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  1. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by the pat-man donald better start shitposting on that presidential alert shit can you imagine the ass pain that would cause?

    Daily "HUUUGE" updates on a ticker.
  2. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Daily "HUUUGE" updates on a ticker.

    "McDonald's Filet-o-Fish sandwich is, without a doubt, a shining example of American ingenuity, quality, incredible deal making, and efficiency. To take bits of a thousand different slimy sea creatures that would cause God himself to turn away in shame and disgust- an ability known to only Diane Feinstein- and to make a top-tier, delicious, nutritious sandwich of it..... A real American success story. A story of WINNERS."
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  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by CASPER "McDonald's Filet-o-Fish sandwich is, without a doubt, a shining example of American ingenuity, quality, incredible deal making, and efficiency. To take bits of a thousand different slimy sea creatures that would cause God himself to turn away in shame and disgust- an ability known to only Diane Feinstein- and to make a top-tier, delicious, nutritious sandwich of it….. A real American success story. A story of WINNERS."

    Did he say that? Did you come up with that yourself?

    We make the GREATEST FILET OF FISH..

    I remember r when I was kid I'd go to McDonald's and my dad always said FISH Filet. That was our thing.

    " I'll take a fish filet and... son what do you want?"

    Me with high pitched voice "ahhh I wanna fish filet too!"

    They always put way too much tartar sauce on them fags and we scraped it off on the side of the box. Man I remember it like yesterday. I miss that guy.

    Bruce.

    Bruce Lee.

    Love him
  4. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    "I just came for the fishsticks."
  5. This has to be the most embarrassing list of citations I've ever read

    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alt-right#References
  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by -SpectraL "I just came for the fishsticks."

    Man, I love you.

    I don't know why
  7. Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Sudo My house is being super fucking hard on me. Accusing me of lying and making me tell them everywhere I go and all kinda shit. They're really trying to send me back but I ain't gonna slip nahmean. Literally telling me to break up with my woman and accusing me of living elaborate multi layers lies. If I don't post here for a bit assume I'm gone for 2 years. I love you all and hope you all the very best

    Your house is talking to you? Wtf are you on
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  8. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Ghost Your house is talking to you? Wtf are you on

    It's a halfway house.
  9. Ghost Black Hole
    What happened to the other half?
  10. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Ghost What happened to the other half?

    The other half is behind bars.
  11. Pretty sure this is the most depressing picture I've ever taken



    Happy Birthday to me. Here's to it being the last.
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  12. Really nice gun though. I was so fucked up when I bought it that I didn't even get the fucking model name right. Finally went and picked it up today. Dude at the gun shop wouldn't even look at me.

    This thing just has the feel of quality to it.

    Now to learn 1911 controls. I've only ever owned polymer handguns
  13. I sent you a message.
  14. Thanks, but I didn't mean to imply I was killing myself, just that I bought a new gun and hope I don't make it another year

    Hopefully that's not how my post came across
  15. Ghost Black Hole
    You should exit in a national park somewhere easy to find and pm me the latitude and longitude. It really is a nice gun
  16. Now I feel like I fucked up by posting about this.

    Oh well. If I had 100% made the decision to kill myself, I definitely wouldn't be posting about it. Some of you know why.



    Originally posted by Ghost You should exit in a national park somewhere easy to find and pm me the latitude and longitude. It really is a nice gun

    Will do
  17. I think an hero heroin shot has to be the best way to do it. I thought about always keeping a couple grams as insurance in case I ever got into a situation where I would end up in a nursing home for the rest of my life. I don't trust myself enough to do that though.
  18. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by DietPiano I think an hero heroin shot has to be the best way to do it. I thought about always keeping a couple grams as insurance in case I ever got into a situation where I would end up in a nursing home for the rest of my life. I don't trust myself enough to do that though.

    Just a point of pure heroin will kill a person dead.
  19. Ghost Black Hole
    I did a whole gram in a month with no tolerance and the most fucked up I got was puking every morning for a week which also happened when I ran out.

    But really good opiates do that to me anyways just in varying degrees.

    Fentanyl makes me puke a lot more and carfentanil is a non stop vomit fest for me. God bless that zero opiate tolerance.

    Fuck Crouton users
  20. Originally posted by -SpectraL Just a point of pure heroin will kill a person dead.

    Fukk

    I died 400 times.

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