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why are people genuinely believing captain falcon is rich

  1. #61
    Enter and Daily's circlejerk of desperation is reaching a fever pitch

    I'm now going to exit the thread and unsubscribe, just so I can see how quickly they evolve through the phases of "OMFG HE STOPPED POSTING, HE IS SO MAD" to "HAHA HE'S ANNOUNCING HE'S LEAVING HE'S SO MAD" and "IF YOU ARE A RETIRED MILLIONAIRE, WHY DON'T YOU HAVE TIME TO KEEP POSTING?"

    Keep flipfloppin' honeyboys

  2. #62
    Daily an(nu)ally [dissolutely whisk the pantheon]
    Originally posted by HTS Captain Falcon has literally confessed that he has a habit of making up bullshit stories on the fly to tell people because he finds it fun.

    It's pretty obvious that his persona here is just that.

    But also people want to believe he's rich because people like knowing rich people, because they like to think the wealth will rub off on them or they'll see dividends if they befriend the rich fuck.

    Anyway, yeah, nobody believes him, but they want to believe him because money is magical.

    He's also specifically ignored this post

    Captain Falcon is finished
  3. #63
    Vizier Tuskegee Airman [spic of the devil]
    Looks like Captain Falcon is showing his moves.
  4. #64
    Originally posted by Daily I still can't believe the guy went off his computer to go on niggas in space on his mobile to take a screenshot of it as if it's some sort of evidence of his past mobile phone posting

    I'm literally crying rn

    also rememeber he doesn't post on here 24/7

    like sure he's posted on here every two minutes for the past few hours, and then took a break when he went to gather evidence, but that was just a coincidence
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  5. #65
    Originally posted by Jeremus Enter and Daily's circlejerk of desperation is reaching a fever pitch

    I'm now going to exit the thread and unsubscribe, just so I can see how quickly they evolve through the phases of "OMFG HE STOPPED POSTING, HE IS SO MAD" to "HAHA HE'S ANNOUNCING HE'S LEAVING HE'S SO MAD" and "IF YOU ARE A RETIRED MILLIONAIRE, WHY DON'T YOU HAVE TIME TO KEEP POSTING?"

    Keep flipfloppin' honeyboys


    "if i pre-emptively state every argument used against me, they can no longer be arguments"

    this is what poverty-stricken pakistanis actually believe
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  6. #66
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    i guess i do because he paid for a couple of singer song writers to make a song about me and mq mentioned on tiny chat that he hopes captain falcon comes thru with some money for his internet lol.

    he's probably not "rich" as much as he claims to be but probably just more than us here. so i guess thats still rich
  7. #67
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by HTS Captain Falcon has literally confessed that he has a habit of making up bullshit stories on the fly to tell people because he finds it fun.

    It's pretty obvious that his persona here is just that.

    But also people want to believe he's rich because people like knowing rich people, because they like to think the wealth will rub off on them or they'll see dividends if they befriend the rich fuck.

    Anyway, yeah, nobody believes him, but they want to believe him because money is magical.

    I dont like believing that he's rich because i know he's not like when he offered to help me with money i told him to go fuck himself
  8. #68
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby i guess i do because he paid for a couple of singer song writers to make a song about me

    on fiver?
  9. #69
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Don't forget about that time when Lil Sporty doxxed us all..

    ( for anyone who wasn't aware or forgot, Lil Sporty introduced a "feature" where when you viewed user profiles it would also show any other usernames which had logged in from the same IP addresses. he released this under the guise of an accidental leak of his administrative tool LOL yeah right.. ( thanks for revealing this exploit Spectral) )

    I personally viewed either mmQ or Crapstain failcum's profile and it was revealed that they were an IP match ( as well as one or two other obscure user names iirc ) . others saw this as well, off memory I think perhaps greenplastic acknowledged seeing it?

    After relentlessly shoving this facts in his face, "captain falcon" finally had to acknowledge it and chalked it up to perhaps using the same mobile carrier as mmQ and them sharing an IP address because of this. lets not ignore that mmQ and his role-play character Captain Falcon are claimed to reside around 2000 miles apart. Not a chance in hell!

