what's the last thing you bought?

1. 2022-12-23 at 6:38 PM UTC

   #8221
   

   Bradley Black Hole

   Originally posted by allmedsuk Eye care should be an essential part of our health regimen and should never be ignored. While we undoubtedly take numerous measures to keep in shape, we usually overlook our eye health. Our eyes are the sole sense organs that provide us the ability to observe and understand the world. We may experience several issues if our vision is impaired. So it is important that we look after the health of our eyes. Eye-related issues including glaucoma and thinning eyelashes can be treated with the medication Latisse, which is offered for sale on Allmedsuk.com.
   https://allmedsuk.com/

   
   eye dont' know if eye believe all that.
2. 2022-12-31 at 6:42 AM UTC

   #8222
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
   Registration and full coverage for my 2006 Ford F450 with a 5 ton lift dump bed and a 2014 Big Tex 14000 GVWR flatbed trailer, and a 1968 CASE 580 backhoe.
   
   I stole the backhoe for just $2000.00. It has all new hydraulic hoses as well as documentation of $5000 worth of maintenance records from the period between 2014 and 2019. He passed in 2019 and his widow didn't know what to do with it.
   
   It wouldn't start but it cranked great with the battery charged. Now usually these are diesel. But this one is actually a 4 cylinder gas engine. So since it cranked over it seemed mechanically sound and it turned out I was correct on that.
   
   I knew it had to be something simple with either fuel or electric. I located a rebuild kit for the carb and rebuilt the carb but it still wouldn't start. I was getting sparked from the coil I was getting sparked in the distributor. But I wasn't getting sparked to the plugs.
   
   So I bought new plug wires and still no spark to the plugs. Then I stop getting sparked to the distributor cap. So I bought a new distributor cap and they gave me the wrong one.
   
   Then I tried the old distributor cap again just for shits and giggles and all of a sudden I had spark to the plugs.
   
   At this point it started but it wouldn't stay running. It wasn't getting proper fuel. Long story short I rebuilt the carburetor 2 more times with gasket material. I was still getting leaking an error leaking an air sucking in to the carburetor around the seals.
   
   I was just about to order a whole new carburetor. In the last ditch effort I started searching for videos on that particular carburetor. Here it turns out there was a manufacturer's defect in the material the carburetor itself was made from.
   
   It was just a short 5 minute video the guy explained that the bowl section of the carb would warp over time. He also explained that there was no point in buying a new one because they never corrected the problem and the new replacements were still made from the same flawed material.
   
   All I had to do was place sandpaper on a flat surface. Then rub the bowl on the sandpaper to flatten/unwarp where it seals to the upper section. After that it starts 1st time every time.
   
   Due to sitting out the hot Arizona sun for 3 years on used the tires are iffy. So it's gonna rub me about another $1200 for new rubber. But when it's all said and done I'll have about a $10000 back code for about $5000.
   
   I've got a partner and we are starting a small surface management company. Clearing land, building dirt roads, laying down gravel in people's driveways with the box blade and dump truck,and stuff like that.
   
   My partner's 1st name starts with B and as you all know my and starts with D. So we are going to call the company BD Surface Management.
   
   BDSM We will beat your dirt until it does what you want.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • RIPtotse
3. 2022-12-31 at 9:47 AM UTC

   #8223
   RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
   Best business name/slogan ever.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Speedy Parker
4. 2022-12-31 at 11:40 AM UTC

   #8224
   

   jerryb African Astronaut
   Just a heads up Speedy Parker, my old instructor said the best way to find a flat surface for sanding is a piece of glass.
5. 2022-12-31 at 6:56 PM UTC

   #8225
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
   I used a slab of marble from an old cutting board. But glass is a good idea also.
6. 2023-01-01 at 1:01 AM UTC

   #8226
   

   POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
   diesel for the tractor
7. 2023-01-01 at 1:19 AM UTC

   #8227
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   Fresh gas for the chain saw and snowblower.
   Chain saw needs a new bar and chain I'll get that latter this week.
8. 2023-01-01 at 5:48 PM UTC

   #8228
   

   Bradley Black Hole
   80 liters of water cuz my friends spooked me about Miami water, also got 20 .40$ microwave burritos and 4 bang energy drinks.
   
   I also got moufwash, toot paste and a lectic tootbush
   
   While at the store I drank
9. 2023-01-03 at 12:32 AM UTC

   #8229
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

   Originally posted by Bradley 80 liters of water cuz my friends spooked me about Miami water, also got 20 .40$ microwave burritos and 4 bang energy drinks.
   
