what's the last thing you bought?

1. 2024-07-31 at 7:20 AM UTC

   #9521
   Lanny Lanny African Astronaut

   Originally posted by POLECAT a washing machine , $100 bucks,, its nice and only 3 years old,, the wife wanted a smart washer so I got the not so smart washer

   
   Landlord Special is always the best one. Fuck all of those bells and whistles. just wash the fucking clothes, Woman
2. 2024-07-31 at 8:19 AM UTC

   #9522
   Netflxchillr African Astronaut
   Another White floor lamp
   
   
   
   Got it half-off baiiiiiiiiiibeeeeee!
3. 2024-07-31 at 12:15 PM UTC

   #9523
   

   POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
   so a buddy of mine got us new Keurig's last year and they both shit the bed on the same day
4. 2024-07-31 at 12:56 PM UTC

   #9524
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   A new LiPo battery for my 30yr old MP3 player off Aliexpress. I actually bought one a few weeks ago and it showed up yesterday but had a hole punched in the side of it which had leaked out some funky chemical smelling shit and melted a hole in the baggie it was in too.
   
   I got a refund and ordered another one so that's another 4 weeks to wait.
   
   I took my MP3 player with me to Kansas City a few weeks ago to listen to on the plane but the original battery died after about 10 mins of use.
   
   It's a tiny thing and convenient to use rather that fucking around loading audiobooks on my phone and running the battery in that down. Here's a pic of the punctured battery I got yesterday.
   
   
   
   Actually rather than a hole it looks like a tiny alien cat has scratched the fuck out of it.
5. 2024-07-31 at 9:17 PM UTC

   #9525
   WellHung Black Hole
   a timeshare
6. 2024-07-31 at 9:35 PM UTC

   #9526
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by POLECAT so a buddy of mine got us new Keurig's last year and they both shit the bed on the same day

   
   Keurigs are the worst. Get a cuisinart.
7. 2024-07-31 at 9:56 PM UTC

   #9527
   

   Kinkou Actually pretty straight [my uncorrupted problematic arianrod]
   I bought an Apple Pencil for the ipad present very nice falcon bf randomly sent
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Bradley
8. 2024-08-01 at 2:57 AM UTC

   #9528
   Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
   Whats wrong with Keurig?
   
   You can even buy a tin pod to fill with your own ground coffee if you dont want to buy the plastic throw away coffees.
9. 2024-08-05 at 4:12 PM UTC

   #9529
   Netflxchillr African Astronaut
   Some Nail supplies
   *nail files
   *nail tips
   *nail bling
   *nail glue
   *nail art display binder
10. 2024-08-05 at 10:50 PM UTC

    #9530
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Netflxchillr Some Nail supplies
    *nail files
    *nail tips
    *nail bling
    *nail glue
    *nail art display binder

    
    It sounds like you plan on getting nailed.
11. 2024-08-05 at 10:52 PM UTC

    #9531
    

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
    I read it as Snail Supplies the first time. I was like, hey, the snails are going to be happy!
12. 2024-08-05 at 11:09 PM UTC

    #9532
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ I read it as Snail Supplies the first time. I was like, hey, the snails are going to be happy!

    
    Snails do not like being filed, glued, or displayed. Being capitalist they do enjoy being tipped.
13. 2024-08-06 at 3:47 PM UTC

    #9533
    WellHung Black Hole
    A breast ripper & a judas cradle
14. 2024-08-07 at 1:47 PM UTC

    #9534
    WellHung Black Hole
    10 shares of Nvidia
15. 2024-08-07 at 1:49 PM UTC

    #9535
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    The smile of a homeless person as I handed them a crisp $5 bill and a prepackaged southwestern salad (from Aldi).
16. 2024-08-07 at 11:11 PM UTC

    #9536
    WellHung Black Hole
    A black dildo
17. 2024-08-08 at 1:46 AM UTC

    #9537
    

    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    chicken and cherries
18. 2024-08-08 at 3:03 AM UTC

    #9538
    

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

    Originally posted by WellHung A black dildo

    
    Why not a white dildo? I don't get it.
19. 2024-08-08 at 2:31 PM UTC

    #9539
    Charles Ex Machina Space Nigga

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Why not a white dildo? I don't get it.

    
    because he enjoy fucking niggers
20. 2024-08-08 at 5:15 PM UTC

    #9540
    

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina because he enjoy fucking niggers

    
    Wouldn't it be a black fleshlight then?