    No one would even care except mmQ uses this account to force homosexual memes, and say stupid snarky shit all the time.
  10. #70
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Enter does anyone want to help me psychoanalyze why he's lying about this

    did you notice he really upped the "i'm really rich" shtick once people started making fun of him a lot on here?

    he needed a way to get on people's good side, and people are naturally drawn to the rich and powerful.

    it's akin to him admitting he didn't actually have a wife once he realized everybody on here saw monogamous relationships as a weak and beta concept.

    i guarantee if everyone made fun of him for being rich he would admit it was a lie, because he's weak.

    i dunno i'm just riffin, what do you guys think

    He is a trickster by nature. Whether this is due to some underlying pathology(Machiavellianism) or an insecurity he has i do not know. What i do know is that i don't believe he is rich. He may be well off, not poor at least but he is not as rich as he would like us to believe.
  11. #71
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Jeremus https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump

    He is the leader of the most powerful nation in recorded history. He is explaining himself to the people he represents and is responsible to. Prior to his position as that leader he did not use Twitter or any other venue on the net to "explain" himself.

    You on the other hand sit in an isolated forum if 20 some people and "explain" yourself to people who are one bit affected by anything you say or do.

    Cmon even you can spot that difference.
  12. #72
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    also, LOL at mmQ trying to rebrand his Crapstain alt as "Jeremus"

    Lil Sporty is complicit in this , he/she is like the ULTIMATE manipulator
  13. #73
    Originally posted by Enter i asked lanny this the last time you brought up why you're always on here

    can you please stop lying


    He probably uses a VPN. I have one on my phone too, I just forget to turn it on 95% of the time
  14. #74
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by Fox Paws He probably uses a VPN. I have one on my phone too, I just forget to turn it on 95% of the time

    yeah he uses a vpn hosted out of mmQ's bedroom interestingly enough
  15. #75
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Jeremus Enter and Daily's circlejerk of desperation is reaching a fever pitch

    I'm now going to exit the thread and unsubscribe, just so I can see how quickly they evolve through the phases of "OMFG HE STOPPED POSTING, HE IS SO MAD" to "HAHA HE'S ANNOUNCING HE'S LEAVING HE'S SO MAD" and "IF YOU ARE A RETIRED MILLIONAIRE, WHY DON'T YOU HAVE TIME TO KEEP POSTING?"

    Keep flipfloppin' honeyboys

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    pew pew pew
  16. #76
    It's not like it's impossible to be rich. A lot of us aren't because a lot of us made bad choices in life. But you could easily be rich with just a 4 year degree and not being a complete retard with money. 4 years ago I would have been considered rich compared to basically everyone here except maybe a couple, and that was just from being in the military. I thought about staying in for a while because if I would have done a second enlistment I could have easily bought a house and paid a family member to manage/rent it out while still living in the barracks for free. If I would have done that I could easily be set up to accumulate captain falcon's alleged level of wealth. In the end it's not really worth it to me though because I legitimately don't care about money beyond it's ability to house me, buy me food, and drugs (which are cheap). A lot of people get born into it too, just by sheer luck.

    That being said, I believe him but I also wouldn't be too surprised if he was lying, but I would be impressed at the level he's incorporated it into various stories and shit. But everyone here seems to have weird shit about them that I'm not 100% if I believe. Like I find it hard to believe that enter can't see the obvious reasons for his failure of women, but it appears that that is the case so what can I do?

    To be honest now that I think about it, enter and I are about the same age and both studying the same thing. Our situation is basically the same, except I'm assuming he wasn't in the military and did something more worthless for the first half of his 20's, but the fact that he seems to have a lot of friends who invite him to go overseas and shit seems to be a big red flag. I don't have university age friends beyond in the classroom, and enter is significantly more maladjusted than I am, or he seems to be anyways.
  17. #77
    Lol, dude you can’t become a multi millionaire from renting out one house. CF says he allegedly sold his company sometime within the last 10 years for nearly 100 million dollars
  18. #78
    Originally posted by Fox Paws Lol, dude you can’t become a multi millionaire from renting out one house. CF says he allegedly sold his company sometime within the last 10 years for nearly 100 million dollars

    Get out of the military at 29 with a fully paid off house, go to college and get an engineering degree while collecting GI bill/grants/rent money, get out of school, buy a second house, collect salary, now I've got 2 houses and a job paying 80k a year at ~33. Or instead of college, start a company and get lucky and sell it in a few years. It's really not that hard if you think about it.
  19. #79
    I just turned 25 and have a paid off house and making $120,000 a year. There’s no way I’m making 70-80 million dollars anytime soon.

    If creating a multi million dollar company was “not that hard”, everyone would be a millionaire.
  20. #80
    My 401(a) is projected to have about $800,000 in 25 years
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