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Would it make you gay to jack another dudes dick with a remote controlled hand?

  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ But I wouldn't be in control of you. I wouldn't be directing you. You would be jacking the other man's penis off of your own initiative.

    After my last post, the guy told me to stop jacking him off until you replied to me. You replied, so I jacked him off more. You did it.
  2. Xlite African Astronaut
    lol, you got him.
  3. I don't know if the power of suggestion counts.
  4. its only after you acknowlege his ejaculation, and then approve of his ejaculation, thats its gay.
  5. Nile bump
    Approve? If they were working at Remote handjobs unlimited they would need to do both to move on to the next client, but that wouldn't necessarily mean they in fact were attracted to the recipient sexually.
  6. you dont have to be sexually attracted to your client to give your approvals.
  7. Narc Space Nigga [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by mmQ the proposed scenario is completely hands free. You're not touching a dick nor are you touching a thing thats touching a dick. You're just touching a remote control.

    Its your reasons for wanting to jerk another dude off. Whether directly or remotely, if there isn't a million bucks or gun to the head involved then you've chosen by your own volition to give sexual gratification to another dude for no other reason than his sexual enjoyment. That gay af


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  8. Originally posted by Narc Its your reasons for wanting to jerk another dude off. Whether directly or remotely, if there isn't a million bucks or gun to the head involved then you've chosen by your own volition to give sexual gratification to another dude for no other reason than his sexual enjoyment. That gay af


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    by your logic it can be said that since pimps facilitates other mens sexual gratification, they are all definitely gay.

    as fuck.
  9. Narc Space Nigga [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny by your logic it can be said that since pimps facilitates other mens sexual gratification, they are all definitely gay.

    as fuck.

    Not at all no


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  10. Narc Space Nigga [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Dunno where you got that fuzzy logic from


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  11. from you.
  12. Narc Space Nigga [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Fuzzy logic then


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  13. Narc Space Nigga [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    On your part


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  14. Narc Space Nigga [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Fucking moron


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  15. Originally posted by Item 9 So its like your hand isn't touching his dick at all, but your still controlling the fake hand thats beating him off. Homo or no homo?

    Definitely homo...having someone else do it is redundant as you could operate the remote hand yourself...so yeah, having another dude do it is GAF
  16. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Definitely homo…having someone else do it is redundant as you could operate the remote hand yourself…so yeah, having another dude do it is GAF

    How about radio-operated remote control?
  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    SMH there are LOTS OF MOVING PARTS to this ...

    One size doesn't fit all.

    No answer is correct unless its mine .
  18. I suppose hypnotism could also be technically considered an assist.
  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    The moral of the story is that NO. It would not make you gay to do that. It wouldn't make you heterosexual either. It wouldn't make you anything other than kinda weird maybe but thats not such a bad thing in this day and age.

    I just hope actor has been gone working in a laboratory making thousands of drone robot arm things that fly around jacking off men left and right all across the globe, all the hands of actro sitting in his DEN OF SIN masterminding all of it.
  20. Knowingly assisting in the blowing of another man's beans is indeed gay as fuck, the method isn't important, the intent and result is what makes it homofaggotish.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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