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  1. Charles Ex Machina African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson It's actual like an umbrella, the handle part in the photo of it here is just floating in space…but obviously in practice the thing just falls down because there's nothing to hold it up…clearly only for use in ZeroG environment.


    Fuck Temu!


    i just use cardboard boxes
  2. Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina i just use cardboard boxes

    ...to travel and live in...yes we know.
  3. Or use whip cream and you get to lick it off after.
  4. Charles Ex Machina African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson …to travel and live in…yes we know.

    feeling better ?
  5. Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina feeling better ?

    Yas kween, 5 mins till I leave
  6. Charles Ex Machina African Astronaut
    nice cope
  7. thanks, It gets me through another day above ground.
  8. Charles Ex Machina African Astronaut
    i c they dont have underground parking in your area,
  9. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    2 lobsters a bag of shrimps and other not so special stuff fur my gut
  10. If they weren't shrimps, they mightened of been so unlucky.
  11. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson It's actual like an umbrella, the handle part in the photo of it here is just floating in space…but obviously in practice the thing just falls down because there's nothing to hold it up…clearly only for use in ZeroG environment.


    Fuck Temu!


    Bro you cannot be fucking serious. I better not ever catch you on here calling anybody a moron ever again.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  12. Charles Ex Machina African Astronaut
    Originally posted by frala Bro you cannot be fucking serious. I better not ever catch you on here calling anybody a moron ever again.

    he have yet to discover suction cup technology
  13. I still cannot believe that nigga bought an umbrella for the inside of his car.
  14. Originally posted by frala I still cannot believe that nigga bought an umbrella for the inside of his car.

    I know its bad luck to open one inside...but I like to confirm things for myself rather than rely on what granny told me when I was a tiddlywink
  15. btw it was actually free...spend $3000 and get a free gift etc...what a deal!
  16. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I know its bad luck to open one inside…but I like to confirm things for myself rather than rely on what granny told me when I was a whippersnapper
  17. WellHung Black Hole
    Sardines
  18. Netflxchillr African Astronaut
    ingredients for street tacos
    limes
    Onion
    Cabbage
    Cilantro 🌿
  19. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    3.5 sections of staging, 3 walk boards 2'x 8', screw jacks and base platforms for the staging for 600 bucks an 036 and a 044 stihl chain saws for 270 for both an older heavy duty battery charger that is like the ones from older service stations for 175 bucks,
    2 rakes and a shovel
  20. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
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