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  1. Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    Originally posted by POLECAT a washing machine , $100 bucks,, its nice and only 3 years old,, the wife wanted a smart washer so I got the not so smart washer

    Landlord Special is always the best one. Fuck all of those bells and whistles. just wash the fucking clothes, Woman
  2. Netflxchillr African Astronaut
    Another White floor lamp



    Got it half-off baiiiiiiiiiibeeeeee!
  3. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    so a buddy of mine got us new Keurig's last year and they both shit the bed on the same day
  4. A new LiPo battery for my 30yr old MP3 player off Aliexpress. I actually bought one a few weeks ago and it showed up yesterday but had a hole punched in the side of it which had leaked out some funky chemical smelling shit and melted a hole in the baggie it was in too.

    I got a refund and ordered another one so that's another 4 weeks to wait.

    I took my MP3 player with me to Kansas City a few weeks ago to listen to on the plane but the original battery died after about 10 mins of use.

    It's a tiny thing and convenient to use rather that fucking around loading audiobooks on my phone and running the battery in that down. Here's a pic of the punctured battery I got yesterday.



    Actually rather than a hole it looks like a tiny alien cat has scratched the fuck out of it.
  5. WellHung Black Hole
    a timeshare
  6. Originally posted by POLECAT so a buddy of mine got us new Keurig's last year and they both shit the bed on the same day

    Keurigs are the worst. Get a cuisinart.
  7. Kinkou Actually pretty straight [my uncorrupted problematic arianrod]
    I bought an Apple Pencil for the ipad present very nice falcon bf randomly sent
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  8. Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    Whats wrong with Keurig?

    You can even buy a tin pod to fill with your own ground coffee if you dont want to buy the plastic throw away coffees.
  9. Netflxchillr African Astronaut
    Some Nail supplies
    *nail files
    *nail tips
    *nail bling
    *nail glue
    *nail art display binder
  10. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Netflxchillr Some Nail supplies
    *nail files
    *nail tips
    *nail bling
    *nail glue
    *nail art display binder

    It sounds like you plan on getting nailed.
  11. I read it as Snail Supplies the first time. I was like, hey, the snails are going to be happy!
  12. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ I read it as Snail Supplies the first time. I was like, hey, the snails are going to be happy!

    Snails do not like being filed, glued, or displayed. Being capitalist they do enjoy being tipped.
  13. WellHung Black Hole
    A breast ripper & a judas cradle
  14. WellHung Black Hole
    10 shares of Nvidia
  15. The smile of a homeless person as I handed them a crisp $5 bill and a prepackaged southwestern salad (from Aldi).
  16. WellHung Black Hole
    A black dildo
  17. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    chicken and cherries
  18. Originally posted by WellHung A black dildo

    Why not a white dildo? I don't get it.
  19. Charles Ex Machina African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Why not a white dildo? I don't get it.

    because he enjoy fucking niggers
  20. Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina because he enjoy fucking niggers

    Wouldn't it be a black fleshlight then?
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