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  1. RisiR † 29 Autism
    It kinda works for me but I overdo it sometimes and get dizzy and feel sick. I actually used to take it three times a day and never had a redose problem.
  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Do you normally get up at 8am?
  3. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Whoa... I'm still up. Currently taking a shit. It's FIFA time so I don't sleep.
  4. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I'm an idiot
  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Sudo I made a dribble in 5 hours and they might let me take the test in the morning after i take my flush kit or they might send me back to jail

    How badly do you have to piss right now?
  6. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by mmQ How badly do you have to piss right now?

    Not that bad I will soon tho
  7. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Sudo …The standard at an convenience store sells 100 packs of baggies for $5 or 3 for 10 to literally fuel the drug trade

    Now that's pure and unadulterated capitalism.
  8. stare rape African Astronaut (banned)
    Originally posted by DietPiano Does benzedrex show up on a drug test?

    Asking for a friend

    Never has for me. If it did, it would just be on one of those cheap dipstick tests, and when they send it to the lab it will come back negative



    Originally posted by Glokula's Homabla why does redosing Crouton never work?

    I've noticed this too. My best guess is the opioid antagonist effects of Crouton block out the opioid agonist effects of the next dose

    Same thing happens to me with most opioids though, so I don't know
  9. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Sudo Not that bad I will soon tho

    Maybe this is a stupid question, but if you're looking at prison time, why fuck around with (what exactly are you messing with currently?) . I've got frozen bags of piss in 3 different freezers. I still wonder if you use use a small gauge length of surgical tubing rubber banded to the base of your dick, and then squeeze legs together to squeeze out a bag, if out could fake it effectively.
  10. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Think in wit muh dik
  11. Originally posted by CASPER Maybe this is a stupid question, but if you're looking at prison time, why fuck around with (what exactly are you messing with currently?) . I've got frozen bags of piss in 3 different freezers. I still wonder if you use use a small gauge length of surgical tubing rubber banded to the base of your dick, and then squeeze legs together to squeeze out a bag, if out could fake it effectively.

    Gotta keep it corked somehow.
    Also,
    Don't rubber band your cock.

    Haven't made it to the cock doc yet, had to cancel my last appointment when I was at halfway haus, and it could be over a month beore I get another shot at seeing one. I DO have a referral from the ER doc so I should have an easier time this go around.

    I don't THINK it's getting any worse, it's still cocked ~35 degrees to the left and only sometimes uncomfortably kinked. No more priapisms thank God, but last time I said that I jiggered myself.
  12. cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
    L A N N Y how many posts does it take to close your threads on this site?

    How many threads have you closed thus far on this site?

    To what to you contribute your success in closing your threads on this site?
  13. Hrrpderp Fukcupocheer edition!
  14. Originally posted by cupocheer L A N N Y how many posts does it take to close your threads on this site?

    How many threads have you closed thus far on this site?

    To what to you contribute your success in closing your threads on this site?

    Go home
  15. RestStop Space Nigga
    Woke up at the horrific hour of 5 am BUT just put a few new sample orders in on some untested vendors and will probably be shardin' hard within 72 hours. #Howaniggalive, #Son
  16. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Why did you put a rubberband on your dick?
  17. Originally posted by CASPER Maybe this is a stupid question, but if you're looking at prison time, why fuck around with (what exactly are you messing with currently?) . I've got frozen bags of piss in 3 different freezers. I still wonder if you use use a small gauge length of surgical tubing rubber banded to the base of your dick, and then squeeze legs together to squeeze out a bag, if out could fake it effectively.
  18. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by RisiR † Why did you put a rubberband on your dick?

    To give it some twang.
  19. RestStop Space Nigga
    Oral medicine syringe rubberbanded unda ya dong, nigga!
  20. Goin to a Zanick-tier rehab in a few days (I think)











    They're trying to put me in their ages 12-25 center in a different city, which is nowhere near as nice, and I guarantee the one they want me in would be filled with court ordered high school kids.

    I'm refusing to let them put me there since I'm voluntarily going & private pay. I don't think they let court orders' go to the one I've picked either because I'm wholesome.

    Searching 444 emotional sex in the forest with herrn addicts!!

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