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  1. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by G Inherited property has mosquitoes & fucking stink bug looking hopping lil' shits that rush the door like a plague of locusts every time it opens after dark. Frying them fuckers @ the front door as I type. All I hear it snap,crackle,pop lol.




    Throw in some greasy pie,,,friday night's on & poppin' son.


    There will always be more bugs to replace the dead ones. Those zappers draw way more to ur front door than wud otherwise be there.
  2. CandyRein Black Hole


    Went and had Penn Station for lunch ...pizza sub fries and lemonade
  3. a freezer pete
  4. Originally posted by CandyRein

    Went and had Penn Station for lunch …pizza sub fries and lemonade

    ive seen that rapper before

    Originally posted by Volcano Vaporizer set to maximum with a bowl full of abv
  5. AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Extra house key for the pet sitter.
  6. Various groceries from Aldi at lunchtime. I wonder if it will survive the 1.5hr journey home in this 104F heat.
  7. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Various groceries from Aldi at lunchtime. I wonder if it will survive the 1.5hr journey home in this 104F heat.

    The salami certainly will. The iceberg lettuce on the other hand...
  8. I'll let it make the trip upfront and put it on the floor where the a/c blows on it, I'm more worried about the 80/20 10 for $10 beef patties.
  9. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I'll let it make the trip upfront and put it on the floor where the a/c blows on it, I'm more worried about the 80/20 10 for $10 beef patties.

    unplanned shopping again ?
  10. Whenever I'm in line at the grocery store and the woman ahead of me buys a salami, we always exchange an awkward look.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  11. AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Whenever I'm in line at the grocery store and the woman ahead of me buys a salami, we always exchange an awkward look.
    never mind
  12. There is nobody to buy anything from anymore it's a ghost town out there i should have got the jay and jay i'm a dead man walking
  13. tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    I suppose it would be an air fryer. I love it.
  14. Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood There is nobody to buy anything from anymore it's a ghost town out there

    What a classic song.

  15. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by tee hee hee I suppose it would be an air fryer. I love it.

    u love being fat.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  16. Originally posted by WellHung u love being fat.

    Fucking lollocks.
  17. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Fucking lollocks.

    lol...fucking lollocks Young Vincent. Fucking lollocks. 👍
  18. CandyRein Black Hole
    A fat white cross eyed slave that lives in a motel... gottem on sale for $1...
  19. Originally posted by CandyRein A fat white cross eyed slave that lives in a motel… gottem on sale for $1…

    are you being uppity with your slave.
  20. The best slaves always come free.
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