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Would it make you gay to jack another dudes dick with a remote controlled hand?

  1. #61
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Originally posted by infinityshock no…it has nothing to do with the scenario. it has to do with you thinking up the scenario in your faggot mind in the first place.

    a straight heterosexual doesnt have the faggotry inclinations causing such thoughts to manifest in the first place. only a faggot, with faggot inclinations, and faggot desires, would have the faggot idea flowing through its faggot mind.

    Careful, this faggot is trying to engineer a button that gets you off for free. You're the one who clicked on a thread about dudes jerking each other off, so I'm inclined to think you should be more receptive to the idea.
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  2. #62
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Originally posted by infinityshock stfu. there is no discussion necessary on a topic that is technologically and feasibly impossible to exist.

    other than in your fag-fantasizing defective mind

    As much as I disregard your posts, it's still kind of sad to hear that your imagination is limited to things that are.
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  3. #63
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Zanick Careful, this faggot is trying to engineer a button that gets you off for free. You're the one who clicked on a thread about dudes jerking each other off, so I'm inclined to think you should be more receptive to the idea.

    im here to berate the idiocy of a faggot pretending to make threads for real discussion but in fact with the real purpose of eliciting a faggot-sexual response.
  4. #64
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Zanick As much as I disregard your posts, it's still kind of sad to hear that your imagination is limited to things that are.

    youre just mad that i called you out.
  5. #65
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Originally posted by Zanick I agree with you! If you accept that it's preferable to do something that causes pleasure instead of not doing anything, then the existence of such a button would seemingly demand that it be pushed.

    Furthermore, I think it's reasonable to assume that, for most ordinary people, the utility of this button would outweigh that of our other activities. You can offer more pleasure to the world by quitting your job, leaving your partner, and abdicating from social obligations and instead pushing the button a few more thousand times each day.

    Lol. Silly 😋

    I don't think that would benefit anyone tho. Almost counterproductive.
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  6. #66
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Originally posted by infinityshock im here to berate the idiocy of a faggot pretending to make threads for real discussion but in fact with the real purpose of eliciting a faggot-sexual response.

    Clearly, I'm gay for even conceiving of such a button, I'll give you that. But would I be gay specifically for pressing it? Does getting off at random via my button make you a faggot or not?

    Originally posted by infinityshock youre just mad that i called you out.

    Somehow, I've still managed to overestimate your mental capacity. I didn't think that was possible.
  7. #67
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Lol. Silly 😋

    I don't think that would benefit anyone tho. Almost counterproductive.

    Maybe not if you're responsible for the lives and well-being of many people, but let's be realistic: nothing you or I do is so meaningful that we couldn't do better for the world by resigning to hitting the orgasm button 24/7. Nothing could be so productive for someone leading an otherwise ordinary life.
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  8. #68
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Agreed. I was speaking on denial @ thousand times a day 😋
  9. #69
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    So your button makes dude jizz in their pants and girls cream their pantaloons whenever and wherever they are. That could be considered just as cruel as it would be pleasurable or favorable to the recipient.
  10. #70
    RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by infinityshock no…it has nothing to do with the scenario. it has to do with you thinking up the scenario in your faggot mind in the first place.

    a straight heterosexual doesnt have the faggotry inclinations causing such thoughts to manifest in the first place. only a faggot, with faggot inclinations, and faggot desires, would have the faggot idea flowing through its faggot mind.

    90% of your posts are about your interracial homo-sex fantasies and you having gay sex.

    Kill yourself.
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  11. #71
    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by infinityshock no…it has nothing to do with the scenario. it has to do with you thinking up the scenario in your faggot mind in the first place.

    a straight heterosexual doesnt have the faggotry inclinations causing such thoughts to manifest in the first place. only a faggot, with faggot inclinations, and faggot desires, would have the faggot idea flowing through its faggot mind.

    When your mind stops developing at 14
  12. #72
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Originally posted by mmQ So your button makes dude jizz in their pants and girls cream their pantaloons whenever and wherever they are. That could be considered just as cruel as it would be pleasurable or favorable to the recipient.

    If the button were p

    Originally posted by mmQ So your button makes dude jizz in their pants and girls cream their pantaloons whenever and wherever they are. That could be considered just as cruel as it would be pleasurable or favorable to the recipient.

    But drugs for you are better? That's not what I meant.
  13. #73
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Zanick Clearly, I'm gay for even conceiving of such a button, I'll give you that. But would I be gay specifically for pressing it? Does getting off at random via my button make you a faggot or not?



    Somehow, I've still managed to overestimate your mental capacity. I didn't think that was possible.

    now youre mumbling for the sake of mumbling

    if youre already gay for conceiving of such faggotry youre going to be gay for pressing it...idiot.
  14. #74
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Agreed. I was speaking on denial @ thousand times a day 😋

    Fair enough, I realize that others might not see what an important moral obligation we're at to keep pressing this button, and would rather press it half as many times if it means living a more fulfilling life. Where would you draw the line? A thousand times a day? Ten thousand?

    Originally posted by mmQ So your button makes dude jizz in their pants and girls cream their pantaloons whenever and wherever they are. That could be considered just as cruel as it would be pleasurable or favorable to the recipient.

    Wow, a spontaneous orgasm is distasteful to you? I'll bet you refuse free cocaine and never go to the movies. I'm making a special button for you and it'll be the curse of feeling good all the time.

    Originally posted by infinityshock now youre mumbling for the sake of mumbling

    if youre already gay for conceiving of such faggotry youre going to be gay for pressing it…idiot.

    What if I gave it to you and you pressed it several times, not knowing what it did until you heard the moans of a man nearby and perceived a causal relationship. Have you committed a homosexual act?
  15. #75
    mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]
    It's gay anyway you see it...
  16. #76
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by RisiR † 90% of your posts are about your interracial homo-sex fantasies and you having gay sex.

    Kill yourself.

    for you to have such precise knowledge of my posts its obvious youre a raging faggot since a straight normie wouldnt even read them...much less grasp their concept. they certainly wouldnt have read every single one of my posts with such suspense and eagerness that theyd know precisely what ratio of my content was faggotry or non-faggotry.

    now stfu and use your faggot tonsils for a good purpose: coddling my cock.
  17. #77
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Zanick What if I gave it to you and you pressed it several times, not knowing what it did until you heard the moans of a man nearby and perceived a causal relationship. Have you committed a homosexual act?

    you are truly an idiot

    a first year law student recognizes that someone cant be liable for actions theyre unintentionally committing. (considering youre an idiot youll respond with something like 'ignorance of the law isnt...bla bla bla'...)
  18. #78
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Zanick Maybe not if you're responsible for the lives and well-being of many people, but let's be realistic: nothing you or I do is so meaningful that we couldn't do better for the world by resigning to hitting the orgasm button 24/7. Nothing could be so productive for someone leading an otherwise ordinary life.

    I'm not here to make things better for others. I'm here for me.
  19. #79
    RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker I'm not here to make things better for others. I'm here for me.

    As can any woman you have ever been with attest to.
  20. #80
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    No woman said of u.
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