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  1. Originally posted by NARCassist considering the scale i would say they are definitely not chicken eggs. possibly quails eggs or some other really small bird.



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    That would be about as acceptable as eating chinese midget fetus
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  2. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by NARCassist anyway, i think its bollocks how they're trying to put the blame of this on me tbh. they didn't send some qualified plumber or professional here to examine everything properly and give a proper assessment. it was just a couple of the hostel staff stood at the door of my bathroom, hummed and hurred, and just said 'well i can't see anything wrong'. based on that they're deducing that i'm totally at fault here, fuck that. anything could have happened there for all any of us know. i mean this isn't like i've got up to have a piss and missed the toilet or was washing my hands and spilt a little water on the floor. this is a considerable amount of water that has ended up all over my floor. i can't imagine any reason what so ever why i would end up spilling that much water just using the bathroom for a piss while i was half asleep.



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    update on this story, you remember i told you that the guy down stairs is a fucking dirty kiddy fiddling nonce who abused a 4 year old? well it seems he's a fucking dirty informer too. i just had to go up to the house coz they have these fortnightly sessions where we discuss what options we have for moving on and any other problems you might need help with. the woman i have mine with, she was out at my flat last week and she commented that it smelt like weed in my flat. so today she starts asking me if i'm ok and do i need to access the drug clinic and shit. so i said what coz you mistakenly smelt weed in my flat. so came out and said 'so are you saying you haven't been asking people to get you heroin then?'. so i said 'what do you mean, has somebody said that?'. she started back tracking very quickly saying 'oh no its just if you were using again obviously you would be trying to get heroin and would be asking people to get it'. like what load of bollocks was that?

    there's only 2 people here who could possibly have told her that. one is the dirty pedo down stairs, the other is the crack head guy who is a pretty alright guy tbh, i know very well he wouldn't have told the staff that because he's using himself and he has scored for me a few times. like he's gonna do that then go and report that i'd asked him to score for me.

    what a truly disgusting human being. diddles four year olds and informs on the people he lives around, his next door neighbors and shit. what the fuck is with these people? do they expect to go on like that and for people to treat them well afterwards? like there is any chance in hell i'm gonna replace his tv and playstation now, lol.



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  3. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    oh yeah i forgot to mention last night he got drunk and was threatening the crack head guy with a golf club and a whole bunch of pigs turned up here. at one point i looked out my window which is right above the main door outside and saw two cops with tazers out commanding somebody to drop the weapon. they didn't fire off the tazers in the end tho unfortunately, lol.



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  4. Glokula's Homabla African Astronaut
    Originally posted by NARCassist considering the scale i would say they are definitely not chicken eggs. possibly quails eggs or some other really small bird.



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    lol dumbass

    is a quail egg 200 times smaller than a chicken?
  5. Glokula's Homabla African Astronaut
    stfu chicken diddler
  6. Rivotril Houston
    Originally posted by NARCassist you know its funny that i actually have a bottle of that for sale on ebay right now.



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    People still look for it?
  7. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Captain > too low IQ to tell with no effort

    Exactly. So spill the beans, faggot.
  8. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Rivotril People still look for it?

    its had 5 views, lol.



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  9. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Glokula's Homabla lol dumbass

    is a quail egg 200 times smaller than a chicken?

    quails eggs are pretty small so i wouldn't mind betting it was around 200, yeah.



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  10. Rivotril Houston
    Originally posted by NARCassist its had 5 views, lol.



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    Nice man, my grandma take this shit and it doesn't work.
  11. Rivotril Houston
    Originally posted by NARCassist quails eggs are pretty small so i wouldn't mind betting it was around 200, yeah.



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    Quail eggs used to be my breakfast and I used about 4-6 of them to equivaluate to a normal chicken egg.
  12. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    sesame street's on TV and they're singing about where you put a hat

    I think I'll watch snowpiercer again

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  13. RestStop Space Nigga
    Post man isn't even going hard anymore. Oh well I guess going an entire 8 days without meth isn't the end of the world.

    Edit : He may indeed be going hard. Time will tell!
  14. Lanny Bird of Courage
    we pass pussy around, that's G shit
  15. stare rape African Astronaut (banned)
    Damn, heroin withdrawals after only a week of use

    Very mild though, don't even notice unless I'm sitting still

    Guess I'll have to stay away from this shit. The only reason I was doing it in the first place:



    I also forgot how much fun it is poking yourself with needles, but the novelty has worn off now
  16. Damn. If I could go back to hitting and quitting H for like a week, I definately would, but I just do not trust myself at all having unused heroin (I don't crave T-PAIN or bupe) sitting in a drawer.

    I'm not awfully surprised that w/d hit in a week if you were a former user.. it does seem to start biting back after using everyday for about a week or so.

    I'm really neutral about needles. Always was. I'm not almost sexually attracted to them like some people, but I don't mind them. They're a means to an end.

    I have some virtual console GBC/GBA and super nintendo games I want to play on something with a dpad, I don't like emulating on PC very much. Feels kinda cold, y'know? Thinking about picking up a Switch, but they're still so friggin expensive and I think you gotta buy a fairly expensive storage card/hd to do it right. Might can that idea for now and think about a 3ds instead if they're fairly priced.
  17. Lanny Bird of Courage
    The switch is pretty dank although the game selection isn't all there yet and emulators running on the switch are still in a pretty much unusable state. I'm glad I picked one up but it does involve waiting on the ecosystem to come together a bit, which was the same thing in the DS days as well but now emulation support on the DS is GOAT.
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  18. Last night shortly before waking up I had what I can only describe as a seizure. I was coming out of a dream and then my consciousness shifted into my forehead as if I was looking straight into my dark room even though I was still sleeping.

    I got a headache before this intensely colorful static light and a high pitched whirring noise came over me.It grew and grew over the course of a few seconds to a very painful, electrical pulse, like my head was a circuit board with way too much electricity pouring in and overloading everything until it hit a loud, bright, peak and tapered off. That happened twice about 20 seconds and 20 seconds again, then I was "unlocked" from my head, woke up and was fine after a while.

    I don't know what the fuck that means, because I don't think seizure auras are supposed to be colorful like that, and pain during seizures is rare. My acute w/d is mostly done, although I'll give it a few more days before I promote myself to PAWS.

    Looking for bluefin tuna (fresh or in oil).

    Yellowfin>albacore>"light"

    Exotic food vendors?
  19. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Cool looking sky while I'm waiting for a bus home.



    Lokks like Sky's on fire.



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  20. Originally posted by Lanny The switch is pretty dank although the game selection isn't all there yet and emulators running on the switch are still in a pretty much unusable state. I'm glad I picked one up but it does involve waiting on the ecosystem to come together a bit, which was the same thing in the DS days as well but now emulation support on the DS is GOAT.

    Still waiting on Smash to drop before I buy it, I see no other reason to get the system yet tbh.

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