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  1. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood jager
    vodka
    beer
    cider


    that looks like "Shit on a Shingle" aka SOS

    Chip beef on toast

    but it's actually really tasty. especially if you grade parmasian on it with some avocado slices and a side of cold-slaw
  2. Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood

    Disgusting stuff.
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  3. Netflxchillr African Astronaut
    i can't remember, honestly.
  4. A ceramic dab straw. Never again.
  5. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready that looks like "Shit on a Shingle" aka SOS

    Chip beef on toast

    but it's actually really tasty. especially if you grade parmasian on it with some avocado slices and a side of cold-slaw

    nigger are you fucked?

    Parm cheese on shawarma? That sounds like dog shit. Disgusting. You have no idea and Avocado? the fuck is wrong with you

    it's rice and chicken you stupid nigger, Kurdish style

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shawarma



    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Disgusting stuff.

    its gooooooooooooood wit da celery sawlt
  6. AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]

    Cheap @ 12.99 Lets see how I feel in the morning.
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  7. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    looks gut
  8. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready Fuck you and Ontario


  9. WellHung Black Hole
    dinner for me & a ho
  10. RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Methadone
  11. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood nigger are you fucked?

    Parm cheese on shawarma? That sounds like dog shit. Disgusting. You have no idea and Avocado? the fuck is wrong with you

    it's rice and chicken you stupid nigger, Kurdish style

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shawarma



    that is not rice you dipshit. it's a cousin called Coos coos. it's just a grain that is similar but is not grown in a water field that a rice patty is.

    its gooooooooooooood wit da celery sawlt
  12. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    wow I got encapsulated in code
  13. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood


    it was "I have nothing but croutons and basic bitch romaine lettuce what do I do for an apetiser. Ohhhh WOW
  14. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    My small town I grew up of 40 thousand (Or city) had more Famous people from, living in at one time (such as Sharon tate, Jim Morrisey, Phillis Diller (Though from Ohio), your very own Lorne Michaels worked for Phillis Diller and famous companies like Jif Peanut Butter, Fenton's Ice Cream, the Popsickle was invented in my town of 40k, Bar Stool Races, and other well-known shit


    just one little town. If you had a story for every town/city in the bay area, you would have a book of famous shit.


    So WHat, it didn't make me rich or popular or famous, what do you expect us to say. WOW a Salad was invented in your country.

    LOL
  15. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready My small town I grew up of 40 thousand (Or city) had more Famous people from, living in at one time (such as Sharon tate, Jim Morrisey, Phillis Diller (Though from Ohio), your very own Lorne Michaels worked for Phillis Diller and famous companies like Jif Peanut Butter, Fenton's Ice Cream, the Popsickle was invented in my town of 40k, Bar Stool Races, and other well-known shit


    just one little town. If you had a story for every town/city in the bay area, you would have a book of famous shit.


    So WHat, it didn't make me rich or popular or famous, what do you expect us to say. WOW a Salad was invented in your country.

    LOL

    Who is us? Is there someone sitting beside you when you type?
  16. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    US nigger
  17. WellHung Black Hole
    i can't remember, i've stolen everything since...
  18. stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    I bought two 20 amp @ 120 volt SPST toggle switches to replace a fried selector switch for my little portable heater. The old switch went from "off" to "low" to "hi" in one control. I drilled out the housing for the two new switches and wired it to turn on the first heater bank with the first switch and the second heater bank with the second switch. Cost me $10 for the two switches and it works fine now. I could have saved a buck or two by going with a lesser amp rating (each bank only draws 6 amps) but wanted the added reliability.
  19. stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready My small town I grew up of 40 thousand (Or city) had more Famous people from, living in at one time (such as Sharon tate, Jim Morrisey, Phillis Diller (Though from Ohio), your very own Lorne Michaels worked for Phillis Diller and famous companies like Jif Peanut Butter, Fenton's Ice Cream, the Popsickle was invented in my town of 40k, Bar Stool Races, and other well-known shit



    Phyllis Diller lived in Webster Groves "The Park" area (high faluting fancy rich folks with big houses and even bigger yards full of doctors, lawyers, bankers, etc.) just a few blocks from me.


    Phyllis Diller

    Born Phyllis Ada Driver, she combined wild costumes, untamed hair and a raucous laugh with self-deprecating monologues to create one of comedy’s most popular characters. A 1955 club booking skyrocketed her to success: scheduled for two weeks, she stayed 89. After moving to Webster Groves in 1961, Diller honed her act in St. Louis clubs such as Gaslight Square’s Crystal Palace. Mid-1960s television routines featuring “Fang,” her imaginary husband, brought national acclaim. In addition to her television, film and stage work, Phyllis Diller made five records, wrote four best-selling books and performed on piano with over 100 symphony orchestras.
  20. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Who is us? Is there someone sitting beside you when you type?

    I was speaking for the people, Man! I was speaking for us all ( o_o)
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