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The best approach to get laid
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2018-07-22 at 5:50 PM UTC
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2018-07-22 at 5:51 PM UTC
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2018-07-22 at 5:52 PM UTC
Originally posted by Bill Krozby this, i probably get laid more than anyone here. though since my gf left me and i've been busy with working / doing drugs I haven't gotten as much of that ass pussy as I usually do.
I hear you...doing drugs sure gets in the way of getting laid. Pretty hard when you OD or can't stand up to make it to the bed. Forget about BJ's...I'm sure you won't be able to get it up. -
2018-07-22 at 5:52 PM UTC
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2018-07-22 at 5:53 PM UTC
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2018-07-22 at 5:55 PM UTC
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2018-07-22 at 6:10 PM UTC
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2018-07-22 at 6:15 PM UTCThe best way to get laid is to go to a park and watch people make out and ask if you can join
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2018-07-22 at 6:17 PM UTC
Originally posted by infinityshock you should consult with someone who isnt a full-time junkie before you post something that you think is clever…when its not.
youre an idiot
thats really rich coming from a chicken hawk who's been banned from multiple forums for literal faggotry. please go skinny dip in a lake fire and die? Please? -
2018-07-22 at 6:17 PM UTCi'd get on tinder but im banned from fucking too much ass pussy
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2018-07-22 at 6:20 PM UTC
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2018-07-22 at 6:22 PM UTC
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2018-07-22 at 6:22 PM UTC
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2018-07-22 at 6:24 PM UTC
Originally posted by WellHung Please tell me how to pick up chicks your age…im 40.
im 31. i actually went on a date last night with a peutorican girl and tried speaking spanish and she tried speaking english. she hit me up because i made a dating profile, long story short she got frothy with me grabbing on her in public after i bought her a drink and a taco. she said it was hot outside and i invited to her to my place and she said she wouldn't do that, then i said well lets go to your friends place (she was on vacation here in austin she never mentioned that before i assumed she did because she mentioned she had a car) She ent up saying she doesn't like to go that far with someone she doesn't know, but is leaving wednesday...
so i asked her for 40 dollars and I told her thank you and slapped her ass and left her at the quickie pickie\\
one of the worst dates ever. but i also meet girls at bars and shows, but i've been really busy lately. -
2018-07-22 at 6:32 PM UTC
Originally posted by Bill Krozby im 31. i actually went on a date last night with a peutorican girl and tried speaking spanish and she tried speaking english. she hit me up because i made a dating profile, long story short she got frothy with me grabbing on her in public after i bought her a drink and a taco. she said it was hot outside and i invited to her to my place and she said she wouldn't do that, then i said well lets go to your friends place (she was on vacation here in austin she never mentioned that before i assumed she did because she mentioned she had a car) She ent up saying she doesn't like to go that far with someone she doesn't know, but is leaving wednesday…
so i asked her for 40 dollars and I told her thank you and slapped her ass and left her at the quickie pickie\\
one of the worst dates ever. but i also meet girls at bars and shows, but i've been really busy lately.
im going to take you on a date then when im finished with you, dump your unconscious carcass in the alley behind the local gay bar. -
2018-07-22 at 6:48 PM UTC
Originally posted by infinityshock im going to take you on a date then when im finished with you, dump your unconscious carcass in the alley behind the local gay bar.
actually i think you'd take me on a date and he'd act like a total flirtatious faggot and when i say thx for the meal and brew i will walk away and then you will stand in front of your bathroom mirror teary eyed by way of god demanding why he fucking made you like that. -
2018-07-22 at 7:07 PM UTC
Originally posted by Bill Krozby im 31. i actually went on a date last night with a peutorican girl and tried speaking spanish and she tried speaking english. she hit me up because i made a dating profile, long story short she got frothy with me grabbing on her in public after i bought her a drink and a taco. she said it was hot outside and i invited to her to my place and she said she wouldn't do that, then i said well lets go to your friends place (she was on vacation here in austin she never mentioned that before i assumed she did because she mentioned she had a car) She ent up saying she doesn't like to go that far with someone she doesn't know, but is leaving wednesday…
so i asked her for 40 dollars and I told her thank you and slapped her ass and left her at the quickie pickie\\
one of the worst dates ever. but i also meet girls at bars and shows, but i've been really busy lately.
at least you did not wake up to a morning without a penis. -
2018-07-22 at 7:54 PM UTC
Originally posted by Bill Krozby actually i think you'd take me on a date and he'd act like a total flirtatious faggot and when i say thx for the meal and brew i will walk away and then you will stand in front of your bathroom mirror teary eyed by way of god demanding why he fucking made you like that.
by 'date' i meant tie you up in the gimp box and plunder your orifices until they are ruined to the point of never functioning again in their originally intended role -
2018-07-22 at 7:54 PM UTC
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2018-07-22 at 7:59 PM UTC