   I also got moufwash, toot paste and a lectic tootbush
   
   While at the store I drank

   
   Next time buy gallons
10. 2023-01-03 at 12:38 AM UTC

    #8230
    WellHung Black Hole
    Arabian fat-tailed scorpion
11. 2023-01-04 at 6:06 PM UTC

    #8231
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    A quart of Gorilla poop.
    
    poopsenders.com
12. 2023-01-05 at 1:38 PM UTC

    #8232
    Netflxchillr African Astronaut
    White scrubs & ugly white Kroc shoes *blaghk
    Shrimp
    Avocado
    Bean sprouts
13. 2023-01-05 at 1:57 PM UTC

    #8233
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    A pamphlet.
14. 2023-01-05 at 10:26 PM UTC

    #8234
    

    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    I don't remember
15. 2023-01-10 at 12:46 PM UTC

    #8235
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    $12,000 worth of dental implants.
16. 2023-01-10 at 2:21 PM UTC

    #8236
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Gas, $2.71 a gallon.
17. 2023-01-10 at 2:31 PM UTC

    #8237
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Registration and full coverage for my 2006 Ford F450 with a 5 ton lift dump bed and a 2014 Big Tex 14000 GVWR flatbed trailer, and a 1968 CASE 580 backhoe.
    
    I stole the backhoe for just $2000.00. It has all new hydraulic hoses as well as documentation of $5000 worth of maintenance records from the period between 2014 and 2019. He passed in 2019 and his widow didn't know what to do with it.
    
    It wouldn't start but it cranked great with the battery charged. Now usually these are diesel. But this one is actually a 4 cylinder gas engine. So since it cranked over it seemed mechanically sound and it turned out I was correct on that.
    
    I knew it had to be something simple with either fuel or electric. I located a rebuild kit for the carb and rebuilt the carb but it still wouldn't start. I was getting sparked from the coil I was getting sparked in the distributor. But I wasn't getting sparked to the plugs.
    
    So I bought new plug wires and still no spark to the plugs. Then I stop getting sparked to the distributor cap. So I bought a new distributor cap and they gave me the wrong one.
    
    Then I tried the old distributor cap again just for shits and giggles and all of a sudden I had spark to the plugs.
    
    At this point it started but it wouldn't stay running. It wasn't getting proper fuel. Long story short I rebuilt the carburetor 2 more times with gasket material. I was still getting leaking an error leaking an air sucking in to the carburetor around the seals.
    
    I was just about to order a whole new carburetor. In the last ditch effort I started searching for videos on that particular carburetor. Here it turns out there was a manufacturer's defect in the material the carburetor itself was made from.
    
    It was just a short 5 minute video the guy explained that the bowl section of the carb would warp over time. He also explained that there was no point in buying a new one because they never corrected the problem and the new replacements were still made from the same flawed material.
    
    All I had to do was place sandpaper on a flat surface. Then rub the bowl on the sandpaper to flatten/unwarp where it seals to the upper section. After that it starts 1st time every time.
    
    Due to sitting out the hot Arizona sun for 3 years on used the tires are iffy. So it's gonna rub me about another $1200 for new rubber. But when it's all said and done I'll have about a $10000 back code for about $5000.
    
    I've got a partner and we are starting a small surface management company. Clearing land, building dirt roads, laying down gravel in people's driveways with the box blade and dump truck,and stuff like that.
    
    My partner's 1st name starts with B and as you all know my and starts with D. So we are going to call the company BD Surface Management.
    
    BDSM We will beat your dirt until it does what you want.

    
    glass/gasket silicone sealant would have done the job in in 1/100 the time 1/10 the effort.
18. 2023-01-14 at 6:32 AM UTC

    #8238
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny glass/gasket silicone sealant would have done the job in in 1/100 the time 1/10 the effort.

    
    You don't even own a car. Sit down and shut up.
19. 2023-01-14 at 6:55 AM UTC

    #8239
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker You don't even own a car. Sit down and shut up.

    
    ↑ doesnt know one can be mechanically smart without owning a car.
    
    
20. 2023-01-14 at 6:58 AM UTC

    #8240
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny ↑ doesnt know one can be mechanically smart without owning a car.
    
    

    
    
    
    

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker You don't even own a car. Sit down and shut up.