The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention

1. 2018-07-03 at 5:53 AM UTC

   #1661
   

   Glokula's Homabla African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Lanny How about reading a book instead of russian snake oil?

   
   it didnt work for you
2. 2018-07-03 at 5:53 AM UTC

   #1662
   fanglekai Yung Blood
   fix the snake oil
3. 2018-07-03 at 5:55 AM UTC

   #1663
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

   Originally posted by Captain No I mean literally, do I just take a little pinch, put it in my mouth and swallow? I don't want to inject anything.

   
   you can usually buy it in capsules, makes things a lot easier since the dose is low milligrams
   
   not that you're likely to even notice if you eat too much
4. 2018-07-03 at 5:55 AM UTC

   #1664
   

   Glokula's Homabla African Astronaut
   lanny changed the thread title because whenever my intelligence level gets brought up it makes him feel worthless by comparison (he is). can you imagine dedicating your entire life to wanking academia bullshit just to realize you're still a fucking mongoloid compared to someone who smokes spice and slashes up his arm. if i was him i would probably kill myself
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5. 2018-07-03 at 5:55 AM UTC

   #1665
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage

   Originally posted by Glokula's Homabla it didnt work for you

   
   Nor for anyone who didn't have a brain injury to start with. But given what counts for evidence in nootropic circles that might be a sizable part of the target demographic.
6. 2018-07-03 at 5:57 AM UTC

   #1666
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

   Originally posted by Lanny How about reading a book instead of russian snake oil?

   
   wut
   
   I don't know about neurogenesis but it's well-enough tested (if overprescribed) in Russia and seems to be more active than most of the racetams
7. 2018-07-03 at 5:57 AM UTC

   #1667
   

   Glokula's Homabla African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Lanny Nor for anyone who didn't have a brain injury to start with. But given what counts for evidence in nootropic circles that might be a sizable part of the target demographic.

   
   what counts for evidence to you is the equivalent of ancient chakra spirit crystal talk by autistic greek men
8. 2018-07-03 at 6 AM UTC

   #1668
   

   Glokula's Homabla African Astronaut
   b-b-but thats equivalent to the scientific process!!1!
9. 2018-07-03 at 6:02 AM UTC

   #1669
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage

   Originally posted by aldra wut
   
   I don't know about neurogenesis but it's well-enough tested (if overprescribed) in Russia and seems to be more active than most of the racetams

   
   Do you know of any clinical evidence of it producing measurable effects in healthy adults?
10. 2018-07-03 at 6:06 AM UTC

    #1670
    

    Glokula's Homabla African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Lanny Do you know of any clinical evidence of it producing measurable effects in healthy adults?

    
    all antidepressant mechanisms indirectly act through the neurogenesis they cause. nice dunning-kruger, bro
11. 2018-07-03 at 6:14 AM UTC

    #1671
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

    Originally posted by Lanny Do you know of any clinical evidence of it producing measurable effects in healthy adults?

    
    yeah, but there's very little in english so it'd take a fair bit of effort to go digging again
12. 2018-07-03 at 6:17 AM UTC

    #1672
    

    Glokula's Homabla African Astronaut
    i wonder how much noopept lanny would need to use to learn the formula called google(xnootropic + placebo controlled trial) = evidence
13. 2018-07-03 at 6:19 AM UTC

    #1673
    

    Glokula's Homabla African Astronaut
    or this really obscure website called examine.com which compiles all the evidence for you https://examine.com/supplements/noopept/
    
    and yeah, noopept has a low level of evidence compared to many other nootropics. clearly every nootropic is exactly the same, even in terms of the research done for it
14. 2018-07-03 at 7:10 AM UTC

    #1674
    

    Lanny Bird of Courage

    Originally posted by Glokula's Homabla all antidepressant mechanisms indirectly act through the neurogenesis they cause. nice dunning-kruger, bro

    
    literally meaningless
    
    
    
    

    Originally posted by Glokula's Homabla or this really obscure website called examine.com which compiles all the evidence for you https://examine.com/supplements/noopept/
    
    and yeah, noopept has a low level of evidence compared to many other nootropics. clearly every nootropic is exactly the same, even in terms of the research done for it

    
    Highlighted at the top of the examine (lol) article:
    
    

    In essence, it appears to be a buffed up version of Piracetam. Piracetam itself had pretty weak evidence for cognitive enhancement in healthy persons (where it occurred, but fairly unreliably so and not to a large degree) and although Noopept has potential to succeed where Piracetam failed this needs to be investigated further.

