why are people genuinely believing captain falcon is rich

1. 2018-02-23 at 3:11 PM UTC

   #81
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I mean 100 million is a lot of money but I know someone personally who did a few years for moving that crystal and got out, taught himself to code, and is now a legit millionaire like 10 years later. He lives in a house that's like damn near a mansion and throws hella money around constantly.
2. 2018-02-23 at 3:16 PM UTC

   #82
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I kind of wouldn't be surprised if the 100 million figure was an exaggeration to troll ppl though.
   
   Isn't reststop also well off enough to be financially independent? And he does hella ice
3. 2018-02-23 at 3:22 PM UTC

   #83
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by greenplastic I kind of wouldn't be surprised if the 100 million figure was an exaggeration to troll ppl though.
   
   Isn't reststop also well off enough to be financially independent? And he does hella ice

   
   “Financially independent” is not the same as “fabulously wealthy”.
   
   The fact that you don’t believe he really has nearly 100 million dollars sitting in a bank account somewhere shows you’re just as skeptical as the rest of us. You just said you believe him but even you won’t believe he’s THAT rich? Do you have any reason to doubt him?
4. 2018-02-23 at 3:30 PM UTC

   #84
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Fox Paws “Financially independent” is not the same as “fabulously wealthy”.
   
   The fact that you don’t believe he really has nearly 100 million dollars sitting in a bank account somewhere shows you’re just as skeptical as the rest of us. You just said you believe him but even you won’t believe he’s THAT rich? Do you have any reason to doubt him?

   
   Well tbh I didn't really know how wealthy he claimed to be. But either way..it's possible he came up with a really good idea and just got lucky. I also know people who were born with wealthy parents and basically just became hipsters and created some trendy businesses and they are multi millionaires driving ferraris around and dressing like rappers and shit. I'm just saying, it's not impossible. And it really doesn't make any difference to my life if he's lying or not
5. 2018-02-23 at 3:33 PM UTC

   #85
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by greenplastic And it really doesn't make any difference to my life if he's lying or not

   
   Yeah me neither, I just like arguing about stuff on the internet
6. 2018-02-23 at 4:10 PM UTC

   #86
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by Bill Krozby I dont like believing that he's rich because i know he's not like when he offered to help me with money i told him to go fuck himself

   
   ill offer to help you with money if you offer to tell me to fuck yourself in the ass or mouth.
7. 2018-02-23 at 4:27 PM UTC

   #87
   

   Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
   idk, he did post screenshots of his account balances.
8. 2018-02-23 at 4:28 PM UTC

   #88
   

   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]

   Originally posted by Zanick idk, he did post screenshots of his account balances.

   
   how much
9. 2018-02-23 at 4:31 PM UTC

   #89
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

   Originally posted by Fox Paws My 401(a) is projected to have about $800,000 in 25 years

   
   In 25 years 800k won't be shit
10. 2018-02-23 at 4:45 PM UTC

    #90
    

    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]

    Originally posted by A College Professor how much

    
    I don't remember, it was a lot though.
11. 2018-02-23 at 5:07 PM UTC

    #91
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker In 25 years 800k won't be shit

    
    Exactly my point.
    
    With my other accounts I’ll probably have something like 1.9 million combined. Still ain’t shit compared to the alleged 70 million dollars CF got from the US govt for his Mid East propaganda firm
12. 2018-02-23 at 5:08 PM UTC

    #92
    

    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    I'm having an alpine meetup with the Crapstain next week, I will report back how wealthy-out-of-ten he appears.
13. 2018-02-23 at 5:09 PM UTC

    #93
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Zanick I don't remember, it was a lot though.

    
    Those screenshots from his phone could have literally been shopped in MS Paint in 2 minutes. In fact I’m pretty sure Sophie or some other users did just that in the same thread to prove a point
14. 2018-02-23 at 5:10 PM UTC

    #94
    

    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]

    Originally posted by Fox Paws Those screenshots from his phone could have literally been shopped in MS Paint in 2 minutes. In fact I’m pretty sure Sophie or some other users did just that in the same thread to prove a point

    
    That could be the case. I prefer to think that he's rich, though.
15. 2018-02-23 at 5:11 PM UTC

    #95
    

    benny vader YELLOW GHOST

    Originally posted by Enter i asked lanny this the last time you brought up why you're always on here
    
    can you please stop lying
    
    

    
    holy fucking shit.
    
    i cant believe lanny is handing out PIs liek a pedo handing out candies to childrens.
    
    this thread might be full of lies but this, in an undeniable truth.
    
    gotttdammmmittt spectral ... are you reading thiss ?????
16. 2018-02-23 at 5:17 PM UTC

    #96
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by Zanick idk, he did post screenshots of his account balances.

    
    good thing theres no such thing as photoshop.
17. 2018-02-23 at 5:28 PM UTC

    #97
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by A College Professor how much

    
    it was like 50 million or something.
18. 2018-02-23 at 5:29 PM UTC

    #98
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    iirc he posted it very quickly, so he either isn't lying or is very good with photoshop
19. 2018-02-23 at 5:30 PM UTC

    #99
    

    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    in what type of account?
20. 2018-02-23 at 5:32 PM UTC

    #100
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by A College Professor in what type of account?

    
    Chase bank I believe.
    
    And again, this is MS Paint level photo editing involved. I have done the same thing and more when forging entry documents for certain countries. It takes maybe a couple minutes