2018-10-04 at 6:54 AM UTC
Originally posted by -SpectraL
Daily "HUUUGE" updates on a ticker.
"McDonald's Filet-o-Fish sandwich is, without a doubt, a shining example of American ingenuity, quality, incredible deal making, and efficiency. To take bits of a thousand different slimy sea creatures that would cause God himself to turn away in shame and disgust- an ability known to only Diane Feinstein- and to make a top-tier, delicious, nutritious sandwich of it..... A real American success story. A story of WINNERS."
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2018-10-04 at 9:32 AM UTC
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
"I just came for the fishsticks."
2018-10-04 at 2:04 PM UTC
Originally posted by Sudo
My house is being super fucking hard on me. Accusing me of lying and making me tell them everywhere I go and all kinda shit. They're really trying to send me back but I ain't gonna slip nahmean. Literally telling me to break up with my woman and accusing me of living elaborate multi layers lies. If I don't post here for a bit assume I'm gone for 2 years. I love you all and hope you all the very best
Your house is talking to you? Wtf are you on
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2018-10-04 at 9:06 PM UTC
What happened to the other half?
2018-10-05 at 2:38 PM UTC
Pretty sure this is the most depressing picture I've ever taken
Happy Birthday to me. Here's to it being the last.
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2018-10-05 at 2:40 PM UTC
Really nice gun though. I was so fucked up when I bought it that I didn't even get the fucking model name right. Finally went and picked it up today. Dude at the gun shop wouldn't even look at me.
This thing just has the feel of quality to it.
Now to learn 1911 controls. I've only ever owned polymer handguns
Thanks, but I didn't mean to imply I was killing myself, just that I bought a new gun and hope I don't make it another year
Hopefully that's not how my post came across
2018-10-05 at 3:03 PM UTC
You should exit in a national park somewhere easy to find and pm me the latitude and longitude. It really is a nice gun
2018-10-05 at 4:33 PM UTC
I think an hero heroin shot has to be the best way to do it. I thought about always keeping a couple grams as insurance in case I ever got into a situation where I would end up in a nursing home for the rest of my life. I don't trust myself enough to do that though.
2018-10-05 at 5:05 PM UTC
I did a whole gram in a month with no tolerance and the most fucked up I got was puking every morning for a week which also happened when I ran out.
But really good opiates do that to me anyways just in varying degrees.
Fentanyl makes me puke a lot more and carfentanil is a non stop vomit fest for me. God bless that zero opiate tolerance.
Fuck Crouton users