I shit 5-6 times a day and my stomach constantly hurts

1. 2018-08-19 at 4:12 AM UTC

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   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   I gobble handfuls of xantac and pantoprazole to no avail
   
   How long do I have to live?
2. 2018-08-19 at 4:48 AM UTC

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   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
   Only God can tell. But you should probably see a doctor.
3. 2018-08-19 at 4:53 AM UTC

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   jedi_darryl African Astronaut
   According to my analysis, you have 4,063 days, 2 months, 3 weeks, 4 hours, 52 minutes and 42, 43, 44, seconds to live.
   
   
   45, 46, 47...
4. 2018-08-19 at 4:53 AM UTC

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   jedi_darryl African Astronaut
   48..
5. 2018-08-19 at 4:55 AM UTC

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   jedi_darryl African Astronaut
   Wait, the seconds supposed to be backwards, darn irrational time capsule. Work dammit! 😠
6. 2018-08-19 at 5:01 AM UTC

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   jedi_darryl African Astronaut
   Excuse me while I continue reconfigurating my penis pump into a well converted time capsule. So far, it's been a failure, but I have brilliant Albert Einstein determination. This intervention will work! Even if I have to stick my dick in it! This will be my greatest creation.
7. 2018-08-19 at 5:02 AM UTC

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   mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]
   
8. 2018-08-19 at 5:08 AM UTC

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   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

   Originally posted by Sophie Only God can tell. But you should probably see a doctor.

   
   My doctor is literally an arrogant American draft dodger who doesn't listen to anything I say. I need a new doctor
9. 2018-08-19 at 8:08 AM UTC

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   Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
   Are you farting/burping a lot?
   
   Are your shits all watery?
10. 2018-08-19 at 9:14 AM UTC

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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    eat more probiotics you idiot
11. 2018-08-19 at 9:14 AM UTC

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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by Sudo My doctor is literally an arrogant American draft dodger who doesn't listen to anything I say. I need a new doctor

    
    i blame the jedis
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • Cootehill
12. 2018-08-19 at 10:02 AM UTC

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    the pat-man Tuskegee Airman [overshadow that snuff-brown nestling]
    probably something boring and chronic like crohns
13. 2018-08-19 at 10:21 AM UTC

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    Siouxsie_Q African Astronaut
    5 to 6 times is quite a lot. What are u eating??
14. 2018-08-19 at 11:02 AM UTC

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    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by Sudo I gobble handfuls of xantac and pantoprazole to no avail
    
    How long do I have to live?

    
    no one cares about your stomach
    
    talk about how good your asshole feels being constantly worked.
15. 2018-08-19 at 11:03 AM UTC

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    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by Siouxsie_Q 5 to 6 times is quite a lot. What are u eating??

    
    nigger cock
16. 2018-08-19 at 11:52 AM UTC

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    Haxxor Space Nigga
    IBS OP
17. 2018-08-19 at 12:06 PM UTC

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    HTS highlight reel
    Stop eating dairy and gluten.
18. 2018-08-19 at 12:29 PM UTC

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    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    We're internet doctors and I have diagnosed you with Bill Krozby Disease. It's much like Crohn's Disease, except that you have a tendency to lie and rape women to make you feel better about your abysmally poor self esteem. If you would like more information, please visit Bill Krozbydisease.com
19. 2018-08-19 at 12:54 PM UTC

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    WellHung Black Hole (banned)
    Life is overrated anyway you'll be much happier dead.
20. 2018-08-19 at 12:57 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by HTS Stop eating dairy and gluten.