to be a free 8th, but SF is expensive, they may have been forced to cut back). Their matchbooks are free, which was very convenient because I forgot my lighter due to always being in as hurry for the bart. Only $105 total after taxes.
Played Little Big Planet on the latest nightly of PPSSPP and it works great. Oculus Cinema is by far the best way to block out other people, which is worse when it's crowded. I watched part of The Usual Suspects (great film) while sitting cross legged near the rail. -
2017-03-21 at 4:33 AM UTC
Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump Shuttup your the worst fucking poster on this board even worse than zill tha zat and almost as bad as totse2001. You don't even do drugs you aren't even white just shut the fuck up and die already.
Go mod on tc with your fag crowd you fag.
You cueball ass faggot, go apply some wax to your chrome dome and signal some aircraft by reflecting the sun at them you egg looking fuck.
You literally post nothing but utter nonsense and complete cancer, which is funny since you look like you've been doing chemo for the past 30 years. Fuck off with your " hehe tek n tendies" bullshit, you literally don't even know what that means you Caillou looking ass bitch.
NASA was wrong, they didn't create the roundest objects in the known universe, that would be your cranium, they should have used it to test relativity.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gravity_Probe_B
You try to substitute your utter lack of creativity and humour with shit memes you plagiarize from actually quirky posters like Bling. Your head may be well rounded, but your personality sure isn't. -
2017-03-21 at 4:49 AM UTCWhy can't I get off to euro porn? Everything about it just feels off. Their moans, their motions. It all seems very calculated and generic. This isn't to say 90% of porn isn't like that anyway but I can at least find American porn that feels more real.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-03-21 at 5:04 AM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ Why can't I get off to euro porn? Everything about it just feels off. Their moans, their motions. It all seems very calculated and generic. This isn't to say 90% of porn isn't like that anyway but I can at least find American porn that feels more real.
Euro porn is shit. Specially German porn. I don't know why, but everything seems fake as fuck and as you said, generic, even when they're doing "weird" shit.
I think the dudes are the problem. They all act weird as hell and keep trying to draw attention to themselves, and the camera work generally gives it to them. Like i was watching this one the other day:
http://m.drtuber.com/video/13814/busty-dutch-teen-stacy-gets-gangbanged
In the moment, I legit couldn't understand why i was hard but not aroused past that basic point. But now that i look at it again, the dudes are definitely the issue. Shut the fuck up, i don't want to see your gross neanderthal faces. Show me the bitch. Fuck her. That's all. That's your role.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-03-21 at 5:07 AM UTC
Originally posted by Malice Lanny, buy this. I'm serious: https://sfbay.craigslist.org/eby/apa/6047366717.html
Enough room for two people, nice amenities, in sailing condition, $230/month to berth in a gated community in Alameda. You can get to SF (FiDi) surprisingly fast from some of the BART stations, Would have taken 20 minutes, walking included, from an opportunity I missed for a sweet RV setup.
I doubt you'd want to live in it yourself, but are there any tax breaks you could take advantage of? Real estate definitely does, but I'm not sure if boating counts, what the legal category is, what changes if you live in it.
If you rented you could easily make your investment back in 2 years.
Lol, I've actually done a fair bit of sailing in my life, surprisingly. Still, zero desire to live on a boat (especially that tiny thing) and I don't think I could use it as a tax writeoff unless I could convince the IRS it was a business expense somehow, which seems unlikely.Also, what ever happened with your dehydrated poppy seed tea capsules?
They turned well, don't seem to have lost any potency. They don't make me feel like I'm going to puke trying to down them and it feels like it comes on a bit faster, although that's probably just because you get the whole dose in one shot. Weight per capsule is really variable though, have we weigh each one before taking it, one or two I'm going to have to halve. -
2017-03-21 at 5:09 AM UTC
Originally posted by Captain Falcon You cueball ass faggot, go apply some wax to your chrome dome and signal some aircraft by reflecting the sun at them you egg looking fuck.
you Caillou looking ass bitch.
NASA was wrong, they didn't create the roundest objects in the known universe, that would be your cranium, they should have used it to test relativity.
Your head may be well rounded, but your personality sure isn't.
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2017-03-21 at 5:15 AM UTCInterestingly, I think the problems of German advertising and design are the same problems they have with porn, in a broad sense. I am an ad man and I've been studying and trends from around the world for years... And I've always hated German design and ads.
They're just garbage. For example, here is one of the most famous and iconic German/Austrian ads of all time. Try to guess the type of product it's advertising before you read on!
At first glance it looks like some sort of insurance pamphlet cover, but it's actually the ad for Mitzi Blue, which is not an insurance company, but a chocolate brand.
The ad has many of the design elements of a successful ad, like some Nazi dissected a thousand good add and extracted all the objective flesh from it... But completely forgot the emotional or creative spine of any of them.
This is the same problem with German porn; they take successful elements of porn but turn them into this weird Dr Zhivago looking shit that i don't even get.
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2017-03-21 at 5:19 AM UTC
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2017-03-21 at 5:21 AM UTC
Originally posted by Captain Falcon You cueball ass faggot, go apply some wax to your chrome dome and signal some aircraft by reflecting the sun at them you egg looking fuck.
You literally post nothing but utter nonsense and complete cancer, which is funny since you look like you've been doing chemo for the past 30 years. Fuck off with your " hehe tek n tendies" bullshit, you literally don't even know what that means you Caillou looking ass bitch.
You try to substitute your utter lack of creativity and humour with shit memes you plagiarize from actually quirky posters like Bling. Your head may be well rounded, but your personality sure isn't.
Wow its like you live in another realm, you are so stupid you can not even comprehend basic reality. You are a perfect example of someone who is so corrupt they can not even be called Human anymore. I'm pure human pure fucking animal. you are a product of the jedi machine, fuck you. I have 14,000 posts of pure rhodium and you have god knwos what 2000 or so garbage posts of gay bullshit because you are a faggot.
You also ruin TRT with your sober posts, jump in front of traffic and huff some xylene faggot.
Oh wait no you are too weak and "smart" to abuse drugs.. no actually your too fucking stupid cant lose one more brain cell or you will forget how to breathe and chew food retard.