15. 2018-07-03 at 7:12 AM UTC

    #1675
    

    Lanny Bird of Courage

    Originally posted by Glokula's Homabla or this really obscure website called examine.com which compiles all the evidence for you https://examine.com/supplements/noopept/
    
    and yeah, noopept has a low level of evidence compared to many other nootropics. clearly every nootropic is exactly the same, even in terms of the research done for it

    
    Literally try searching for that. The first page is 100% irrelevant or garbage lol.
    
    You have no critical thinking skills sploo.
16. 2018-07-03 at 7:14 AM UTC

    #1676
    

    Lanny Bird of Courage

    Originally posted by aldra yeah, but there's very little in english so it'd take a fair bit of effort to go digging again

    
    Do you read the language(s) the literature is written in?
17. 2018-07-03 at 7:17 AM UTC

    #1677
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    no, most of the interesting stuff on neopets is in Russian* - I just fed the abstracts into google translate to see if the paper would be worth going through, then doing the rest if it was
    
    even if there are plenty of syntactical mistakes, the translations are surprisingly readable nowadays
    
    *they prescribe it for virtually any psychological condition, lol
18. 2018-07-03 at 7:17 AM UTC

    #1678
    

    Glokula's Homabla African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Lanny literally meaningless
    
    
    
    
    
    Literal highlighted at the top of the examine (lol) article:

    
    https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3155214/ for first quote
    
    did you almost every USA approved psychiatric medication is also this "where it occurred, but fairly unreliably so and not to a large degree"
    
    as in, minor but statistically significant effects
    
    and then, wow we have two nootropics noopept and piracetam with weak-moderate effects (mild = not at all obviously). i didnt know there were 2 nootropics. i thought there were hundreds known or maybe thousands.
    
    what would have an absolutely extremely statistically significant effect would be smoked 7 grams of crack at once and then typing an essay. but people arent looking to fucking rock their minds they're looking for something subtle with benefits, hence a mild-moderate statistical significance.
    
    im not going to argue with you any more because you're a total retard
19. 2018-07-03 at 7:21 AM UTC

    #1679
    

    Glokula's Homabla African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Lanny Literally try searching for that. The first page is 100% irrelevant or garbage lol.
    
    You have no critical thinking skills sploo.

    
    "i wonder how much noopept lanny would need to use to learn the formula called google(xnootropic + placebo controlled trial) = evidence"
    
    so you think that because i used noopept in the first part of the sentence, when i said "xnootropic" which was clearly a way of expressing a variable, it means the the variable must be NOOPEPT, even though i said afterwards that noopept has weak evidence. xnootropics tooootally couldnt mean every other nootropic in existence. but as an anecdotal report, it worked for me. so i guess its snake oil because 75 stage III clinical trials havent been done on it. stop making these terrible assumptions you fucking dumbass
20. 2018-07-03 at 7:27 AM UTC

    #1680
    

    Lanny Bird of Courage

    Originally posted by Glokula's Homabla https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3155214/ for first quote
    
    did you almost every USA approved psychiatric medication is also this (where it occurred, but fairly unreliably so and not to a large degree)
    
    as in, minor but statistically significant effects
    
    and then, wow we have two nootropics noopept and piracetam with weak-moderate effects (mild = not at all obviously). i didnt know there were 2 nootropics. i thought there were hundreds known or maybe thousands.
    
    what would have an absolutely extremely statistically significant effect would be smoked 7 grams of crack at once and then typing an essay. but people arent looking to fucking rock their minds they're looking for something subtle with benefits, hence a mild-moderate statistical significance.
    
    im not going to argue with you any more because you're a total retard

    
    Your post is a nearly unparsable stream of consciousness that fails to make any real argument. All I'm seeing is apologetics for no good clinical results in healthy adults. Until you figure out how to come up with those, what you have is snake oil as far as a consumer should be concerned.