2021-07-29 at 7:14 PM UTC
AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
Extra house key for the pet sitter.
2021-07-29 at 8:15 PM UTC
Various groceries from Aldi at lunchtime. I wonder if it will survive the 1.5hr journey home in this 104F heat.
2021-07-29 at 8:30 PM UTC
I'll let it make the trip upfront and put it on the floor where the a/c blows on it, I'm more worried about the 80/20 10 for $10 beef patties.
2021-07-30 at 12:33 AM UTC
Whenever I'm in line at the grocery store and the woman ahead of me buys a salami, we always exchange an awkward look.
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2021-07-30 at 2:43 AM UTC
There is nobody to buy anything from anymore it's a ghost town out there i should have got the jay and jay i'm a dead man walking
2021-08-04 at 3:07 PM UTC
tee hee hee
Naturally Camouflaged
[slangily complete this slumberer]
I suppose it would be an air fryer. I love it.
2021-08-05 at 9:45 AM UTC
Originally posted by tee hee hee
I suppose it would be an air fryer. I love it.
u love being fat.
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2021-08-05 at 2:55 PM UTC
A fat white cross eyed slave that lives in a motel... gottem on sale for $1...
2021-08-05 at 4:23 PM UTC
The best slaves always come free.