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  1. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Solstice I ran into an old friend after years of no contact and as soon as he learned I had a stable job and some money he's been trying to hit me up almost daily with sob stories asking for money or asking if I want to match a crack rock despite knowing I don't fuck with that shit. Fiends know no boundaries.

    Aye yo, I saw my man the other day he say he need a handout
    Said he had some live and some boy but it ran out
    His partner had a number, but connections didn't pan out
    And every other road he dialed was looking like the same route
    Told him he could blame it on the cocaine drought
    Since the boys got arraigned and all the names came out
    Now I don't know nobody dealing, sitting on the steps
    By the library building, busted him a short
    Then I asked about his children, told me he ain't seen 'em
    Since they momma tried to kill him, laughed and told the homie
    "I forgot about that shit, she caught you in the crib
    Rollin' off in a fat bitch, tried to pull the heater
    But you hid under the mattress and jumped out the window
    Butt naked, it was classic" I paused
    Cuz my homie wasn't laughing with me
    So I tried to switch the topic up casually
    He exhaled smoke and threw his hat in the street
    Said, "Playa, I don't understand what happened to me
    Remember how I used to live extravagantly
    White Jays, scuff free, with immaculate steez
    Stacked Gs, cop keys like they was practically free
    Now I'm scrambling these streets in this raggedy tee"
  2. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by hydromorphone treatment for what? and what are you being tested for, and why? Just curious.

    I don't like to drink, honestly. Sure, I went through my teen drinking phase, but that's it, and I got over even that pretty quick, all things considered. I've never been in a bar and had a legal drink over the age of 21 (plenty when I was 16-18). I never went in and bought alcohol for myself or anyone else until I was 26. I never had been in a bar since I was around 18, until last year, and even then I only had a coke to drink. The few drinks I've had to drink in the last 2 years are only because I was taking care of an alcoholic, and he begged me to have a mixed drink with him from time to time.

    Famous menu guy pussy licked all the time
  3. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by Narc That prolly coz you know shit about drugs.


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    Guy who thinks the opioid crisis is propaganda^

    Please, tell me the difference between CYP450, CYP3A4, and CYP2D6.
  4. Originally posted by ohfralala Oh great. Now I’ll end up with abandonment Daddy issues on top of two Dad probs.

    I feel like Britney Spears in 07.

    Crnge
  5. Originally posted by GGG Guy who thinks the opioid crisis is propaganda^

    Please, tell me the difference between CYP450, CYP3A4, and CYP2D6.

    Crng hardr
  6. Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by GGG Guy who thinks the opioid crisis is propaganda^

    Please, tell me the difference between CYP450, CYP3A4, and CYP2D6.

    The government
  7. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by mashlehash Famous menu guy pussy licked all the time

    My nigga WHAT
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  8. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by GGG Guy who thinks the opioid crisis is propaganda^

    Please, tell me the difference between CYP450, CYP3A4, and CYP2D6.

    Thanks for my homework tonight.

    Cyp450 is the general name for a bunch of enzyme proteins in the liver. It's actually the entire family of different enzymes, so called because of some shit having to do with the wavelength at which you're able to observe the enzymes under blah blah blah.

    But cyp2d6 and cyp3a4 are two distinct enzymes in that family, responsible for metabolizing a huge number of the different drugs and stuff we take. These are hemeproteins, - so called because of their iron based heme group which I know little else about. Which explains why the junkie girl I met could inhale massive amounts of opiates. Her disease- porphyria- has something to do with malformation of heme in the body, so she probably couldn't produce cyp3a4 to turn those opiates into shit that would've caused a recognizable "high".

    Bam.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  9. Ghost Black Hole
    You can tell someone is a fake drug user when they start pulling out wikipedia science to make it seem like they have knowledge and experience with psychoactive substances beyond what they read on r/drugnerds
  10. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Its cool rite? Some people can take codeine but oxycodone doesn't work as well. This is what makes all the difference. High levels of cyp450 enzymes are what causes dudes like bradleyb93 not to feel opiates at all.
  11. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by Ghost You can tell someone is a fake drug user when they start pulling out wikipedia science to make it seem like they have knowledge and experience with psychoactive substances beyond what they read on r/drugnerds

    You can tell when somebody is insecure in themselves when they post like this

    Gotta bolster your ego up somehow I guess
  12. Originally posted by GGG You can tell when somebody is insecure in themselves when they post like this

    Gotta bolster your ego up somehow I guess

    Creeeeeeeeeeenge
  13. Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by GGG Its cool rite? Some people can take codeine but oxycodone doesn't work as well. This is what makes all the difference. High levels of cyp450 enzymes are what causes dudes like bradleyb93 not to feel opiates at all.

    that loser doesn't do real drugs just like you
  14. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Ghost You can tell someone is a fake drug user when they start pulling out wikipedia science to make it seem like they have knowledge and experience with psychoactive substances beyond what they read on r/drugnerds

    Tbf, 95% of the real drug users (certified)that I know- don't know jack shit about drugs on the internet. They just know that methadone rots your bones, cartels cut cocaine with China white heroin to hook more users, and if you take acid, if you crack your knuckles years later you can have a fucked up flashback bc it releasez the acid in ur jointz.

    I would call them fake drug users to their face, but I can't see their faces behind the gigantic knots of gross scar tissue over every single blood vessel in their body.
  15. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    I never pretend to know anything about anything. That's why everyone cums to me for advice.
  16. Goy Division Yung Blood
    I know what I dont know
  17. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Goy Division I know what I dont know

    That's good that you know that.
  18. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Hola mi compas.

    What's happening?
  19. Narc Space Nigga [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Sophie Hola mi compas.

    What's happening?

    Hopefully §m£ÂgØL will do the flabby ripple for us.


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  20. Narc Space Nigga [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Anyway hey soph, how you been?


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