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  1. #21
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by infinityshock youre a faggot

    go skinny dip in a flood you nigger fag
  2. #22
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby depends on the girl. personally i have dark hair and get laid really easily

    The majority of chicks prefer brown/black hair... brown eyes and olive skin.
  3. #23
    joerell African Astronaut [twine our circinate supersymmetry]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby this, i probably get laid more than anyone here. though since my gf left me and i've been busy with working / doing drugs I haven't gotten as much of that ass pussy as I usually do.

    I hear you...doing drugs sure gets in the way of getting laid. Pretty hard when you OD or can't stand up to make it to the bed. Forget about BJ's...I'm sure you won't be able to get it up.
  4. #24
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by jedi_darryl I know right hehe *snorts* *drools*

    you poor retard

    go gnaw on some crayons
  5. #25
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby go skinny dip in a flood you nigger fag

    you should consult with someone who isnt a full-time junkie before you post something that you think is clever...when its not.

    youre an idiot
  6. #26
    jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    Originally posted by infinityshock you poor retard

    go gnaw on some crayons


    I'd rather fuck a goat.
  7. #27
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by jedi_darryl I'd rather fuck a goat.

    im sure you have
  8. #28
    The best way to get laid is to go to a park and watch people make out and ask if you can join
  9. #29
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by infinityshock you should consult with someone who isnt a full-time junkie before you post something that you think is clever…when its not.

    youre an idiot

    thats really rich coming from a chicken hawk who's been banned from multiple forums for literal faggotry. please go skinny dip in a lake fire and die? Please?
  10. #30
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    i'd get on tinder but im banned from fucking too much ass pussy
  11. #31
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby i'd get on tinder but im banned from fucking too much ass pussy

    Please tell me how to pick up chicks your age...im 40.
  12. #32
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby thats really rich coming from a chicken hawk who's been banned from multiple forums for literal faggotry. please go skinny dip in a lake fire and die? Please?

    its not faggotry if you cant say you love me because youre choking on my balls.

    lake fire. makes sense.
  13. #33
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by WellHung Please tell me how to pick up chicks your age…im 40.

    the same way he does: sneaking into the local poultry farm
  14. #34
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by WellHung Please tell me how to pick up chicks your age…im 40.

    im 31. i actually went on a date last night with a peutorican girl and tried speaking spanish and she tried speaking english. she hit me up because i made a dating profile, long story short she got frothy with me grabbing on her in public after i bought her a drink and a taco. she said it was hot outside and i invited to her to my place and she said she wouldn't do that, then i said well lets go to your friends place (she was on vacation here in austin she never mentioned that before i assumed she did because she mentioned she had a car) She ent up saying she doesn't like to go that far with someone she doesn't know, but is leaving wednesday...

    so i asked her for 40 dollars and I told her thank you and slapped her ass and left her at the quickie pickie\\

    one of the worst dates ever. but i also meet girls at bars and shows, but i've been really busy lately.
  15. #35
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby im 31. i actually went on a date last night with a peutorican girl and tried speaking spanish and she tried speaking english. she hit me up because i made a dating profile, long story short she got frothy with me grabbing on her in public after i bought her a drink and a taco. she said it was hot outside and i invited to her to my place and she said she wouldn't do that, then i said well lets go to your friends place (she was on vacation here in austin she never mentioned that before i assumed she did because she mentioned she had a car) She ent up saying she doesn't like to go that far with someone she doesn't know, but is leaving wednesday…

    so i asked her for 40 dollars and I told her thank you and slapped her ass and left her at the quickie pickie\\

    one of the worst dates ever. but i also meet girls at bars and shows, but i've been really busy lately.

    im going to take you on a date then when im finished with you, dump your unconscious carcass in the alley behind the local gay bar.
  16. #36
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by infinityshock im going to take you on a date then when im finished with you, dump your unconscious carcass in the alley behind the local gay bar.

    actually i think you'd take me on a date and he'd act like a total flirtatious faggot and when i say thx for the meal and brew i will walk away and then you will stand in front of your bathroom mirror teary eyed by way of god demanding why he fucking made you like that.
  17. #37
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby im 31. i actually went on a date last night with a peutorican girl and tried speaking spanish and she tried speaking english. she hit me up because i made a dating profile, long story short she got frothy with me grabbing on her in public after i bought her a drink and a taco. she said it was hot outside and i invited to her to my place and she said she wouldn't do that, then i said well lets go to your friends place (she was on vacation here in austin she never mentioned that before i assumed she did because she mentioned she had a car) She ent up saying she doesn't like to go that far with someone she doesn't know, but is leaving wednesday…

    so i asked her for 40 dollars and I told her thank you and slapped her ass and left her at the quickie pickie\\

    one of the worst dates ever. but i also meet girls at bars and shows, but i've been really busy lately.

    at least you did not wake up to a morning without a penis.
  18. #38
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby actually i think you'd take me on a date and he'd act like a total flirtatious faggot and when i say thx for the meal and brew i will walk away and then you will stand in front of your bathroom mirror teary eyed by way of god demanding why he fucking made you like that.

    by 'date' i meant tie you up in the gimp box and plunder your orifices until they are ruined to the point of never functioning again in their originally intended role
  19. #39
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by benny vader at least you did not wake up to a morning without a penis.

    he goes to bed and wakes up every day with a different penis in one or more of his orifices.
  20. #40
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by infinityshock he goes to bed and wakes up every day with a different penis in one or more of his orifices.

    thats a good sign.

    you only get to wake up with dicks still in you if your being loved.
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