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  1. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Zanick you should dig him out with a crucifix

    It is yo love bay-bay!
  2. Glokula's Homabla African Astronaut
    maria

    maryia

    marryia

    marryhah

    marryhar

    marryher

    https://www.reddit.com/r/iamatotalpieceofshit/comments/9pnrro/ganging_up_on_a_girl_in_an_elevator_because_her/
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  3. Glokula's Homabla African Astronaut
    POSTING PI!!!!!!!!!

    My Name Is Eight Six
  4. RestStop Space Nigga
    ^ I want to poof your cousin.
  5. aldra Dark Matter [my considered impending distributor]
    https://5newsonline.com/2018/10/18/arkansas-woman-wearing-cow-costume-arrested-for-shoplifting-tells-officer-suck-a-pink-cow-udder

    After Curry was detained and was being searched by officers, she allegedly “stuck out her stomach area and told me I could ‘suck a pink cow udder,'” one of the arresting officers said.
  6. Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    hell yeah
  7. Lanny virtuosic jazz vampire
    Originally posted by aldra https://5newsonline.com/2018/10/18/arkansas-woman-wearing-cow-costume-arrested-for-shoplifting-tells-officer-suck-a-pink-cow-udder

  8. Item 9 African Astronaut
    Any of you shitfuckers that have mega-millions sold in your state, buy a few tickets., its over a fuckin billion. If you win remeber who reminded you to buy the ticket 💩
  9. Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    Originally posted by Item 9 Any of you shitfuckers that have mega-millions sold in your state, buy a few tickets., its over a fuckin billion. If you win remeber who reminded you to buy the ticket 💩

    if you buy a lottery ticket im going to make fun of you
  10. CASPER victim of incest [the evaporated ball-shaped sclk]
    even if you know youre not going to win, $2 is asmall price to pay to have hope in something for a couple hours.
  11. Ghost Dark Matter [fabulously attend this hattiesburg]
    Lottery is a scam
  12. mmQ motherfucker
    Think of the rush you'd get if you knew you WOULD win and then you walk up to the counter and don't buy the ticket, then you just sit there waiting, knowing what could've been, waiting until they read off the numbers which you knew would've matched yours, gritting your teeth with a wry smile, beads of sweat dripping down your face, watching hundreds of millions of dollars of what could've been.. should've been..yours.

    And then you just walk to your mini fridge, grab a Milwaukees Best Ice, a cheese sandwich, adjust your TV rabbit ears and bask in what you've just allowed to happen.
  13. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Ghost Lottery is a scam

    You have about as much chance of winning as having a whale fall on your head ten miles from the beach.
  14. Item 9 African Astronaut
    Yeah but what if I actually did win a billion dollars lol.
  15. Ghost Dark Matter [fabulously attend this hattiesburg]
    Lottery is all based off a random generated seed affected by your gamecubes clock.

  16. Item 9 African Astronaut
    ^ for mega-millions they use actual balls
  17. mmQ motherfucker
    Originally posted by Item 9 ^ for mega-millions they use actual balls

    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  18. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Ghost Life is a scam

    Agreed.
  19. Ghost Dark Matter [fabulously attend this hattiesburg]
    Originally posted by Item 9 ^ for mega-millions they use actual balls

    Yeah, Weighted balls.
  20. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by mmQ Think of the rush you'd get if you knew you WOULD win and then you walk up to the counter and don't buy the ticket, then you just sit there waiting, knowing what could've been, waiting until they read off the numbers which you knew would've matched yours, gritting your teeth with a wry smile, beads of sweat dripping down your face, watching hundreds of millions of dollars of what could've been.. should've been..yours.

    And then you just walk to your mini fridge, grab a Milwaukees Best Ice, a cheese sandwich, adjust your TV rabbit ears and bask in what you've just allowed to happen.

    That sounds like...the worst fucking feeling ever. Of course I'm certain that's what you were going for.
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