After Curry was detained and was being searched by officers, she allegedly “stuck out her stomach area and told me I could ‘suck a pink cow udder,'” one of the arresting officers said.
Any of you shitfuckers that have mega-millions sold in your state, buy a few tickets., its over a fuckin billion. If you win remeber who reminded you to buy the ticket 💩
Rizzo in a box
African Astronaut
[the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
Originally posted by Item 9
Any of you shitfuckers that have mega-millions sold in your state, buy a few tickets., its over a fuckin billion. If you win remeber who reminded you to buy the ticket 💩
if you buy a lottery ticket im going to make fun of you
Think of the rush you'd get if you knew you WOULD win and then you walk up to the counter and don't buy the ticket, then you just sit there waiting, knowing what could've been, waiting until they read off the numbers which you knew would've matched yours, gritting your teeth with a wry smile, beads of sweat dripping down your face, watching hundreds of millions of dollars of what could've been.. should've been..yours.
And then you just walk to your mini fridge, grab a Milwaukees Best Ice, a cheese sandwich, adjust your TV rabbit ears and bask in what you've just allowed to happen.
Originally posted by mmQ
Think of the rush you'd get if you knew you WOULD win and then you walk up to the counter and don't buy the ticket, then you just sit there waiting, knowing what could've been, waiting until they read off the numbers which you knew would've matched yours, gritting your teeth with a wry smile, beads of sweat dripping down your face, watching hundreds of millions of dollars of what could've been.. should've been..yours.
And then you just walk to your mini fridge, grab a Milwaukees Best Ice, a cheese sandwich, adjust your TV rabbit ears and bask in what you've just allowed to happen.
That sounds like...the worst fucking feeling ever. Of course I'm certain that's what you were going for.
